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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Final Solution to the Unrepentent Staff Question
« on: July 02, 2005, 11:20:00 AM »
The Unrepentant Staff menace, as outlined in their text, Protocols of the Executives of Straight, Inc., have been planning the Straightization of Amerika for some time now.  Although the methods of the S :skull: S (Straight Survivors) units are harsh, it is understood that the ends, in this case, justify the means.  Your squeamishness is understandable---no decent human being would want any form of contact with the Unrepentant Staff scum if it were at all avoidable.  However, the brave volunteers with the S :skull: S have taken it upon themselves to once and for all eradicate the Unrepentant Staff menace, thereby beautifying the world.  We salute them for this selfless effort, and wish them success in the Endeavor.

Heute, Fornits; Morgen, die Welt!!

Misbehaveren uber Alles!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Final Solution to the Unrepentent Staff Question
« on: March 29, 2004, 07:48:00 PM »
Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:

First, I would like to announce that the name of the concentration camp for unrepentent ex-Staff members will be henceforth known as "Staffschwitz" to better reflect the mission it was designed for.

Secondly, I would like to announce the formation of the SS :skull: , (for Straight Survivors)the elite unit which will be responsible for both the apprehension of the Urepentent Staff menace and the operation of Staffschwitz.  Any parties interested in applying for a position with the SS :skull:  should leave a post on this thread stating the  Straight location in which they were incarcerated, the dates that they were  incarcerated, and a general description of why they feel they are qualified for a position with the SS :skull: .  This is an elite unit and its duties are not for the sqeamish or faint of heart.

Heute, Fornits--Morgen, die Welt!

Misbehaveren uber Alles!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Final Solution to the Unrepentent Staff Question
« on: March 28, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »
Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:

Apparently there has been a deficiency in the level of compliance regarding RTP2003's suggestion that all former Straight Staff with an unrepentent attitude do the honorable thing and "terminate" themselves from the Program of Life.  Therefore, I shall take this opportunity to announce the opening of Straightschwitz, a facility designed to hastily remedy the aforementioned situation.

The Straightshwitz Stalag will soon be operational.  All unrepentent former Staff shall be rounded up and detained there until the Tribunal consisting of RTP2003, Reagan Youth, The Butcher, and a select few other trusted Survivors, to be named later, can determine, in each individual basis, exactly what action should be taken in order to rid the world of the Unrepentent Staff menace and ensure proper disposition of such individuals.  This will begin as soon as is feasable.

It would be presumptive to comment at this time on what the outcome will be for most of the individuals so detained, but, off the record, now would be a good time to invest in Zyklon B, lampshade, and soap futures.

Misbehaveren uber Alles![ This Message was edited by: Drugdolph Hitler on 2004-03-28 19:14 ]

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