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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: dbucfan on November 17, 2004, 07:57:00 PM
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted health suggestions that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may help you get to sleep at night and wake up without remembering the nightmares, although you may still experience severe sweating.
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ewww...sweating! :lol:
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It may not even prevent the misery it will cause you. It's a viscious cycle that demands medication.