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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: dreammagician on October 07, 2002, 05:16:00 AM
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Got a troubled teen? Newton's the man, qualified in the field of tough love. That's right. Send em all here, we need you brothers and friends. We'll accomodate there sweet ass with a killer blue chair and don't forget that 7 oz. cup of bug juice between the kick raps. Oh, I forgot just a little thing, there are a few rules and if you break em we'll be forced to torture the living hell out of ya. So , you be good now.
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We temper our tough love with the finest ingredients your hard-earned money can buy, including humiliation, scare tactics, and just plain lies. Why not come in and have your brain washed today? Robots and zombies are the wave of the future--why bother thinking your own thoughts when we can select and program good straight thoughts for you? Of course, if you deviate from the straight path, you can look forward to a life riddled with anxiety and self doubt. Doesn't that sound nice?
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Where do I sign? lol