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General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 12:55:00 AM

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 12:55:00 AM

Would any of you ladies consider sleeping with someone off of this site? Im clean, and have a 9.5 inch penis, I am a good kisser and enjoy licking/eating pussy. Let me know, I am in western Canada.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 12:57:00 AM

Yes!!!!! Sucks I'm not single!

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 01:13:00 AM

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On 2004-12-18 21:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

" have a 9.5 inch penis,

I'm sorry but I'm going to require some sort of proof of that.  Pics??? :lol:  :lol:

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 01:40:00 AM

I can provide all of the proof necessary.. although I would like to remain anonymous.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:09:00 AM

im fucking 1337

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:11:00 AM

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On 2004-12-18 23:09:00, Anonymous wrote:

"im fucking 1337"

Excuse me, but I have a purpose to this, I would appreciate it if your n00b ass would stay the fuck off of my thread please, thanks.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:12:00 AM

Oh im sorry, okay, okay, Can i kiss the tip of your penis?

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:13:00 AM

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On 2004-12-18 23:12:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh im sorry, okay, okay, Can i kiss the tip of your penis?"

Indeed, but only if you are in western canada. and are female.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:15:00 AM

Why yes i am a ladie, and yes i do live in Western Canada.  :wave:

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:18:00 AM

ok, do you have an email? I mean it, you have to be female. and decent looking.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:20:00 AM

So am i honey, I am 100% a Female, yes yes you can have my email, here it is sweetheart :wink:

Frankthetank@beermail.com

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2004, 02:22:00 AM

Ok I will send you my email right away.. I promise you will not be disappointed, I need to get some of this sexual tension out. You dont mind getting ragefucked?

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2005, 05:53:00 PM

Western Canada??  Not even a 9.5 inch penis can make up for that.

Title: Getting laid (girls)
Post by: Antigen on February 02, 2005, 03:32:00 AM

Ya' know what? I think all you Canadians ought to quit strutting around thinking you're more clever and entertaining than Americans. Why, take the Straight trolls for example. They come up w/ witty names, fitting avatars and gut busting signatures, not to mention some of the most profoundly funny content ever to grace these fora.

Ya'll ought to take a lesson! Here's an informative discussion on the topic:

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... orum=33&75 (http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?topic=8016&forum=33&75)

Ok, so I'm breaking my newyear's resolution already. So shoot me!

[ducking!! peering northward...]

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