Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 09:36:00 PM
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
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George Carlin, occupation:foole :smokin:
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Another Carlin-ism:
When you're boarding a plane, the stewardess says "Get on the plane"... I say fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane!
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On 2005-02-01 12:25:00, ~-=Sara=-~ wrote:
"Another Carlin-ism:
When you're boarding a plane, the stewardess says "Get on the plane"... I say fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane!
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good one sara...
D. :rofl: