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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 07:41:00 AM

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 07:41:00 AM

If Ben&Jerry named a new ice cream flavor after Sembler and Co.,what would be a good name to call it?

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: GregFL on January 31, 2005, 08:42:00 AM

Tutti fruity...with nuts.

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 09:23:00 AM

penilepumpilicious.

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: Carmel on January 31, 2005, 10:42:00 AM

Everything but the PB and J.

Chubby Nubby.

Blue Chair Swirl.

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: mental torture made me li on January 31, 2005, 02:15:00 PM

the Political Flavors line of B&Js:

("I survive on Political Flavors!" -Mel Sembler)

Viper Stripes -- snake oil/venom swirl

Brimmin' With Swimmers

Sembler's Trashcan Surprise -- oldcum & newcum, mixed w brown betty

(i've been corrupted!)

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: Sophie on January 31, 2005, 05:07:00 PM

All stopped up (of course w/ peanut butter)

Arms a'flailing (not sure of ingredients)

Have a seat  (blueberry swirl)

Love rap (something that tastes sweet and quickly lulls you into a false sense of security)

Druggie Stash (made with milk from a cow that you tipped while you were high)

Poo Bang Pops (this might be just a virginia straight thing?)

Intake room (a variety of flavors packed way too full in the container and it leaks over the edges)

The 7 and 21 ( you can't tell anyone you at the ice cream for 7 days and you can only eat this flavor for 21)

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: Anonymous on February 05, 2005, 03:43:00 AM

Cant you do better than this?

Title: Ben&Jerry
Post by: whiterabbit on February 05, 2005, 12:13:00 PM

The Saturday Night Special
flavored with mashed potatoes,chili,tomato soup, corn, fish, meatloaf, lima beans,hotdogs,bologna frozen, swirled and sprinkled w/ nuts

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