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« on: August 24, 2005, 07:43:00 PM »
I am an artman-bot, and I just want to let you all know the day I came off the assembly line 30 plus years ago I still function like brand new.
Though our kind "artman-bots" are basically obselete to date, we can still carry out certain tasks when given to us.
For instance, our kind loves to go to a 5 and dime and purchase all gay man nudity books and masterbate for endless hours.
Though my pecker is ancient and I do require mass quantities of Viagra, I still have alust for those magizines.
We also like to hang around grade schools pleasuring ourself during recess hours. and when accompanied by other artman-bot models we all show a great deal of spirit for each other.
We cheer each other on by saying, " go artman, go artman, go artman, you old grey haired bot."
I am Arthur Warshitski but you can call me Arty Farty.