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Open Free for All / Does "God" really give a fuck?
« on: April 17, 2007, 08:15:54 PM »
Look, Jebus and his invisible friend are going to be all bent out of shape over this, but fuck em. No, really, please, these guys have taken this extreme celibacy thing way, way too far, they need to get laid in the worst sort of way! That little voice you sometimes hear in your head saying "Fuck NA, my munchin's hungry!" That's them thinking out loud.
Anyway, I'm not supposed to tell people these things, but I like ya'. I really do. You're absolutely right, they all three have a laugh riot whenever you people start killing each other, especially when you're killing each other over who is friends with which invisible friend. They're ass holes anyway, and worse if you wind up working for them. I know! My little sister went to work for them. They told her she'd be mother of the church, right? It sounded like a great position. After all, the whole church? That'd be millions upon millions of people, she'd never have to stop fucking ever. Fuckin' assholes!
They'll not only laugh hard, but they'll probably offer you a job as an angel. Now you're probably thinking Revelation is coming up and you'll get to take part in all kinds of fun and exciting devastation. Don't kid yourself. They always save all the fun for themselves. You'll probably just get a walk on part getting ass raped like the two fellows they hired to 'go feel out Sodom for us, maybe we'll let you nuke the next one.' Worse? The poor bastards found out later that half a dozen of the rapists were Jebus and his invisible frat boy friends.
Don't you fall for it, kid. If you really want to just kill people who piss you off, hit up Najara. I hear she's hiring.
Anyway, I'm not supposed to tell people these things, but I like ya'. I really do. You're absolutely right, they all three have a laugh riot whenever you people start killing each other, especially when you're killing each other over who is friends with which invisible friend. They're ass holes anyway, and worse if you wind up working for them. I know! My little sister went to work for them. They told her she'd be mother of the church, right? It sounded like a great position. After all, the whole church? That'd be millions upon millions of people, she'd never have to stop fucking ever. Fuckin' assholes!
They'll not only laugh hard, but they'll probably offer you a job as an angel. Now you're probably thinking Revelation is coming up and you'll get to take part in all kinds of fun and exciting devastation. Don't kid yourself. They always save all the fun for themselves. You'll probably just get a walk on part getting ass raped like the two fellows they hired to 'go feel out Sodom for us, maybe we'll let you nuke the next one.' Worse? The poor bastards found out later that half a dozen of the rapists were Jebus and his invisible frat boy friends.
Don't you fall for it, kid. If you really want to just kill people who piss you off, hit up Najara. I hear she's hiring.