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Elan School / Marty Kruglik -- A Troubled Life Full of Hiyuhs
« on: August 18, 2005, 01:00:00 AM »
Earth to Elan Repoter's assistant. I've been on this board for 5 years now. So to call it your board, Because Mr. Pink... Who BTW is about 17-18 years old wants to give you a blow job and thinks you poop jokes are funny is a little far fetched. Wouldn't you say so? Why don't you ask Antigen, The OWNER of this board...if she thinks you are funny. Before you got here this board was used for old students to talk to eachother, and talk about funny shit that happened at elan and stupid injustices and there was plenty of bitching. About shit that REALLY happened at elan. There was SERIOUS talk of Law suits. Shit was getting accomplished. This was the one place where real things were getting done. If you had any desire to have real wrath be brought onto Elan staff you would knock your shit off so that Fornits could get back to business. So that people could really get their ideas together. You guys just waste so much time. Why can't you guys just exchange Screen names and share your stories? Or start blogs so that the people who wanted to read your stuff could go read it? Why do you force it upon anyone who is interested in what is new at fornits? You are a selfish baby. You have 2 fans. Everyone else is just irritated. You are like the kids in 5th grade who acted shitty in class because they were afraid that they couldn't do well to get attention. It's pretty fucking sad. Do you have a job? A wife? A car? A home? Is that even your computer? Or do you have to go to the public library? I wish I knew where you fucking lived. But you are to much of a coward to tell anyone who you really are. Id like to see you face to fafce with Mart. Youd probably pee your pants if he even looked at you. Why did you decline meeting him in person in the phone call? He was more than willing to meet you face to face? I guess for the same reason you hide behind your monitor. You are a little pussy, with a big ass mouth. Of should I say Big ass key board. Yeah you make me wanna barf. Your icon... Laughable...Oh so scary. Probably because your momma still brings cookies and milk down to the basment for you and buys all your clothes from K-mart. You probably even have a bowl cut hairstyle.

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Elan School / Tony/Tania Merrette: Clone of Medusa
« on: August 18, 2005, 12:46:00 AM »
And to the others that have been agreeing with me, why don't you also register under a name so that we obviously aren't the "same" person. Or They can at least stop accusing us of being the same person now. :wink:

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Elan School / Tony/Tania Merrette: Clone of Medusa
« on: August 18, 2005, 12:39:00 AM »
Let me splice up this "genius, sophisticated, comedic, hillarious, ROTF, LOL," post that was just written For all of you that think this guy is the next Jim Carrey.
 




*naked

*Mongoloid

*Indian warrior

*demon-possessed transsexual

*Indian

*covered in buffalo feces

*shit on the Indian's face  

*rapist.

*beat his genitals senseless with a baseball bat  

*"whacking off."

*fuck you

*Yeah, I wish I was a woman!

*sex-change operation

*cut off Tony's penis

*pussy lips

*Tony's groin

*pubic implants.

*droopy breast lifts

*firm tits


Now that right there is the writing of a sophisticated talented writer. Correct? I mean that's what you guys keep claming? All of the best sellers make sure that all of the things listed above are installed in every paragrah that they produce. Whacking off, poop jokes and droopy tits? What could possibly be more funny that that! You guys are absoultly right! What was I possibly thinking! This is the work of a comedic GENIUS! There is just no other way to describe it! I will make sure that your slander is submitted to the great writers of America. Hell, maybe you could even be on the list of national best sellers! Bravo guys. You are talented! I don't know how I managed to not notice sooner. I mean this is almost as funny as "Dude Where's My Car?"

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