Phone call to Clare
Posted: 2003-11-19 11:28:00
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Good afternoon Elan school how may I direct your call?
Yes could I please speak to Clare Woodman please?
Who shall I say is calling?
John Richards.
Please hold.
Hello this is Clare can I help you?
Clare, Clare Woodman?
Yes this is she.
Well hello Clare,my name is John Richards and I am with the troubled Teen magizine and wanted to ask you a few questions about how a person like yourself landed a job at Elan.
A person like myself?
Yes Clare.
And what kind of person am I?
I don't know you tell me Clare?I don't want to be politically incorrect with you over the phone.
Politically incorrect?

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Well to be Frank with you Clare, I have read many stories about you in the last year about you being a call girl,a hooker, a prostitute and also a madam, so which is it.
Is this Dan Bostdorf?
No this is John Richards with trouble teen magizine
No I think its you Dan.Look Dan, by harassing Me.Marty , and Jeffery you just make yourself look ridiculous.Why di you feel the need to call us at work and ask us stupid little questions?Are you planning on publishing another book about elan?
Look Clare, my name is John Richards, I am calling on behalf on allegations that you were involved with prostituion and somehow landed a jod working at elan with troubled teens and would like to know how a street Hooker like yourself is able to go from prostituion to counsling trouble teens?
" A moment of silence"
Hello, Clare are you still there?
Yes I am here Dan,Dan you are so low.It's bad enough that you publish a stupid book called a duck in a raincoat whcih by the way makes no sense to anyone.And you go to websites and try to push it on former elan resdients and now you call up here asking outrageous questions to myself, Marty, and Jeffery.What kind of man are you Dan?
Look Clare, I told you 2 times already my name is John Richards, I am not Dan Bostdorf.Perhaps everything said about you is true then, you swallowed too much cum and are an airhead.
Okay Dan this conversation is over.Do not call here again.
Clare hangs up the phone and sounded really pissed off.