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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones => Topic started by: Ottawa 6 on September 30, 2004, 02:52:00 PM

Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Ottawa 6 on September 30, 2004, 02:52:00 PM
Everyone, we are calling for all of you fine Ottawa worshipers to contribute for our new OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK! Our goal is to televise around the clock, all over the globe. Billions of souls can be saved from their own thoughts and ideas! Think of the good you can do! How many innocent souls can you spare? How many can you save from the perils of LOGICAL THOUGHT? Save them! Save them NOW! Save them from the EVILS of CRITICAL THINKING!

Save them NOW - pledge TODAY! Call in right now to pledge your support for this important work that we do! Call (666) 666-6666

Do it NOW!
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2004, 02:36:00 AM
I have pledged for the Ottawa Miracle Network! I feel better already! Just knowing that I'm helping save innocent kids from thinking their own thoughts makes me proud!
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2004, 03:32:00 PM
haha OTTAWA!!!!!!! u have some serious problems isn't it sad that u had to leave a message anonymous haha to try to promote u're self! I think that u are not wanted in this forum u should leave. And take ure miracle network with u. I am gonna join soon so don't worry i wont be anonymous for long. Till then....stop trying to brainwash people to follow u're sick twisted ways.
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Ottawa 6 on October 07, 2004, 06:24:00 PM
Ummm... this is a joke, buddy. A joke.

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On 2004-10-07 12:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"haha OTTAWA!!!!!!! u have some serious problems isn't it sad that u had to leave a message anonymous haha to try to promote u're self! I think that u are not wanted in this forum u should leave. And take ure miracle network with u. I am gonna join soon so don't worry i wont be anonymous for long. Till then....stop trying to brainwash people to follow u're sick twisted ways. "
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 08, 2004, 12:15:00 AM
hey whats this all about?  :???: Spill the details..is this a joke like posted above or was that a sacrastic remark to anon.?
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Ottawa 6 on October 08, 2004, 02:07:00 AM
Tink, the whole thing is a joke, responding to Ottawa 5 and ottawa 2 claiming that CEDU is perfect and saved the son/brother, etc. We all grew sick and tired of the O's posts. O5 was superior, supercilious, arrogant, and insulting to all of us. I'm amazed that everyone doesn't understand that I'm making fun of them! Maybe you all haven't seen the O posts. They are infuriating.
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 08, 2004, 04:38:00 AM
as a matter a fact i haven't but my friend told me about some mother and daughter trying to like threaten people and stuff saying that cedu is holy named otobomb or something but i guess it was ottawa. [ This Message was edited by: tinkerbell on 2004-10-08 02:00 ]
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Tinkerbell on October 08, 2004, 05:02:00 AM
haha mad props on the miracle netwrok. I have to say after i called after 30 sec i felt a difference ::soapbox::
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Ottawa 5 on October 08, 2004, 02:11:00 PM
ALL worship ME - Queen of the CEDUites. Bow down and worship! I am SHE whom you must OBEY! You can be SAVED from your own thoughts and ideas! Your SALVATION will come from your submission to my will. Banish rational thoughts! Banish all reason! Question nothing - only worship ME!
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Son Of Serbia on October 08, 2004, 05:03:00 PM
MASTER...Master you Have Returned!!! ....Your Humble Servant SOS Awaits your Instructions Blessed Mother OTTAWA!!! :nworthy:

But First an Offering of the blessed
"MOOSE JUICE" to satisfy the Blessed Mother's Cravings....Freshly Squeezed of Course!

All Of You Sinners...REPENT!!!  Now, While You Still Can!  OTTAWA 5 Will Burn You In Hell For All Eternity, Unless You Stop Thinking For Yourselves!!! :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:



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[ This Message was edited by: SON OF SERBIA on 2004-10-08 14:03 ]
Title: OTTAWA MIRACLE NETWORK
Post by: Ottawa 5 on October 09, 2004, 12:15:00 AM
Bless you, my child. I drink the moose juice in your honor. You are my most favored minion.