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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 09, 2005, 04:59:00 PM
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Virgil and Ruthie getting run over by a dump truck full of dead cops...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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On 2005-02-09 13:59:00, Idreamofnewtonsburning wrote:
"Virgil and Ruthie getting run over by a dump truck full of dead cops...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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How typically druggie of you, fantasizing about the deaths of the two people on Earth who cared the most about you. Such druggie ingratitude is evidence that you need to spend some time in a blue chair, thinking about how you can make amends for your craven druggie behavior. Have a seat.
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Virgil don't you worry. These druggie losers will see the light when they end up at the new faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0). I've got a front row seat for every one of you and a special executive rap for you girls.
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You are correct as usual, Ruthie. I knew I could count on you to watch my back while I confront these druggie wastrels.
All my love,
Virgil
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Yes Virgil my dear. I've got a special executive rap planned for the girls. We'll be discussing how we as women can better serve our men so that they can go out and do the Good Lord's work.
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You see, druggies, Ruth Ann and I have a sacred relationship that druggie cretins like yourself will never be able to comprehend. Our relationship is centered on our Higher Power, whom we choose to call God, not on some animalistic, carnal desire for smut and sin. We never fornicated before taking our wedding vows, and when we did consummate our relationship, it was while we were reading the Bible. That is how to begin a pure relationship. Ruth Ann will inform you druggie girls on your special duties during Girl's Rap, and I will inform you druggie guys about your responsibilities during Guy'[s Rap. It would be unseemly to discuss this topic further in mixed company.