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Offline The Elan Reporter

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Mixing a Kruglik with a Cruz
« on: December 19, 2005, 01:00:00 PM »
You most likely would get a child that spoke like this:

hi yuh yuh homie what it be.  Dag yuh yuh yuh. Me suh suk my dick hi yuh yuh yuh . Shit me suh mutherfucka.Me suh be illin.

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 01:03:00 PM »
Also the child would be considered a Cruzglik or if it was a female it would be called a Kruglruz. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: Or maybe even a Cruzlik,or Kruzlik, depends what education you mix in first. Indian Mongoloid, or gangsta ebonics 101.

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 01:08:00 PM »
How to make a Cruz sculpture: 1 part shit, 2 parts water. Mix together to loosen up the shit and acheive a lighter texture colored shit. Once accomplished, smear all over self and finish off with a blu du rag. Develope an ebonics accent and reply sentences that dont make sence.Also good idea to eat mass amounts of government cheese and drink 40 onces of O.E.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 04:34:00 PM »
Reporter, I feel some photochoppage is in order... load me up with some ammunition pix @ daytripper599@yahoo.com

Cruz, Marty, Buffaloo, be creative
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 06:37:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-19 13:34:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Reporter, I feel some photochoppage is in order... load me up with some ammunition pix @ daytripper599@yahoo.com



Cruz, Marty, Buffaloo, be creative"
Awww yeah !!! Be creative pink, my nigga! :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 06:44:00 PM »
Strictly for the tardcore
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 08:07:00 PM »
Could JJ be a bigger asshole
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 08:09:00 PM »
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"Could JJ be a bigger asshole"
Its not Jordan you fuckin retard Art, you have some MAJOR paranoia issues dude, get a firm grip on reality, or a young kids weiner :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 09:35:00 AM »
Oh Arthur, when you gonna learn? Such a bitter, angry, jealous old man you are. Can't you just for once mind your own business? :???:
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005, 11:31:00 AM »
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On 2005-12-19 13:34:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Reporter, I feel some photochoppage is in order... load me up with some ammunition pix @ daytripper599@yahoo.com



Cruz, Marty, Buffaloo, be creative"


That sounds like a job for the long lost assistant.
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