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Joe Ricci Omelets


First you need- 3 eggs
1/2 cup diced testicles
1/4 cup cheese-any kind
salt/pepper
little milk
skillet & butter
An erected penis
Clare's vaginal discharges
Jefferry Gottlieb's cum
beat the eggs in a bowl/add a little milk..
The eggs are beaten correctlly when the yolk and white are one.

Put in the erected penis & cheese.some salt and pepper. put butter in the pan and melt it.Then add Clare's vaginal discharge along with Gottlieb's cum and the diced testicles
enough to cover the whole bottom.when pan is hot pour eggs mix in.then don't
TOUCH it until the bottom is firm.carefully slide spatula under the erected penis,just
enough to keep it from sticking. now this is the secret part ssssshhhhh,when
nobody is looking cover the pan and pull down your pants and shit in the pan.that way the penis can cook a little better with more flavor.when the penis is
about half cooked fold what you have in half. you should then have a semi circle.
flip it over and cover the pan for a few more minutes.it should be done now.to
check push down with the erected penis,if no cum runs out it's done.this must be
cooked over low-med. heat.
ken Z cooked and ate these omlete's everyday when he was a resident,The only bad side effect is that it stunts one's growth as you can see ken is so tiny in height.

So tell me Ken, do you enjoy pumping Jeremy "Your daughters doggy"?
I betcha you do.How often do you fuck Jeremy? does Marty and Jeff know you fuck the family dog?

My name is Ken Z but you can call me a little wee wee

I like to delete posts that others find a joke

I dont have much hair but will sniff your underwear

I blow Jeff and Marty everytime I throw a party

Chorus:
Ken Z likes to blow wee-wee's
Ken Z Likes to blow wee-wee's

Some say I'm too strict but I like to suck dick

I'm a webmaster of a site that likes to inspire fights

I like to be in control because I look like a Troll

I might be fat and pudgey but to me you're very ugly

Chorus:
Ken Z likes to blow wee-wee's
Ken Z Likes to blow wee-wee's

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I live in the Chicago Area. I have a half wife, three daughters, one dog and one horse.I enjoy having sex with my horse and dog.My dog doesn't bark at all which makes it very convienant to fuck it at all hours of the night without waking anybody up in the house.
 
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