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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: CesareV on December 13, 2004, 05:18:00 PM

Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 13, 2004, 05:18:00 PM
If you guys tell me where you get your dope I won't bust your ass.  I've already popped everyone on my "bust their ass" list.  So I need some new leads.  Make things easy on yourselves and PM me some info. :wave: [ This Message was edited by: CesareV on 2004-12-13 14:20 ]
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 07:18:00 PM
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Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 13, 2004, 08:16:00 PM
I'm gonna double bust your ass Reagan Youth.
I have some pig pals in Colorado that took down the Texas 7.   Their gonna take you down next. :lol:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 08:38:00 PM
yeah, on their kawasakis, look out
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 08:38:00 PM
This has to be a troll posing as the guy. This can not be real.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 09:10:00 PM
call Blakey down in Celina and ask her if she knows what her husband does in his spare time
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 13, 2004, 10:34:00 PM
Blakey is the ex-wife.  I caught her with a load of pills and busted her ass.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 13, 2004, 11:40:00 PM
You anons would make great snitches.  A true informant knows how to keep their idenity a secret.
If you come work for me I'll reward you for every bust.  For every pound of reefer you help me confiscate I'll give you a dime bag.
Maybe we can work something out with Dr. Miller Newton too.  My jail is getting full so hopefully Dr. Miller Newton will cut us a profit share off every druggie we bust and ship off to the new and improved all ages, all species Straight v2.0
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
uh huh
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2004, 11:59:00 PM
how 'bout for every pound of reefer I confiscate I keep a pound of reefer. duh.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2004, 12:03:00 AM
or, since I'm not a cop, for every pound of reefer I come across in someone else's possession, I merely congratulate them. then they offer to smoke some with me. reefer people are like that.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: animals all of us on December 14, 2004, 12:25:00 AM
who the fuck you smokin with?

Your shit we gotta share.  Mine is mine.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2004, 12:46:00 AM
uh, everyone but you, piggy boy! no wonder you don't have any friends! social skill #1: share your weed. just work on that one for a while til you get it down.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 14, 2004, 01:26:00 AM
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On 2004-12-13 21:25:00, animals all of us wrote:

"who the fuck you smokin with?



Your shit we gotta share.  Mine is mine."


St. Petes not too far out of the way from Gainsville.  Animals, I'm gonna bust your ass on  my way to bust RTP2003. If you behave in the back of my squad car on the way to Gainsville, I'll share some of TBPITW with you that I confisicate from RTP2003.  I'll have to bust you first because I'll be too stoned to kick in any doors after smoking TBPITW. :smokin:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2004, 01:30:00 AM
I think we corrupted him.

 :smokin:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: animals all of us on December 14, 2004, 01:58:00 AM
rite.  This isn't a fucking porky's movie you cocksmoker.  Who the fuck still uses old insults from discontinued 80s retro flicks?  Probly why you got busted in the first reason, sharing all your shit all the time.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2004, 02:08:00 AM
I never got busted, and I don't watch 80s retro flicks. Not my favorite decade. Go smoke some weed by yourself, piggy boy.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 14, 2004, 03:04:00 AM
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On 2004-12-13 22:58:00, animals all of us wrote:

"rite.  This isn't a fucking porky's movie you cocksmoker.  Who the fuck still uses old insults from discontinued 80s retro flicks?  Probly why you got busted in the first reason, sharing all your shit all the time."


I'm also bringing cousin Reggie to Flordia.
http://www.ado13.com/Movies/Smoky%20And ... t%20II.htm (http://www.ado13.com/Movies/Smoky%20And%20The%20Bandit%20II.htm)
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 14, 2004, 03:19:00 AM
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On 2004-12-13 23:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I never got busted, and I don't watch 80s retro flicks. Not my favorite decade. Go smoke some weed by yourself, piggy boy. "


That's "not busted yet" anon :exclaim:
I'm gonna get ya.  Than you'll be my permanent employee.  Or you'll fry in the electric chair.
 :flame:   :flame:   :flame:
The choice will be yours.   Snitch or die.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on December 14, 2004, 06:26:00 AM
Ginger sould delete this entire topic.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: CesareV on December 14, 2004, 06:40:00 AM
If anyone deletes my "help wanted ad" I'll bust their ass.
Don't worry anon, all tips are kept anonymous. :tup:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: teachback on December 14, 2004, 09:42:00 AM
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Ginger sould delete this entire topic.
 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:26:00 PM
you want informants, just look for Ray and Sammie or Wes or Gin or Mike or any of those informants, they'll smoke yer out and then tell on ye.
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Froderik on October 26, 2005, 11:28:00 PM
Beware! The paranoids are watching you! :lol:
Title: Seeking Informants
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:57:00 PM
I'm living in Gainesville. Come get me mofo, I'm gonna smoke TBPITW tonight when it gets hand delivered to me.