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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: SLAM on October 01, 2002, 08:52:00 PM

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: SLAM on October 01, 2002, 08:52:00 PM
LYRICS TO,  IT'S ME

IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,
IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,


can anyone finish this favorite of mine??
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: dreammagician on October 02, 2002, 09:10:00 PM
dude, you would get sat on for rockin out in group, supposedly rock was evil and if you spun the record backwards satanic music would come out. Wow, only in straight would humanity itself be derived from abuse and misuse of justice itself.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: hedwigfan on October 02, 2002, 09:51:00 PM
Thank god, i've forgotten the lyrics to "It's Me." The only way I kept my sanity on 1st phase was to systematically recite all the David Bowie songs from all his early albums (in my head) while sitting in group on those wretched fiberglass chairs. My sister sold all of my albums (which, i think would be worth quite a lot today) and it's taken me years to re-establish my music collection.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 01:20:00 PM
lET'S HAVE A SONG ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::  ::rocker::
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 05:37:00 PM
Aint it grand to be Straight aint it grand?
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 05:37:00 PM
FUCK NO!
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 05:45:00 PM
Over hill, over dale
we will hit the druggie trail
as Straight goes marching on.
We'll scream, shout,
Straight without a doubt as Straight goes marching on.
How proud are we, love and honesty,
we shout are feelings that are true
WE LOVE YOU
wherever you'll go you'll ALWAYS know,
that STRAIGHT goes marching on.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Antigen on March 26, 2006, 05:54:00 PM
::puke::

The statistics you never compile don't lie.
Steve Colbert

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on March 26, 2006, 08:42:00 PM
Straight is it = Straight is SHIT
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Antigen on March 26, 2006, 09:05:00 PM
Oh, just for you Anon

You're a grand old fag
You're a high flyin' fag
And forever in peace may you wave
You're the emblem of
The man you love
The homo so free and so shaved!

Always requested that one whenever Chris Casselor led rap.  :rofl:

I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone, I'm just here for the drugs.
--First Lady, Nancy Reagan at a Just Say No rally

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 09:22:00 PM
I came from Alabama with my banjo on my knee.
I'm going to Pennsylvania, my Eurdora for to see.
It rained all day the night I left
the weather was so dry
the sun so hot I froze myself, Eudora don't you cry.

Oh Eudora, don't you cry for me.
I come from Alabama to put you on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, when everything was still.
I thought I saw Eudora cum a saut'ring down the hill
The red red rose was in her hand, the tear was in her eye.
I said I come from Dixieland, Eurdora don't you cry. ::boohoo::
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 09:32:00 PM
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
     Hallelujaj

Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
     Hallelujaj

Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
Look away beyond the blue horizon

I found Straight as my Salvation
you take it too
I found Straight as my Salvation
you take it too.
I found Straight as my salvtion
you take it too.
Look beyond the blue horizon.

I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
Look away beyond the blue horizon.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Antigen on March 26, 2006, 10:20:00 PM
In your wildest dreams, asshole. Better men than you, by far, don't get to see that. Only one does.

You actually enjoy this? You reliving fond old memories typing out these songs? Why? How fucked up was your world that you landed in that nightmare and mistook it for some sort of paradise?

I'm sorry. Not sorry enough to want to fuck you, mind you. But real sorry for you.

I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say that one is an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow it was better to say one was a humanist or agnostic. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect that he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.
--Isaac Asimov, Russian-born American author

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2006, 10:40:00 PM
From East to West
Straight Corp is the best.
From East to West
Straight Corp is the best.

From coast to coast
Super Straight has got the most
From coast to coast
Super Straight has got the most

Girls and guys side
showing lots of pride
Girls and guys side
we're showing lots of pride

Sun up to sundown
Straights love is all around
 Sun up to sundown
Straights love is all around
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Helena Handbasket on March 27, 2006, 12:50:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-03-26 14:45:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Over hill, over dale

we will hit the druggie trail

as Straight goes marching on.

We'll scream, shout,

Straight without a doubt as Straight goes marching on.

How proud are we, love and honesty,

we shout are feelings that are true

WE LOVE YOU

wherever you'll go you'll ALWAYS know,

that STRAIGHT goes marching on."


WOW! THAT sparks a memory:  Replace "Straight" with "Lifers", and you have the version I learned.  

Oh Wait! Wait, wait, wait... Petermann totally distanced herself from Straight, didn't she?  On what basis again?  Sorry, my mind is so addled from years of drug abuse, and I just can't remember. :roll:

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life is
when men are afraid of the light.
--Plato

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Helena Handbasket on March 27, 2006, 12:55:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-03-26 18:05:00, Eudora wrote:

"Oh, just for you Anon



You're a grand old fag

You're a high flyin' fag

And forever in peace may you wave

You're the emblem of

The man you love

The homo so free and so shaved!


Laughing so hard it hurts
 :rofl:

Speak gently! 't is a little thing Dropp'd in the heart's deep well; The good, the joy, that it may bring Eternity shall tell.
-- G. W. Langford: Speak gently.

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 06:29:00 AM
Quote
On 2002-10-01 17:52:00, SLAM wrote:

"             LYRICS TO,  IT'S ME



IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,

IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,





can anyone finish this favorite of mine??



"


Mama's little nigger loves shortnin shortnin,Mama's little nigger loves shortnin bread.
Miss Pete's big eyes behind those Coke Bottle glasses.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 10:55:00 AM
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine Let it shine let it shine
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 10:58:00 AM
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
If your straight and you know it, clap your hands
"             " "            "     "     "     "
If your straight and you know it then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it, clap your hands

 If your straight and you know it, stomp your feet
"                   "  "     "     "            "
If your straight and you know it, then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it stomp your feet.

If your straight and you know it, shout AMEN AMEN!
"           "   "              "   "    "      "
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 11:06:00 AM
The Lord is my shepard I'll walk with Him always
He leads me by still waters I'll walk with him always
Always, always I'll walk with him always
Always, always, I'll walk with im always
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2006, 11:10:00 AM
I've got a little piece of tim
Nobody knows what shape it's in
It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board
It's a 2 door it's a Ford

Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Helena Handbasket on March 27, 2006, 11:35:00 PM
Did you guys sing the Star Spangled Banner with "Bubbles bursting in air"?

Yes, in LIFE, we substituted "bubbles" for "bombs" because "bombs" are "violent"... but hair grabbing, takedowns and forced motivating wasn't.    :lol:

The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit; it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation.
--Freidrich Nietzsche, German philosopher

Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2006, 12:28:00 AM
I am pussy, hear me roar
my clit is too big to ignore...
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on March 28, 2006, 12:36:00 AM
Hey, anyone know if acyclovir (zovirax) cream can be obtained without a prescription?
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: taureana on April 04, 2006, 09:02:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Rise and shine give God your glory glory

Rise and shine give God your glory glory

Rise and shine and give God your glory glory

Children of the Lord"


ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2006, 09:05:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-03-27 08:10:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I've got a little piece of tim

Nobody knows what shape it's in

It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board

It's a 2 door it's a Ford



Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep

Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep

"


This song used to go something like:

I've got a little piece of shit
It's got bits of corn in it
It's brown and squishy with tapered ends

I can't recall the rest.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2006, 09:10:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-04-04 06:02:00, taureana wrote:

Quote

On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Rise and shine give God your glory glory


Rise and shine give God your glory glory


Rise and shine and give God your glory glory


Children of the Lord"




ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.

You sadistic fuck.
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2006, 05:22:00 PM
You had to play air guitar along with "Little Piece of Tin" (always a good way to piss off Straightlings, that air guitar.  What was so threatening about it?  Some guy confronted me for doing it once and told me "air guitar was a big part of my past and I don't appreciate you bringing it to my group". Sheesh.)

I've got a little piece of air
Noone can hear it but I don't care
Got six strings and a whammy bar
It's my electric air guitar



Also, there's the classic:

Here at Straight I feel hate

Nine to nine I'm doing time....




And,

Sing halleluia to the Doors(or 'Pink Floyd', depending on your mood)
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2006, 10:41:00 PM
hey screw me over
give me a beer
pass me a joint
and lets get out of here!

we'll go to a concert
we'll drink a lot of wine
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time

but i'm up on a coke buzz
doing many lines
give me some acid
i'm feelin' mighty fine

goin' to the smoke in
tokin' all the time
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time.....blah blah blah

its the april 81 front row newcomers song in st,pete.jeff r.used to chuckle to himself when he heard me sing that.....hippie
Title: HEY!!ANYONE REMEMBER TWISTING THE SONGS?
Post by: seamus on April 05, 2006, 05:00:00 PM
OMG........stop it too goddam funny