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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: RTP2003 on March 03, 2005, 09:56:00 PM
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This is a post made by Trekker Jag a while back. I think it's worth repeating here:
A loyal Straightling, a misbehaver, and a copout were all walking on the same stretch of beach one day, and each of them saw a glint of metal shining in the distance. They all ran to it and reached for it at the same time. They brushed the sand away and a genie lamp was revealed, which a genie proceeded to exit.
"You have freed me from the lamp!" said the grateful genie. "Normally I give the person who releases me three wishes, but I'm not sure which one of you did it, so I am going to give you all one wish each."
"what is your wish?" he asked the Straightling.
The Straightling said, " I wish to live with all the other Straightlings on Straight Island, a place of our own were we can have raps, sing Straight songs, and be Straightlings and never have to see druggies and ungrateful straight survivors again."
POOF--It happens.
To the misbehaver, the genie asked "What is your wish?"
The misbehaver replied "I want to torture Dr. Newton and all the other executive staff for 10000 years with them never dying but constantly in pain , at a Straight-like facility that is staffed by other misbehavers that has only Straight executive Staff enrolled as clients."
POOF--It happens.
The copout and the genie are left standing on the beach. The genie asks the copout, "What is your wish?"
The copout replies, "Let me see--all the Straightlings are on an island in the middle of the ocean where I'll never see them again, and Miller, Ruthie, and all the other Straight execs are being tortured for the next ten thousand years?"
"That is correct", said the genie.
The copout smiled. "I think I'll have a beer" he said.
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And I guess I'm buyin'! ::cheers::
I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.
--Andrew Carnegie, Scottish-born American industrialist and philanthropist
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Yeah you are... ::cheers::
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On 2005-03-03 19:11:00, Antigen wrote:
"And I guess I'm buyin'! ::drummer:: ::drummer::
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The copout smiled. "I think I'll have a beer" he said.
::bigsmilebounce::
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I'll buy the next round! ::cheers::
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
--Arthur C. Clarke, author
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On 2005-03-03 18:56:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"This is a post made by Trekker Jag a while back. I think it's worth repeating here:
A loyal Straightling, a misbehaver, and a copout were all walking on the same stretch of beach one day, and each of them saw a glint of metal shining in the distance. They all ran to it and reached for it at the same time. They brushed the sand away and a genie lamp was revealed, which a genie proceeded to exit.
"You have freed me from the lamp!" said the grateful genie. "Normally I give the person who releases me three wishes, but I'm not sure which one of you did it, so I am going to give you all one wish each."
"what is your wish?" he asked the Straightling.
The Straightling said, " I wish to live with all the other Straightlings on Straight Island, a place of our own were we can have raps, sing Straight songs, and be Straightlings and never have to see druggies and ungrateful straight survivors again."
POOF--It happens.
To the misbehaver, the genie asked "What is your wish?"
The misbehaver replied "I want to torture Dr. Newton and all the other executive staff for 10000 years with them never dying but constantly in pain , at a Straight-like facility that is staffed by other misbehavers that has only Straight executive Staff enrolled as clients."
POOF--It happens.
The copout and the genie are left standing on the beach. The genie asks the copout, "What is your wish?"
The copout replies, "Let me see--all the Straightlings are on an island in the middle of the ocean where I'll never see them again, and Miller, Ruthie, and all the other Straight execs are being tortured for the next ten thousand years?"
"That is correct", said the genie.
The copout smiled. "I think I'll have a beer" he said.
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::bump::
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word to yo momma
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cop outs are hot, but not as hot as misbehavers.
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On 2005-03-03 18:56:00, RTP2003 wrote:
"This is a post made by Trekker Jag a while back. I think it's worth repeating here:
A loyal Straightling, a misbehaver, and a copout were all walking on the same stretch of beach one day, and each of them saw a glint of metal shining in the distance. They all ran to it and reached for it at the same time. They brushed the sand away and a genie lamp was revealed, which a genie proceeded to exit.
"You have freed me from the lamp!" said the grateful genie. "Normally I give the person who releases me three wishes, but I'm not sure which one of you did it, so I am going to give you all one wish each."
"what is your wish?" he asked the Straightling.
The Straightling said, " I wish to live with all the other Straightlings on Straight Island, a place of our own were we can have raps, sing Straight songs, and be Straightlings and never have to see druggies and ungrateful straight survivors again."
POOF--It happens.
To the misbehaver, the genie asked "What is your wish?"
The misbehaver replied "I want to torture Dr. Newton and all the other executive staff for 10000 years with them never dying but constantly in pain , at a Straight-like facility that is staffed by other misbehavers that has only Straight executive Staff enrolled as clients."
POOF--It happens.
The copout and the genie are left standing on the beach. The genie asks the copout, "What is your wish?"
The copout replies, "Let me see--all the Straightlings are on an island in the middle of the ocean where I'll never see them again, and Miller, Ruthie, and all the other Straight execs are being tortured for the next ten thousand years?"
"That is correct", said the genie.
The copout smiled. "I think I'll have a beer" he said.
"
:nworthy: :nworthy:
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and just because this is such a damn fine story!!!!!!!!!! :tup: :tup:
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oh why not one more time
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:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
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well, then, i am hot as hell!!!!! always only a misbehaver... and I eventually escaped, and then eventually got kicked out. Now you have to be hot to get kicked out...lol...
KICK ASS!!!!!!!
Kelly C.
Springfield 89
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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back to the top!
Misbehaving was fun, but copping out was more fun