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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 14, 2005, 05:05:00 PM

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 14, 2005, 05:05:00 PM

If Virgil where on fire, would you piss on him, knowing that it might extinguish the flames?

Just wondering,
IDNB

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2005, 08:03:00 PM

It is an interesting conundrum you raise.  :lol:

>>fka

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2005, 08:12:00 PM

i'd shit on him and hope it were flamable

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2005, 10:15:00 PM

Fascinating. You led me to research the possibilities with urine. It seems that to make phosphorus, one only has to collect bucketloads of urine, boil it down to a paste, put the paste on high heat and draw the vapors into water, where they will condense. Then burning the phosphorus can be fun.

Oh yeah, it works better if you add sand or coal to the urine.



http://www.metaweb.com/wiki/wiki.phtml? ... lan_Sinder (http://www.metaweb.com/wiki/wiki.phtml?title=Stephenson:Neal:Quicksilver:18:...a_specimen_of_white_phosphorus..._(Alan_Sinder))

>>fka

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 15, 2005, 04:36:00 PM

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On 2005-02-14 19:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Fascinating. You led me to research the possibilities with urine. It seems that to make phosphorus, one only has to collect bucketloads of urine, boil it down to a paste, put the paste on high heat and draw the vapors into water, where they will condense. Then burning the phosphorus can be fun.



Oh yeah, it works better if you add sand or coal to the urine.







http://www.metaweb.com/wiki/wiki.phtml? ... lan_Sinder (http://www.metaweb.com/wiki/wiki.phtml?title=Stephenson:Neal:Quicksilver:18:...a_specimen_of_white_phosphorus..._(Alan_Sinder))



>>fka



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Glad I could inspire you. :wave:

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Dr. Fucktard on February 17, 2005, 10:39:00 PM

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On 2005-02-14 17:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

"i'd shit on him and hope it were flamable"

We'll see how funny you think this is when you're shitting your pants during Open Meeting Review, Druggie!

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2005, 10:25:00 AM

bump a  de doo dah

Title: Would You Piss On Virgil Miller Newton?
Post by: NAILBOMB on June 27, 2006, 08:55:00 AM

bumpetty