I know this is a troll, and not even a very good one. The right wing has a strong hold on the child abuse in this country (see: Utah) and it's the leftists (see: Daily Kos' Dogemperor) who usually do the exposing of it.
But the concept of both the righties and the lefties joining together to perpetuate a massive program shitbeating is simply too good to pass up.
Yes, yes, Glenn Beck is full of shit. However if we enable him to blame the left for the existence of programs, the left will counter, he'll counter back, and what we'll have is essentially a game of volleyball- with the programs as the ball.
So, yes. Email him. Use the standard wingnut phrases: socialism, indoctrination (and this time it'll even be true!), corrupting our children, you know the drill. Focus him on Matthew L. Israel's shitpit in Massachusetts with the shock devices, for a start. Since Massachusetts is a principally Democratic state he'll enjoy the chance to blame Obama for it.