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« on: May 23, 2006, 08:58:00 AM »
Hi, friends. I am taking a break from writing my famous science fiction novels, which you can find in the very back bargain bins of the Dollar Store. I have finally decided to register a user name so I can serve you better.
I AM JULIE THE GREAT. I know everything about parenting, since I am the proud mother of a perfect little girl named katie who will never grow up to to one bad thing because I will just sit her down with a good local therapist and ask her nicely not to do that. Why didn't you sniveling parents try that. You just hate your kids and don't want to be parents, unlike me. I can do it all- write best selling novels that no one reads, parent my perfect child and tell all of you how to raise your horrible children. Of course I have no idea what you are going through or what your kids are like. Why would I? I just speak out of my ass and ramble on like an idiot so you all will know how smart I think I am.
If you have any questions, you stupid fucktard parents, please go through my book agent.
Julie