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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on October 11, 2004, 01:59:00 PM

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on October 11, 2004, 01:59:00 PM

Anybody interested in starting a Straight, Inc. Executive Staff :skull:  Death Pool?  Similar to 'Celebrity Death Pools', we could wager on the death dates of certain heinous Straight Execs.  One ground rule, though-- you can't kill the staff members you are betting on. That wouldn't be fair, would it--betting on a Staffer to die and then insuring it happens on that date?  So, in the interest of fairness to all the Straight Staff Death Pool participants (and only for that reason), 'taking out' Staff is prohibited.

Here are a few of the Staffers we can bet on in our Straight Executives Death Pool:

Virgil Miller Newton (of course)

Ruth Ann Newton

Mel Sembler (not Executive Staff technically, but still eligible)

Betty Sembler (same as her impotent husband)

Chris Yarnold

John Repatowski

Helen Petermann

William Rollins (Group Staff Supervisor--an Executive Staff position; therefore, eligible for betting on)


I would appreciate any other Exec's names and comments on their general health, age, lifestyle habits, etc. as this would give us a good indication of how we should bet.  For example, Repatowski is/was an overweight homosexual who smokes.  Three 'high-risk' areas that could be determining factors for betting strategies.

This could be a fun way to kill time before Time kills them.  All in good fun.

Waiting for Virgil to kick :skull:  :skull: ,

IDNB





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Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 07:13:00 AM

HEY!!!!!!!!!!

Was Chris Yarnold a patient at one point?  Wasn't his mother, Mrs. Yarnold, also a staff member???  I would like to know.  I will add to this list if you tell me.

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 07:16:00 AM

Gipper and Eckerd got it, so it only goes that Newter and Sembie will die soon as a result of bitter child abuses causes, too.

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 08:23:00 AM

No way.  DickHead Arnold was an ex-catholic priest or so he said.  He also said he was Ireland, England or some county 'cross the ocean.  He as a real jerk, but never a phaser.

How about adding:

Doug Hemminger (st. pete straight staff)
Chris Cassler  (st. pete AND sarasota)
Shawn Areno (st. pete)
That faggot David Searcy
Liz Cassidy
Richard ????????????...what the fuck was that guy's name?  Think he is in the military now.....


Come on!  We will have a very LARGE TIME putting this list together.  

Who Else?

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 08:25:00 AM

RICHARD KNOWLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :flame:

What an asshole!

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 01:38:00 PM

Quote

On 2004-10-12 05:23:00, Anonymous wrote:

"No way.  DickHead Arnold was an ex-catholic priest or so he said.  He also said he was Ireland, England or some county 'cross the ocean.  He as a real jerk, but never a phaser.

I hear he still works in 'treatment' at some Stepcraft-spouting rehab. What an asswipe.

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: whiterabbit on October 12, 2004, 05:59:00 PM

::puke:: WANDA MINTON
Kathleen Winn

Peace and abstinence from European interferences are our objects, and so will continue while the present order of things in America remain uninterrupted.
--Thomas Jefferson

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2004, 07:51:00 PM

Haha, my foster bro took Winn to the prom.  What a fucked up date that was.

 :rofl:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Scarstruck on October 13, 2004, 09:33:00 AM

Ann Petito (She was about 50 something in 1987 ...a stern frigid bitch. I got a $20 on her for 2006 )

Mr Daugherty ( he was in his 40s in 1987 but fat and therefore a candidate for early death ..I got a $10 that says hes dead already)

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2004, 04:02:00 PM

I say Virgil has a heart attack  :smile:   before June, 2006.  He's getting up there in years, and his veins still pop out of his forehead when he's angry.  They popped out and his face got all red, just like it used to in Straight when a couple of us went by his house a couple of months ago.  I don't think he was happy to see us...... :wave:

Title: Executive Staff Death Pool
Post by: The Butcher on October 14, 2004, 10:27:00 PM

The next time that you visit him, I would very much like to join you! Perhaps I could help Virgil to get  in touch with the FEAR that's beneath that "secondary" anger.. ::stab:: :rofl: