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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: thepatriot on December 21, 2004, 05:55:00 PM
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1. We admitted that we were powerless over our addiction, that our lives had become unmanageable?.and we are totally fine with that.
2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity?
but figured if a Power could do that, then it could easily create a Flinstone's chewable, liver rejuvenation pill.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him?as long as he is buying.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves?
and promptly lost the paper work.
5. We admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our
wrongs ?right before our flight home from Vegas.
6. We were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character?
but then we realized how boring we?d be and decided against it.
7. We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings?. and the brain cells that control the hangovers.
8. We made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to
them all?if only they hadn't deserved it.
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would
injure them or others?or somehow make us look like Animals(the idiot that posts here).
10. We continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it?except when discussing sports, religion, politics and who bought the last round.
11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as
we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out?but after all that seeking we were parched and figured a really good bloody- mary could do pretty much the same thing.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs?but the first few addicts were real downers so we decided it was better left alone.
13 Stop whining and just deal with it in the morning like the rest of us.
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[ This Message was edited by: thepatriot on 2004-12-21 15:02 ]
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Brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Our country has deliberately undertaken a great social and economic experimanet, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose. [The Eighteenth Amendment, enacting Prohibition.]
Letter to Senator W.H. Borah
--Herbert Hoover (Feb 28, 1928)
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[ This Message was edited by: Animals on 2004-12-24 14:09 ]
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On 2004-12-21 15:25:00, Animals wrote:
"I agree, that is some brilliant original material there, alkie, 'cept for that part on number nine was just your bitter loss. It woulda been more accurate if you'd written this way:
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would
injure them or others?or somehow make us look like Animals(the FUCKING idiot that posts here); stink like Carmel's Gaping Pussy; or be a wannabe poser, posing to be Animals, like Patriotette the non degree holding punkass.
Otherwise, a flawless and imaginative post if not completely original and well thought of over several months so you were absolutely sure. ::bigmouth:: ::bigmouth:: ::bigmouth:: ::bigmouth:: ::bigmouth:: "
Non degree holding(think again BSEE w/RF Disc)If you don't know what that is google it. Punkass? mmm, clever and creative (by your standards) animals again you talk out your ass, for being a unemployed loser with nothing better to do then make poor attempts at insulting people. Nice comment there about Carmel, how long did it take you to come up with that one? and why would you even say that? Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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Animlas is nothing more than a piece of shit in a human costume
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except when to do so would
injure them or others?or somehow make us look like Animals(the FUCKING idiot that posts here); stink like Carmel's Gaping Pussy.....
Brilliant!!!!That it is wrong for a man to say he is certain of the objective truth of a proposition unless he can provide evidence which logically justifies that certainty. This is what agnosticism asserts and in my opinion, is all that is essential to agnosticism.
--Thomas Henry Huxley, English biologist
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Keep on posting 'patriotette', you're just a poser trying to write like animals. It's funny that you had to look up those degree initials. Mission accomplished, and well done Animals, patriotette is a weak bitch.
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mmm, clever and creative (by your standards) animals again you talk out your ass, for being a unemployed loser with nothing better to do then make poor attempts at insulting people.
Lmfao. And show us the degree patriot, bitchboy, you don't have one. If you did you would be too busy to come here and post that jobless, loser shit you call communicating. and go ahead and use your photoshop editor, this should be a hoot. give the name of the college, your student id and the other info...we'll be happy to look you up. (think again BSEE w/RF Disc (uhhh, rite))
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this is going to be funny as hell.
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Animals has perfected the art of the auto-erotic reach around.
Way to go Animals, Merry Christmas!
:silly: Were the government to prescribe to us our medicine and diet, our bodies would be in such keeping as our souls are now. Thus in France the emetic was once forbidden as a medicine, and the potato as an article of food. Government is just as infallible,[sic] too, when it fixes systems in physics. Galileo was sent to the Inquisition for affirming that the earth was a sphere.... It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia
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Guess anyone who knows about the internet reach around would be able to accuse others of it. How cute, but ya still smell.
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merry christmas sluts.
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[ This Message was edited by: Animals on 2004-12-24 14:19 ]
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Bump....priceless
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On 2004-12-21 14:55:00, thepatriot wrote:
"1. We admitted that we were powerless over our addiction, that our lives had become unmanageable?.and we are totally fine with that.
2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity?
but figured if a Power could do that, then it could easily create a Flinstone's chewable, liver rejuvenation pill.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him?as long as he is buying.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves?
and promptly lost the paper work.
5. We admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our
wrongs ?right before our flight home from Vegas.
6. We were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character?
but then we realized how boring we?d be and decided against it.
7. We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings?. and the brain cells that control the hangovers.
8. We made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to
them all?if only they hadn't deserved it.
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would
injure them or others?or somehow make us look like Animals(the idiot that posts here).
10. We continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it?except when discussing sports, religion, politics and who bought the last round.
11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as
we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out?but after all that seeking we were parched and figured a really good bloody- mary could do pretty much the same thing.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs?but the first few addicts were real downers so we decided it was better left alone.
13 Stop whining and just deal with it in the morning like the rest of us. "
Yes priceless
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On 2004-12-21 14:55:00, thepatriot wrote:
"1. We admitted that we were powerless over our addiction, that our lives had become unmanageable?.and we are totally fine with that.
2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity?
but figured if a Power could do that, then it could easily create a Flinstone's chewable, liver rejuvenation pill.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him?as long as he is buying.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves?
and promptly lost the paper work.
5. We admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our
wrongs ?right before our flight home from Vegas.
6. We were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character?
but then we realized how boring we?d be and decided against it.
7. We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings?. and the brain cells that control the hangovers.
8. We made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to
them all?if only they hadn't deserved it.
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would
injure them or others?or somehow make us look like Animals(the idiot that posts here).
10. We continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it?except when discussing sports, religion, politics and who bought the last round.
11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as
we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out?but after all that seeking we were parched and figured a really good bloody- mary could do pretty much the same thing.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs?but the first few addicts were real downers so we decided it was better left alone.
13 Stop whining and just deal with it in the morning like the rest of us. "
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