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On 2005-05-23 14:59:00, Anonymous wrote:

"to whom are you praying and in what faith?"

Nihilanthic, this isn't as stupid a question as it first appears to be. Let me give you the lowdown on how to get through to God with a relatively simple request such as yours.

First of all, if you have an issue regarding unemancipated minors, first you have to file form HC-117, declaring your intent to bring such subject matter before God. This form must have the signature on it of seven saints, any seven, it doesn't matter.

The following topics should be handled as follows:
To get the kids out you're going to need form HA-22567, Relocation of the Domicile of a Minor. Use a separate form for each individual, and fill out in triplicate.

To reform a "school" or any kind of institution, you've got to have a form ACH-55487, filled out in duplicate and carrying the signatures of the Presidential Shoe-Shiner and the First Lady's Ass-Kisser. Modify these instructions according to the Nation-State for which you are signed up.

To get justice, you are going to have to clarify your wishes to God using form YT-67235, which covers the subjects of Justice, Revenge, Smiting, Goading, and Stymying. For each form you may choose only one of the five above-mentioned specific requests. This form requires no additional signatures, but you must be very specific about your request, outlining in the greatest possible detail the desired results.

You will find that when these forms are filled out properly and handed to the proper representative of God -- which these days is a man who lives on the San Diego boardwalk who is one of the only living persons with a direct line in to God -- that saying "no" is not only not an option for God, but something he just really doesn't even want to say!

God is waiting for you, Nihilanthic, to develop a close, personal and bureaucratic relationship with him.

On 2005-04-19 06:07:00, revengeofamuffin wrote:

"In fact, there is a reason why most Jewish people are rich. Everyone knows they are penny- pinchers."

gosh, everyone but me, who grew up in a neighborhood with many kinds of families, and saw no difference in wealth or spending habits between the families of different religions including jewish.

Erinys, could you put up the link to where VA has court papers online? Thanks!

Spots I like your idea on educating children about brainwashing! When I was in the 3rd grade we did a unit on advertising (I guess I had some groovy teachers, a vietnam vet for one!) and I still remember stuff from that. Since having been in an abusive institution I have wondered if only I had known a little more. As a teenager I had just read, on my own, that brainwashing involves starving people and keeping them up all night, which is not exactly what I saw when I was a cult prisoner, so I had a hard time maintaining my initial viewpoint when I went in that the people there were brainwashed.

On 2005-03-24 09:23:00, Susan Scheff wrote:

"I really do not understand why it matters so much to you what programs I refer to. As I explained earlier, I take every reasonable precaution before sending a child to ANY Program.That is all that should matter to you.



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I am one of the good people in all of this.[ This Message was edited by: Susan Scheff on 2005-03-24 09:25 ]"

Damn there are some funny trolls here these days!

 :rofl:

and could we get some more votes on the Superman vs. Batman thing, people?

i'm going with Batman, he's got way more charisma, a hot ride, a batcave, Robin, Batgirl, etc. plus the sex appeal of black.