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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: SLAM on October 01, 2002, 08:52:00 PM
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LYRICS TO, IT'S ME
IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,
IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,
can anyone finish this favorite of mine??
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dude, you would get sat on for rockin out in group, supposedly rock was evil and if you spun the record backwards satanic music would come out. Wow, only in straight would humanity itself be derived from abuse and misuse of justice itself.
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Thank god, i've forgotten the lyrics to "It's Me." The only way I kept my sanity on 1st phase was to systematically recite all the David Bowie songs from all his early albums (in my head) while sitting in group on those wretched fiberglass chairs. My sister sold all of my albums (which, i think would be worth quite a lot today) and it's taken me years to re-establish my music collection.
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lET'S HAVE A SONG ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker::
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Aint it grand to be Straight aint it grand?
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FUCK NO!
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Over hill, over dale
we will hit the druggie trail
as Straight goes marching on.
We'll scream, shout,
Straight without a doubt as Straight goes marching on.
How proud are we, love and honesty,
we shout are feelings that are true
WE LOVE YOU
wherever you'll go you'll ALWAYS know,
that STRAIGHT goes marching on.
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::puke::
The statistics you never compile don't lie.
Steve Colbert
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Straight is it = Straight is SHIT
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Oh, just for you Anon
You're a grand old fag
You're a high flyin' fag
And forever in peace may you wave
You're the emblem of
The man you love
The homo so free and so shaved!
Always requested that one whenever Chris Casselor led rap. :rofl:
I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone, I'm just here for the drugs.
--First Lady, Nancy Reagan at a Just Say No rally
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I came from Alabama with my banjo on my knee.
I'm going to Pennsylvania, my Eurdora for to see.
It rained all day the night I left
the weather was so dry
the sun so hot I froze myself, Eudora don't you cry.
Oh Eudora, don't you cry for me.
I come from Alabama to put you on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, when everything was still.
I thought I saw Eudora cum a saut'ring down the hill
The red red rose was in her hand, the tear was in her eye.
I said I come from Dixieland, Eurdora don't you cry. ::boohoo::
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Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
Hallelujaj
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
Hallelujaj
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me
Look away beyond the blue horizon
I found Straight as my Salvation
you take it too
I found Straight as my Salvation
you take it too.
I found Straight as my salvtion
you take it too.
Look beyond the blue horizon.
I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
I found a place in Straight that outshines the sun.
Look away beyond the blue horizon.
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In your wildest dreams, asshole. Better men than you, by far, don't get to see that. Only one does.
You actually enjoy this? You reliving fond old memories typing out these songs? Why? How fucked up was your world that you landed in that nightmare and mistook it for some sort of paradise?
I'm sorry. Not sorry enough to want to fuck you, mind you. But real sorry for you.I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say that one is an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow it was better to say one was a humanist or agnostic. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect that he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.
--Isaac Asimov, Russian-born American author
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From East to West
Straight Corp is the best.
From East to West
Straight Corp is the best.
From coast to coast
Super Straight has got the most
From coast to coast
Super Straight has got the most
Girls and guys side
showing lots of pride
Girls and guys side
we're showing lots of pride
Sun up to sundown
Straights love is all around
Sun up to sundown
Straights love is all around
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On 2006-03-26 14:45:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Over hill, over dale
we will hit the druggie trail
as Straight goes marching on.
We'll scream, shout,
Straight without a doubt as Straight goes marching on.
How proud are we, love and honesty,
we shout are feelings that are true
WE LOVE YOU
wherever you'll go you'll ALWAYS know,
that STRAIGHT goes marching on."
WOW! THAT sparks a memory: Replace "Straight" with "Lifers", and you have the version I learned.
Oh Wait! Wait, wait, wait... Petermann totally distanced herself from Straight, didn't she? On what basis again? Sorry, my mind is so addled from years of drug abuse, and I just can't remember. :roll: We can easily forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life is
when men are afraid of the light.
--Plato
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On 2006-03-26 18:05:00, Eudora wrote:
"Oh, just for you Anon
You're a grand old fag
You're a high flyin' fag
And forever in peace may you wave
You're the emblem of
The man you love
The homo so free and so shaved!
Laughing so hard it hurts
:rofl: Speak gently! 't is a little thing Dropp'd in the heart's deep well; The good, the joy, that it may bring Eternity shall tell.
-- G. W. Langford: Speak gently.
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On 2002-10-01 17:52:00, SLAM wrote:
" LYRICS TO, IT'S ME
IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,
IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,
can anyone finish this favorite of mine??
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Mama's little nigger loves shortnin shortnin,Mama's little nigger loves shortnin bread.
Miss Pete's big eyes behind those Coke Bottle glasses.
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This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine Let it shine let it shine
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Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord
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If your straight and you know it, clap your hands
" " " " " " "
If your straight and you know it then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it, clap your hands
If your straight and you know it, stomp your feet
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If your straight and you know it, then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it stomp your feet.
If your straight and you know it, shout AMEN AMEN!
" " " " " " "
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The Lord is my shepard I'll walk with Him always
He leads me by still waters I'll walk with him always
Always, always I'll walk with him always
Always, always, I'll walk with im always
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I've got a little piece of tim
Nobody knows what shape it's in
It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board
It's a 2 door it's a Ford
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
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Did you guys sing the Star Spangled Banner with "Bubbles bursting in air"?
Yes, in LIFE, we substituted "bubbles" for "bombs" because "bombs" are "violent"... but hair grabbing, takedowns and forced motivating wasn't. :lol:
The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit; it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation.
--Freidrich Nietzsche, German philosopher
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I am pussy, hear me roar
my clit is too big to ignore...
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Hey, anyone know if acyclovir (zovirax) cream can be obtained without a prescription?
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On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord"
ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.
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On 2006-03-27 08:10:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I've got a little piece of tim
Nobody knows what shape it's in
It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board
It's a 2 door it's a Ford
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
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This song used to go something like:
I've got a little piece of shit
It's got bits of corn in it
It's brown and squishy with tapered ends
I can't recall the rest.
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On 2006-04-04 06:02:00, taureana wrote:
On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord"
ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.
You sadistic fuck.
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You had to play air guitar along with "Little Piece of Tin" (always a good way to piss off Straightlings, that air guitar. What was so threatening about it? Some guy confronted me for doing it once and told me "air guitar was a big part of my past and I don't appreciate you bringing it to my group". Sheesh.)
I've got a little piece of air
Noone can hear it but I don't care
Got six strings and a whammy bar
It's my electric air guitar
Also, there's the classic:
Here at Straight I feel hate
Nine to nine I'm doing time....
And,
Sing halleluia to the Doors(or 'Pink Floyd', depending on your mood)
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hey screw me over
give me a beer
pass me a joint
and lets get out of here!
we'll go to a concert
we'll drink a lot of wine
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time
but i'm up on a coke buzz
doing many lines
give me some acid
i'm feelin' mighty fine
goin' to the smoke in
tokin' all the time
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time.....blah blah blah
its the april 81 front row newcomers song in st,pete.jeff r.used to chuckle to himself when he heard me sing that.....hippie
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OMG........stop it too goddam funny