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Elan School / Artmanbot + Synbot = Synart Gaybots
« on: August 26, 2005, 07:32:00 AM »
Life accomplishments.

I'm in the book.

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Elan School / Artman-bot model #A-1 malfunstion troubleshooting guide
« on: August 26, 2005, 07:25:00 AM »
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.

Malfunction
Malfunction
Malfunction

Online statis...Now connecting....please wait.

Logging onto I.M.R.com

Searching for updates.......

Critical updates found.


Vagina pack Ver1.5  "Critical update"

A Vagina pack is now available to all artmanbots, this patch will stop any and all verbal outbursts of Artmanbots pretending to be bad asses both online and in public.



Now downloading Vagina pack Ver1.5







P.S.

he he he he Arter he he he :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Elan School / Artmanbot + Synbot = Synart Gaybots
« on: August 24, 2005, 07:51:00 PM »
I am happy to say that a new bot has been born. When an artmanbot and a synbot have optional reproductive programming sex between the two of them, it will create a Synart gaybot.

With a Synart gaybot, one can have numerous blowjobs at any given time of the day. A Synart gaybot is designed to be a homosexual slave for the artman bot and synbot.

There is still bugs to be worked out, but once available to the public a trouble shooting guide will be available.

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Elan School / Artman-bot model #A-1 malfunstion troubleshooting guide
« on: August 24, 2005, 07:43:00 PM »
I am an artman-bot, and I just want to let you all know the day I came off the assembly line 30 plus years ago I still function like brand new.

Though our kind "artman-bots" are basically obselete to date, we can still carry out certain tasks when given to us.

For instance, our kind loves to go to a 5 and dime and purchase all gay man nudity books and masterbate for endless hours.
Though my pecker is ancient and I do require mass quantities of Viagra, I still have alust for those magizines.

We also like to hang around grade schools pleasuring ourself during recess hours. and when accompanied by other artman-bot models we all show a great deal of spirit for each other.

We cheer each other on by saying, " go artman, go artman, go artman, you old grey haired bot."

I am Arthur Warshitski but you can call me Arty Farty.

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Elan School / Wanted: Gay MeN
« on: August 24, 2005, 07:37:00 PM »
Names Arthur, I am a Senior middle aged man that loves men, oh and boys. I mostly enjoy sitting on my fat ass glued to my computer and eating pounds of hostess products in mass quantities.

I am looking for any individual that wouldn't mine deficating all over my chest then smear it all over me.

Any takers :question:

I hold a minium wage job selling cheap auto parts and enjoy masterbating with fecal matter.[ This Message was edited by: Arthur Warshitski on 2005-08-24 16:38 ]

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Elan School / ya'll a bunch of punks
« on: August 24, 2005, 07:33:00 PM »
WoW! Me and Danny have something in common. Hey Danny, are you looking for a friend  :question: [ This Message was edited by: Arthur Warshitski on 2005-08-24 16:33 ]

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