 | How long is the program? As long as it takes druggie, usually the program last about 2 to 3 years |
| How much does the program cost? The revolutionary new program at Straight by the Sea cost about $2000.00 month and a initial sign up fee of about $500.00. You will also be held responsible for all basic necessities like food, toiletries, health care, and body care supplies. |
| Where does all that money go to? It is none of your business where the money goes druggie. |
| Do you have qualified staff at Straight by the Sea? Yes, they are more than qualified to work with children as far as we are concerned. Even thought we have several convicted pedophiles on staff, they are currently going thought the program at Straight by the Sea to be cured. And because of they will complete the program at Straight by the Sea, we think they are qualified to work as staff. |
| Does Straight by the Sea have Certified Teachers? No, but Paris Hilton is more than qualified to teach school at Straight by the Sea. |
| Is work required at Straight by the Sea? Yes, work is required at Straight by the in the Druggie Sweatshop, where druggies will be forced to make items such as hand stitched leather soccer balls, and knock-off designer wear. |
| Will I be paid for work preformed in the Straight by the Sea Druggie Sweatshop? No, you should be honored to work at Straight by the Sea Druggie Sweatshop. |
| How does one Sign up for Straight by the Sea? Fill out the form on this page and the Straight-Mobile will be on its way to take you to your new drug free life. |
| What happens if I change my mind and I want to leave the program at Straight by the Sea early? Tough Luck, you are stuck in Straight by the Sea until you graduate the program. |
| What if a person I that have refereed to Straight by the Sea does not want to go into the Program at Straight by the Sea? Again tough luck (for them that is). We will just send out the Straight-Mobile and kidnap them into the program at Straight by the Sea. |
| What about communication with the outside world? You think druggies deserve communication with the outside world? Think again! They are nothing and they get what they deserve they are struck in Straight by the Sea until graduation and there will be no contacting the outside world for help, so contact with the outside world is forbidden until they at least reach level 3 and we are sure they are brainwashed properly. |
| What about security at Straight by the Sea? Security at Straight by the Sea is ran by Peeper Spray Jay and he runs a tight ship, no unauthorized personnel is allowed on the Straight by the Sea campus. If any unauthorized personnel is found on Straight by the Sea Property they will be shot on site. |
| Are weapons allowed on the Straight by the Sea campus? Yes and No, while all the staff at Straight by the Sea carry handguns and the security guards all have AK-47's. Any quest on the Straight by the Sea campus is not allowed to carry any kind of weapons. |
| How is runaways handled? They are simple hunted down by Pepper Spray Jay and the rest of the Straight by the Sea security and returned to the program and then severely punished for running away. |
| Give me some examples of punishments at Straight by the Sea? Electric Shock Treatments, Being Locked Naked in the Horny Gorilla Cage for a day or two, being deprived of food and sleep for a week or two, hours for forced exercise, Whippings, Beatings, being Isolated for long periods of times, denial of medical care, and what ever else we can think of at Straight by the Sea. |