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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Antigen on February 09, 2005, 12:18:00 AM

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Antigen on February 09, 2005, 12:18:00 AM
This is blowing my mind! I saw this segment on some documentary channel about a Dr. Linda Hazzard who starved a bunch of ppl to death at her remote sanatorium in Washington. She wound up starving herself to death when she got pnemonea and tried to cure herself. And I thought how like the troubled parent industry the whole scenareo was. So I looked it up.

Check it out! If you can believe it, some people are still hawking the cure!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... zzard+cure (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=dr+linda+hazzard+cure)

So I guess Virgil's warped propaganda might be with us always. I think I'll go down to the local library and order every copy in the state. What one sheet of information should I slip into each one before returning them?

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trust either of them
P.J. O'Rourke

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Helena Handbasket on February 09, 2005, 10:46:00 AM
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On 2005-02-08 21:18:00, Antigen wrote:

"This is blowing my mind! I saw this segment on some documentary channel about a Dr. Linda Hazzard who starved a bunch of ppl to death at her remote sanatorium in Washington. She wound up starving herself to death when she got pnemonea and tried to cure herself. And I thought how like the troubled parent industry the whole scenareo was. So I looked it up.



Check it out! If you can believe it, some people are still hawking the cure!



http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... zzard+cure (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=dr+linda+hazzard+cure)



So I guess Virgil's warped propaganda might be with us always. I think I'll go down to the local library and order every copy in the state. What one sheet of information should I slip into each one before returning them?

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trust either of them
P.J. O'Rourke


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My my my... a Quack in every bunch.  :roll:
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Cynthia on February 16, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
Dr named Hazzard, the story is sad but I had to let you know that MY dentist is Dr. Hacker. I don't think I would have picked that one out of the phone book, he joined the practice after I had been there several years.
He is a great guy.
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Joyce Harris on February 17, 2005, 02:45:00 PM
OK, another Doctor name:

My son suffered horrific cluster headaches for 3 years.  He had successful brain surgery this past June, and thankfully is now pain-free.

His wonderful surgeon's name is:  Dr. HURT!
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Anonymous on February 17, 2005, 03:08:00 PM
And I have a dentist by the name of Payne.
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on February 20, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
My Dentist's first name is William. I call him Dr. Bill.
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: 4peace on April 15, 2005, 02:38:00 PM
I had an attorney by the last name of Kreep.
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on April 15, 2005, 06:27:00 PM
that fits the pattern ::bangin::
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 11:03:00 PM
I was arrested by Officer Payne.
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on April 16, 2005, 07:16:00 PM
say, I wonder if he and the Dentist are kin?
probably lots of diversity in that family.

What would be the headline if the Dentist was found to be under the influence of nitrous oxide?

Payne in The Gas

One who installs/repairs windows?

An herb dealer?

Attending services at a Catholic church?

A murderer?

A member of the family not even worthy of a first name?

Family member known for clear, simple verbiage?

Make it stop, make it stop!  ::puke::










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later, Thom

I think I know where I got off track! I thought the 11th step said 'Sought through beer and medication to remove our conscious contact w/ God...I plead lysdexia![ This Message was edited by: Thom on 2005-04-16 16:18 ]

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Antigen on April 16, 2005, 09:42:00 PM
I don't get it...

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.


--H.L. Mencken

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2005, 10:11:00 PM
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On 2005-04-16 18:42:00, Antigen wrote:

"I don't get it..."


Neither do I.  Do you think he's "RELAPSED"?  Call SIBS and send the Straightmobile over right away!!!
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on April 16, 2005, 11:09:00 PM
One who installs/repairs windows?
Payne in the glass
An herb dealer?
Payne into grass
Attending services at a Catholic church?
Payne in the Mass
A murderer?
Payne killer
A member of the family not even worthy of a first name?
Just Payne, no good
Family member known for clear, simple verbiage?
Payne spoken
 :roll:
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2005, 11:18:00 PM
wow Thom, those are funny as hell......
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on April 16, 2005, 11:45:00 PM
This is how my brain gets when I forget to go to sleep. Goodnight
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Antigen on April 17, 2005, 01:20:00 AM
Oh god, that is funny  :rofl: You only forgot to drop that last breadcrumb to lead the rest of us where you were going.

I have trouble sleeping sometimes too.

Web pages are like babies -- creation involves a level of enthusiasm that does not necessarily carry over into maintenance.
--Joe Chew

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Antigen on April 17, 2005, 01:23:00 AM
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On 2005-04-16 19:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-04-16 18:42:00, Antigen wrote:


"I don't get it..."




Neither do I.  Do you think he's "RELAPSED"?  Call SIBS and send the Straightmobile over right away!!!"


 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: My dear brother could do far worse than a week or so w/ you guys. Wadaya say, Thom? I paid the feight for your ld phone service till LONG after you pissed me off personally. Will you pay for a weekend retreat at SIBS and let me take my cut?

The disrespect for the possession laws fosters a disrespect for laws and the system in general... On top of this is the distinct impression among the youth that some police may use the marihuana laws to arrest people they don't like for other reasons, whether it be their politics, their hair style or their ethnic background.
                                                                     
Marihuana: A Signal of Misunderstanding

Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: ` on April 17, 2005, 01:52:00 AM
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On 2005-04-16 18:42:00, Antigen wrote:



"I don't get it..."







Neither do I.  Do you think he's "RELAPSED"?  Call SIBS and send the Straightmobile over right away!!!"




 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: My dear brother could do far worse than a week or so w/ you guys. Wadaya say, Thom? I paid the feight for your ld phone service till LONG after you pissed me off personally. Will you pay for a weekend retreat at SIBS and let me take my cut?"


wait, you guys are related?
Title: Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
Post by: Thom on April 17, 2005, 09:30:00 AM
we knew that