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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on March 28, 2005, 08:40:00 PM
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My son is bothering me to allow him to spend the sumemer with Ginger Warbis and her family. I THINK it is a good idea because he will be able to learn the fine art of website design. Ginger, please tell me whether or not you will be able to accomadate him. He really has his hopes up.
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Well, ok. But you'll have to pay me $5k/mo plus room and board. I might slap him silly and tie him to post out in the rain if he doesn't act right and I'm kicking him out if he doesn't comply w/ all demands. And I'm not sure if just one summer is enough time for him to earn the right to speak to us, let alone learn website development. But you're the parent. We're always happy to take your money. Oh, and no refunds.
There is so much in the bible against which every insinct of my being rebels, so much so that I regret the necessity which has compelled me to read it through from beginning to end. I do not think that the knowledge I have gained of its history and sources compensates me for the unpleasant details it has forced upon my attention.
--Helen Keller, American lecturer
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God Bless you Ginger! I would like to pay immediately by Paypal or Bank Wire. Please post the appropiate info so I can facilitate the transfer of $15,000 for June to September fees.
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Did your son actually receive a formal invitation from Ginger? Perhaps you should first send him to learn some etiquette! Then, he should go to school, to learn how to read (just because his parents are peasants doesn't mean he has to be one also!) THEN, maybe Ginger will allow him over for the summer. Just don't be suprised if he comes back resentful of you.
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My son would also like to spend the summer with Ginger - No bout a doubt it!
Your asking to much tho Ginger. Thats ruffly twice the going rate. Can we negotiate?
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Will it be co-ed, Ginger? Might sign my daughter up too. She is a picky eater, tho. Can I furnish a menu of her "favorite foods?"
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Looks like enrollments are filling up! Additional staff is needed. How bout Froderik13 as Music Director?
Every man has a property in his own person.
This nobody has any right to but himself.
The labor of his body and the work of his
hands are properly his.
--John Locke
[ This Message was edited by: Erinys on 2005-03-29 09:20 ]
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My my my arent we vicious. I hope ypou choke to death on your silver spoon.
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Well, I only have one couch in the house and another down in the unheated basement. But, what the hey, in keeping w/ industry standards, we can build a frame shed out back and lock em all up in there at night. The more the merrier!
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
-- Ben Franklin At the signing of the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776.
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Ginger, no need to build a shed. Just read on the Whitmore site that the Suds have kids sleeping on top of and under the traveling bus. Got any old broken down cars around? The kids can just sleep under/on top of the cars. That will work. Kids don't need or deserve new facilities being built for them, not just for a summer camp anyway.
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No, no, Ginger. Don't spend the money on having a shed built, don't do the labor yourself. Let the kids sleep on the ground outside under tents made of a tarp thrown over a clothesline and then make the kids build the shed. Don't you know *anything* about running a Program? :smile:
Hey, have you got any ed cons referring to you yet?
Will you give me a kickback if I do?
I don't have any qualifications except I really ***caaaaare*** about These Kids. But that doesn't matter, does it?
About that kickback...I won't tell the parents about it if you don't. 'k?
Timoclea
(What's that bit about if you don't laugh you cry?)
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How big is your yard? These kids will have to grow their own food, you know? That is if and when they eat.
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You don't need a shed. Make them sleep under a tarp. Call it wilderness therapy.
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So, lets say I join up in this up-and-coming little RTC...
If I bring some ropes and a riding crop, can I say its "wilderness survival" and "equine therapy"?Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Mark Twain
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Know what? I've changed my mind. I found a simpler way to rake in the big bucks w/o all the potential liability. Instead of taking kids in, I think I'm just going to take out my phone book and see if I can get referal fees from escort services who specialize in S&M.
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die
-- Malachy McCourt
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Ginger, we should talk.. :wink:
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Anytime :grin:
The drug war places Leo in a round room and instructs him to piss in a corner.
--Antigen
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See what I miss when I'm away for a few days??? Ginger's opening up an S&M funhouse??? :lol: :lol:
It is the old practice of despots to use a part of the people to keep
the rest in order; and those who have once got an ascendency and possessed themselves of all the resources of the nation, their revenues and offices, have immense means for retaining their advantages.
--Thomas Jefferson to John Taylor, 1798
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(http://http://www.houseofgord.com/nonmembers/0694/013-4-026.jpg)
Check out the new, experimential equine therapy! Strict discipline, structure, the outdoors, and exercise!
And just wait until you see how we keep the little bastards from choosing out of seminars! :grin: Were the power of Congress to be established in the latitude contended for, it would subvert the very foundation, and transmute the very nature of the limited Government established by the people of America.
James Madison
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That is hilarious.
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One thing for sure, they'll go home with a sense of humor... not to distract from the satire.
I'll take your overflow Ginger.
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Will the program accept adults? If my boyfriend hears about this, he may in fact arrange to have me "escorted" to this place! (I have already learned etiquette, and also know how to read; my boyfriend is not a peasant, so am I a candidate?) He's a doctor, so would tuition for me be discounted if he worked on staff?? Would I be allowed to bring my down blanket and my vicodin?
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Patience. I haven't found an escort service willing to pay my fees yet. I've spent hours on the phone already trying to describe what I'm looking for (and, btw, the proper term is B&D--Bondage and Discipline, not S&M). But when I get to the part about the subjects being teenagers and how they have to make the deal w/ the parents, every last one of them hangs up on me. :question: :question: :question:
Oh well, I'll keep trying. I have a feeling there's a fortune to be made here if only I can find just the right people to work with.
A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
--Frank Zappa
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Ginger, S&M is not necessarily B&D, but B&D *is* S&M :grin:
And anyway, whats the difference between this and any other program? All the teens go in at first HATING it, and they *LOVE IT* after being there 3 months, and by the time they leave they're begging to stay! Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist
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Good news! Looks like we may have found our providers in Russia!
http://nospank.net/sprnsky.htm (http://nospank.net/sprnsky.htm)To the extent that a society limits its government to policing functions which curb the individuals who engage in aggressive and criminal actions, and conducts its economic affairs on the basis of free and willing exchange, to that extent domestic peace prevails. When a society departs from this norm, its governing class begins, in effect, to make war upon the rest of the nation. A situation is created in which everyone is victimized by everyone else under the fiction of each living at the expense of all.
--Edmund A. Opitz
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***Researchers at Novosibirsk say caning releases endorphins, the body's natural 'happy chemicals', Izvestia reports.
Hmm... Fear causes the rush of adreneline.
Do they have a lot of masochist there? Perhaps they might get an endorphine high from a good lashing.
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Well, see, that only works on true masochists. Therefore, part of our new program (name pending) is power emotional growth seminars, that turn pain into pleasure, and yes into no!
Also, attendance at the "ropes" seminars is manditory!No gods, no masters.
--margaret Sanger
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I'm with you Cayo, miss a few days and the whole summer has already been planned. I must say as a recent attendee of the fabulous brainwashing seminars, I should have automatic job preferentiality during the hiring phase at this exciting new venture. For all of you who know our situation, you will maybe be as amused as i when i say that the lovely folks from Premier Seminars have been actively trying to recruit me to either help facilitate seminars or to "teach" at a facility in the future. If you all remember, I could not make it through an entire day of this bullshit in the past, pulled my child from the whack zone, and now they would like me to be a part of their organization! They also would like me to write an article for the Source magazine telling of our wonderful success story!!! WTF????? Bring on the whips, ropes, and cattle prods!
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Chi3, I think you should write one! Tell your story exactly as it happened!
PS I wish to offer my services to Warbis Holistic Educational Enterprises (WHEE) As a Fine Arts teacher.
Students will participate in an Art In The Community project.
Students will be expected provide some of their own tools and equipment including:
36 cans of spray paint in assorted colors
2 gallons exterior house paint , any color
Acetylene torch
Bolt cutters
Night vision goggles
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
Gandhi
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On 2005-03-31 00:31:00, Nihilanthic wrote:
"Well, see, that only works on true masochists. Therefore, part of our new program (name pending) is power emotional growth seminars, that turn pain into pleasure, and yes into no!
Also, attendance at the "ropes" seminars is manditory!
I would be interested in finding out more about this program. :eek:
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On 2005-03-31 12:11:00, Dr Fucktard wrote:
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On 2005-03-31 00:31:00, Nihilanthic wrote:
"Well, see, that only works on true masochists. Therefore, part of our new program (name pending) is power emotional growth seminars, that turn pain into pleasure, and yes into no!
Also, attendance at the "ropes" seminars is manditory!
I would be interested in finding out more about this program. :grin: I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it.
--Albert Einstein, German-born American physicist
[ This Message was edited by: Nihilanthic on 2005-03-31 18:33 ]
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On 2005-03-31 02:05:00, chi3 wrote:
For all of you who know our situation, you will maybe be as amused as i when i say that the lovely folks from Premier Seminars have been actively trying to recruit me to either help facilitate seminars or to "teach" at a facility in the future.
I think we should report them to SP
http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/ ... ctions.asp (http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2003-04-28/a_usgovtactions.asp)Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you 're looked for, or come without warning.
-- Thomas O. Davis (1814-1845): The Welcome.
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On 2005-03-31 22:52:00, Antigen wrote:
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On 2005-03-31 02:05:00, chi3 wrote:
For all of you who know our situation, you will maybe be as amused as i when i say that the lovely folks from Premier Seminars have been actively trying to recruit me to either help facilitate seminars or to "teach" at a facility in the future.
I think we should report them to SP
http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/ ... ctions.asp (http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2003-04-28/a_usgovtactions.asp)Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you 're looked for, or come without warning.
-- Thomas O. Davis (1814-1845): The Welcome.
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I think we should send Tristan over to 'coach' them in pulling their heads from their asses.That it is wrong for a man to say he is certain of the objective truth of a proposition unless he can provide evidence which logically justifies that certainty. This is what agnosticism asserts and in my opinion, is all that is essential to agnosticism.
--Thomas Henry Huxley, English biologist
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For all of you who know our situation, you will maybe be as amused as i when i say that the lovely folks from Premier Seminars have been actively trying to recruit me to either help facilitate seminars
Do it! It would be interesting to find out what they tell the staffers. You might even be able to share some training materials with us.
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