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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 30, 2004, 09:25:00 PM
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I'm really glad I found this site on Straight. It's great that people are as proud as I am to be a graduate. Just think, where would we be without Straight? I don't even want to think about it. Anyway, just wanted to state my support. Bye!
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Hey welcome to the board. Good to see you have a healthy perspective about the "abuse," unlike the rest of the druggies on this board. :tup:
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On 2004-10-30 18:25:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I'm really glad I found this site on Straight. It's great that people are as proud as I am to be a graduate. Just think, where would we be without Straight? I don't even want to think about it. Anyway, just wanted to state my support. Bye! "
Good to hear from you, Seven Stepper! How refreshing to hear from someone that understands the value of the Program! So many of these cretinous druggies actually BLAME Straight for the consequences they have suffered for succumbing to their druggie wills, these chemically induced zombie wastrels have no appreciation for the difference between compassionate, tough love and "abuse". In between posts alternately whining and raging about being "victimized" by Straight, Inc. (or even me personally) and posts regaling us with the glories of their druggie lifestyles, yours was a post full of common sense. I humbly accept your gratitude, and want you to know that you are welcome to sit in on an Executive Rap at the new, improved, all ages Straight, Inc. v2.0 any time.
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newton your still living, kinda like a bad rash, hope your not still in the business.
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On 2004-10-30 18:25:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I'm really glad I found this site on Straight. It's great that people are as proud as I am to be a graduate. Just think, where would we be without Straight? I don't even want to think about it. Anyway, just wanted to state my support. Bye! "
Me too...PM me your adress and phone number and we can talk about the good ol days :flame:
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call me stupid, but i just cant figure it out... i havent read too many of his posts, but is this REALLy miller newton posting messgs, or just an EXTREMELY sarcastic SS? if it IS him, god, he is sooo much crazier than i even thought... if its sarcasm, man, ease up a bit! youre hitting too close to home and starting to creep me out!!!
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Yes copout, welcome to our little world.
We have several on here we call trolls. The one you just addressed really likes to post the newton side to every discussion. Sometimes it's useful, reminding us of the dogma, often times it's annoying. Take it for what it's worth, ignore if you like...he's here to stay. :grin:
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On 2005-03-10 07:50:00, shady grove wrote:
...he's here to stay. :grin: "
You'd better believe it, Druggie! I've made it my personal crusade to get anyone with a Fornits username into a blue chair at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0!) Brush up on your motivating and your confronting skills, you're going to have use for them VERY SOON!
Love ya!
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Yes, yes indeedy. Good social darwinist that he is, the alpha male Dr. Newton knows that prosperity in this 21st century world is predicated on the survival of the strongest and most aggressive!
What if sexual opportunity for the meeker males was allowed! Why, that would be promiscuity! Premarital sex! And it might cut down on the number of females available to the "boss."
And the females! What would happen if the Ruthie females were prevented from killing the offspring of those beneath her! No kind of good!
So, fly to Dr. Newton! He will teach you to abide by the rules of our closest cousins!
Like this:
Primate experts said the presence of the two female chimps could have played a role in the attack.
"We know that one of the most reliable predictors of increased male aggression is the presence of sexually receptive females," said Jeffrey French, a psychobiologist who studies primate behavior at the University of Nebraska, Omaha.
The chimps chewed off most of Davis' face, tore off his foot and testicles and dragged him down the road.
- news story: http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtri ... ci_2597286 (http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/news/ci_2597286)It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues
--Abraham Lincoln
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On 2005-03-10 12:40:00, Erinys wrote:
"Yes, yes indeedy. Good social darwinist that he is, the alpha male Dr. Newton knows that prosperity in this 21st century world is predicated on the survival of the strongest and most aggressive!
What if sexual opportunity for the meeker males was allowed! Why, that would be promiscuity! Premarital sex! And it might cut down on the number of females available to the "boss."
And the females! What would happen if the Ruthie females were prevented from killing the offspring of those beneath her! No kind of good!
So, fly to Dr. Newton! He will teach you to abide by the rules of our closest cousins!
How typically druggie, Erinyes. I come here with the noble intention of getting you chemical-crazed hopheads off of drugs and onto the serene path of the Steps, and you continue to wallow in the depravity of your demented, wanton dreams of sexual deviance. So bestiality is your kick, huh? Obviously another symptom of your disease running rampant. You need help fast, before you wind up pregnant with STDs, in addition to being dead, insane, or in jail.
Love ya! Have a seat!
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Perhaps we'll see about getting this clown a gorilla suit to wear on front row! :rofl:
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Prepare for the delivery of a truckload of sex organs to your door. The daffodils are blooming now.
G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
-- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4
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You are quite obviously under the influence of psycho-active chemicals and in desperate need of help. Given your apparently fragile mental state, we'll reconsider about making you wear a gorilla suit.
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Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease
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[ This Message was edited by: fka on 2005-06-02 05:26 ]
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Well, I did have some butternut squash seasoned with nutmeg for dinner. (for a clue Google "myristicin.") And please pass the carrots.
Forgiveness is divine. Forgetfulness is just a mental dysfunction.
--Antigen
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Congratulations for being wacked-out on something that could cause increased delusions and panic, and psychosis? There is no way to predict a ?bad trip.? There is no consistency in hallucinogenic drugs, so each ?trip? may differ depending on the drug?s strength and purity. Hallucinogens can put you in a coma. They can also cause heart and lung failure. How foolish of you to encourage this behavior! We'll be seeing BOTH of you on front row at SIBS asap.
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http://www.crystalinks.com/hallucinogens.html (http://www.crystalinks.com/hallucinogens.html)
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On 2005-03-10 07:50:00, shady grove wrote:...he's here to stay. :grin: "
I like him. At first he bugged the shit out of me like fingernails down a chalkboard, but now he's cute and witty and charming with his intelligently worded program jibber-jabber. :grin:
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I yam a yellow vegetable.
Real criminals walk free every day to rape, rob, and murder again because the courts are so busy finding consensual criminals guilty of hurting no one but themselves.... To free cells for consensual criminals, real criminals are put on the street every day.
Peter McWilliams
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I yam a yellow vegetable.
Speculations on the Origin of Human Intelligence: "In defense of the Pygmies, perhaps I should note that a friend of mine who has spent time with them says that for such activities as the patient stalking and hunting of mammals and fish they prepare themselves through marijuana intoxication, which helps to make the long waits, boring to anyone further evolved than a Komodo dragon, at least moderately tolerable. Ganja is, he says, their only cultivated crop. It would be wryly interesting if in human history the cultivation of marijuana led generally to the invention of agriculture, and thereby to civilization.
Carl Sagan - The Dragons of Eden - 1977
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You are a druggie.