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Elan School / Re: Marty is my new personal Hero!

« on: June 18, 2007, 04:58:45 PM »

Quote from: ""Lexa6805""

Somebody loan that man another two cents!

That was some funny shit! :rofl:

Me-suh thank you and would love to smoke peace pipe with you.
Me-suh ran great big general meeting today. Me-suh shot down 7 strength for not following the way of the crudelick.

Me-suh pulled up strength several times to dump corner person down stairs in chair, and then dump on corner person. They refused and I shot them down.

How.

Elan School / Re: Animal droppings & Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville

« on: June 18, 2007, 04:55:42 PM »

Quote from: ""Toetag Inc.""

Quote from: ""Marty Crudelick""
What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.

Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.

Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.

I'm not sure if your quoting Marty here or Jar Jar Binks from star wars.

Jar Jar Binks is me-suh's 1/2 brother. Can't you see the resemblence?
George Lucas made him famous, but me-suh unfortunately only famous in elan and indian mongo-ville.

Elan School / Re: Elan Funding Source Choked Off

« on: June 18, 2007, 08:41:37 AM »

Quote from: ""Dysfunction Junction""

Hey, peoples!

Just dropping in to let you know of some news I received while working on choking off funding for HLA tuition...

My contact at TERI (a private loan agency for school tuition) has informed me that in addition to cutting off HLA, TERI has also decided to cut off Elan.

A tireless advocate inside the system who was tipped off to allegations of fraud/abuse/neglect, etc at HLA started investigating and found substantive evidence to support these allegations and was appalled at this industry's true nature and began looking into other facilities, including Elan.

Subsequently, TERI has removed Elan from its list of approved schools and no parents will be able to borrow money for Elan tuition. I'm not sure how this will affect Elan, but HLA reportedly was drawing somewhere around 25% of its tuition through TERI loans to parents - a major fucking hit to lose.

Look for both Elan and HLA to come off the approved list on the website within 90 days.

Let me know if you hear about the effects. I'd like to stay in the loop here...

Oh Nooooooo..
This-suh cannot be.
Me-suh must ready the great mongo warriors. This means war.

Elan School / When did elan stop dressing people up in crazy costumes?

« on: June 18, 2007, 08:36:05 AM »

Costumes still used, mums the word.
Shhhhhh..

Elan School / Animal droppings & Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville

« on: June 18, 2007, 08:33:22 AM »

What can me-suh say about that?
Me-suh use it for face paint and snack on from time to time.
Me-suh always on the prowl for animal droppings, cow pies especially.
Oh and me-suh cannot forget the best, a nice warm steaming pile of bufallo pie.
Hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.

Me-suh also very proud of all me-suh's brain washed children.
And especially proud of the ones that defend the program. You-suh know who you are.

Me-suh is going to build new teepees and call it (Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville).
Me-suh hopes to one day have a Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville in every state.
Custom made teepee's with pee pee stains on outside.
Followed by little boys under pants used as decoritive trim.
Also custom made (Poopy-hole grills) where one can poo,pee and grill their favorite game.

Elan School / I wrote this little song for Marty

« on: June 18, 2007, 08:19:47 AM »

Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

Quote from: ""Froderik""
Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""

The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?
Hmm.. the Great Spirit tells me it's the one on the left.. :lol:

I don't know, which one of them is made out of boys' underwear? :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats me-suhs teepee village when first constructed.
you-suh cannot see litte boys underpants because underpants were
placed inside of teepee so that me-suh can admire them.
Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh.

It has been brought to me-suh's attention as to why me-suh is always looking at ground when walking.
Me-suh's is always looking for animal droppings, so that me-suh's can make war paint for face.
Me-suh is not ashamed at all, me-suh very proud and thankful. Me-suh has alot to be proud and thankful about.
Me-suh get free clothing, free car, and live tax free on great Indian mongo village. Me-suh dance around fire and put on praying paint for great 3-house general meeting.
Me-suh love 3 house general meetings, me-suh pick students at random to stand in front of house so that they can be yelled and spat at.
Me-suh also provoke them so that me-suh can get them to act out and me-suh then call for ring.

Me-suh try to brain wash all new students and convert them into hi-yuh-yuh-yuh Indian mongos.
All new students recieve feather upon entering house.
Me-suh plucks them me-self.