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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / Rats are scurrying....
« on: May 31, 2006, 10:44:00 AM »
I OWN this thread and only I am allowed to claim it as MY LIFE.  Anyone who disagrees with me or Deborah (she is my Assistant)is known as KARENINDALLAS.  There are no other people who would DARE to disagree with me, so they are ALL my one troll who I have named KareninDallas.  Only Deborah, RobertBruce and I are allowed to insult people and claim to be omnipotent on matters HLA related (and in my case, on ALL programs).  

Do not cross me, or you too will be named KareninDallas.  Deborah and I will expose you and punish you.

I have a life. It is fornits. I am a mental health professional and I RULE this forum.
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The Troubled Teen Industry / Struggling Dumbasses
« on: May 10, 2006, 03:47:00 PM »
I guess the OTHER (fake) DJ forgot to log back in after pretending to be an ANON parent who decided against ASR.  You blew it, DJ. FRAUD!!!!!

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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 10, 2006, 03:42:00 PM »
Here I am. I am sitting here in my bathrobe doing the job I am paid to do while I spend my day on Fornits. This is my LIFE.  Why isn't everybody talking about how HLA is closing?  Why is it still full of kids and none of the parents think there is a problem.

I am ORDERING you to believe there is a problem and that this is a bad, bad place.

This is my opinion and my opinion is a FACT.
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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / Cost-Cutting Measures at HLA
« on: May 10, 2006, 03:40:00 PM »
SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.  I ORDER IT!
They can not make a profit. Not since they fired ME! I will ruin them.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Struggling Dumbasses
« on: May 10, 2006, 03:38:00 PM »
All of the people posting here are ME and my few little friends.  I can check IP addresses, so I KNOW who is on this forum. If I say there are 50 people here, you should BELIEVE me. I know it all.
I can't wait for Luke and Paul to come home from school.  I will fix them milk and cookies and help them log on so they can insult everyone and use the language I taught them in my capacity as a MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL.

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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 02, 2006, 05:37:00 PM »
Robert- you are a whiney little twit. You are so afraid that the great Dysfunction Junction won't protect you from the mean, bad posters that you dump on Karen. You know I am not Karen.  I am WAY too clever to be a lawyer- or a female. Karen isn't the only one who can outsmart you little losers.
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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 02, 2006, 05:28:00 PM »
Robert, why are you posting all of those pictures of your girlfriend all over this forum and saying that she is Karen?  That's very mean and your girlfriend would not appreciate it. What a HOG, by the way.

I thought you could do better with all those little cuties at HLA.
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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 02, 2006, 05:18:00 PM »
Oh, Robert. You don't need to help me. As soon as TSW wakes up over there in Korea, he will help me.

It was great seeing you last week, Robert- make sure those little shits don't escape.

You don't have to lie either, Robert. But maybe it's good that you do, since it will show EVERYONE what GREAT LIARS WE ARE.

I know we wish Karen's son flunked, but we know that isn't true. He is one of the top students and you know that from all the posts on the other forum which you were so smart to post over here and since you know where he is going to college. You don't flunk and go to college there. I wish WE were as smart as he is. Then we wouldn't have to cook fries and clean up crap at HLA.  

Kiss, kiss, Robert.
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The Troubled Teen Industry / Tyler Ranch in Spokane, WA (TBS)
« on: May 02, 2006, 05:00:00 PM »
Leslie, I love you. Please come back. I'm sorry I was a bad boy.  I will give you my best advice. I am all the Mental Health Professional you will ever need.

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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 02, 2006, 04:57:00 PM »
I am on my knees confessing. Karen never threatened me. I pretended she did when I logged in with my KareninDallas login name. I feel big and important when I make her look bad. I know she wasn't working last year but she was getting a big severance, but I like to tell everyone that she still isn't working, even though I have no idea what she is doing. Since I am the KING, I like to pretend I know everything. Did you see how funny I was when I posted her posts from the college advice forum?  I pretended those were recent posts, even though they were from last year, too.  

I actually love Karen and I hate that she won't answer my IMs that I send her all the time.  It makes me cry.
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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: May 02, 2006, 04:28:00 PM »
Here I am to defend my honor.  I know you all missed me, but I was at Hamburger U learning about the new way to cook fries without as much fat. BUT-I did stop at HLA during my travels to make sure all the inmates had been taken home to their loving families. As you know, I have reported to you that HLA would be shut down (many weeks ago, in fact). I ran into my friend ROBERT BRUCE, who is the night janitor at HLA. He told me that all the inmates are STILL THERE!  How could that BE?  I ordered that it be CLOSED!  Since they fired ME, there is no use for the place. Why don't these parents READ the wisdom I am writing on this forum?  Don't they KNOW that I SPEAK THE TRUTH. NO ONE else speaks the truth. All my LIES are the truth.  

Don't make fun of me. It makes me cry. That mean Karen person hurts my feelings so I make up lies about her and I go find her posts from a year ago on a college forum.  That shows all of you how smart and special I am. I AM A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL, who just happens to cook fries as a hobby.

I am the LORD- not Overlordd. I am Underlordd.  I am Dysfunctional and proud of it.
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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: April 22, 2006, 01:31:00 PM »
Why is this thread now about Karen when it needs to be about ME?  
I am the one who got fired from Hidden Lake- oh,that's right- it was a lot of years ago, but I can't forget it.  How dare theydo that to a MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL like me. All I can do now is sit in my bathrobe and get back at them on fornits. I'll fix them and I'll fix karen-whoeve she is. I even pretend to BE Karen.  I like doing that a lot. I have lots of login names so I can pretend to be lots of people. But I can check to make sure no one else does that. My friend Ginger lets me do that. She's a nice lady. She understands how hurt I was about being fired by hidden lake.  She lets me have access to the IP addresses because I have nothing else to do.

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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / Cost-Cutting Measures at HLA
« on: April 22, 2006, 01:27:00 PM »
Get this place SHUT DOWN! They are going to PAY for firing me.  Who cares about the tank. All that matters is that they PAY because they took me away from all the darling kids. How can I help them as a MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL if I'm not there.  I want this place closed.

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The Troubled Teen Industry / The REAL ME
« on: April 22, 2006, 10:53:00 AM »
Check out my thread on the Hidden Lake forum. I am telling my story. It is about ME!  I am the LORD.

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The Ridge Creek School / Hidden Lake Academy / DysfunctionJunction-My Story
« on: April 22, 2006, 10:50:00 AM »
Why is this thread now about Karen? I want it to be about ME. Don't take the attention away from ME by bringing in Karen. Iknow that is how I always colored all the issues and attacked others, but I want to focus on DysfunctionJunction-my very own self. I really enjoyed being mean and disgusting to Karen, but that was just so I could feel powerful and remain teh KING of the forum. If we start talking about Karen, then nothing bad gets said about me and I don't get my feelings hurt. When I get my feelings hurt, I have to attack Karen so everyone on the forum will see how clever and smart I can be and how I can hurt other people. I am wonderful and everyone needs to see that.
Please love me- that is all I want. Don't let Karen or any of the other programmies be mean to me because I am the LORD.

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