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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: animals all of us on September 26, 2004, 03:35:00 AM
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What is the item number on EBay for Melvin Sembler's penis pump???
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After careful hunting we are still not able to find any numbers or ID item numbers through EBay's communications dept. What is the number for the cancelled/discontinued penis pump on EBay? Please and thanks.
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We?
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Thee?
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trust either of them
P.J. O'Rourke
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Let it drop Animals. You do not care about the penis pump thing. You just want to breed contention.
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Who is animals? You are changing the subject which continues to suppose what you know to be true about the penis pump and Ray. You never saw it on EBay did you. You only heard about it. If anyone were trying to breed contention it would be you since you can't back up your shit talking with fact. Which is why the question remains:
Again, WHAT is the item number for Melvin Sembler's penis pump that was on EBay as sold by Richard Bradbury?
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=39723 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3623163808&category=39723)
Here is the item number and subsequently defunct link to the penis pump on ebay. I found it right here on our lovely Fornits forum, Animals.
You would think that for all your seemingly infinite knowledge of legal matters Animals, that it would make perfect sense why a piece of evidence involved in a lawsuit would not be posted publicly by Ebay for all to reference continually.
Please stop pretending to be Anonymous, you do it rather BADLY.
PS - I personally viewed the item for sale when Bradbury posted it on ebay, it was real....not to mention that if it WASNT real, Animals......then Sembler most probably would not be embroiled in litigation with Bradbury over said posting of pump. Whether or not this Anon actually saw the posting means just about diddly shit, dont you think? Not to mention what Anon THINKS they know about anything. Its a moot point.
Hope the number helps....
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Animals has penis pump envy....
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for shit sake animals, get out of everyone's face and worry about yourself for awhile. You obviously got some issues to deal with.
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On 2004-09-28 12:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
You never saw it on EBay did you. You only heard about it.
I can verify that is was indeed there at one time. I saw it and the ad in the St. Pete Times."I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease."
"That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
--Disraeli to Gladstone
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so shut the fuck up. . . I don't care if you are animals or not; you don't know shit about what is going on.
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Not quite sure if you were actually talking to me or not but, I never said I knew what was going on. I was only commenting that I saw the pump. Someone said it was never listed on Ebay but I saw it. :smokin:
There's no biochemical test to distinguish the so-called manic-depressive person from the elated or despondent football fan. Nor is there any resan to assume the manic-depressive's inner experience is driven by twisted molecules while the football fan's is driven, at worst, by twisted values
Dr. Peter Breggin, Toxic Psychiatry
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animals has a penis problem and wants to buy a pump and a used one at that.
Damn animals cant you afford a new one? All the bleach in the world aint gonna get that spunk off the old one. Com'n man, drop a couple extra dollars. Splurge on yourself.
And in the pump! Have a ball! Or Two!
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I like talking to myself. That last post was mine. I dont know what the fuck is going on either. All of the anonymous posts are mine...oops, ours. Who is this Animals guy??? What's his beef?
Oh, several people were discussing what someone posted to be the item number to be for the supposed EBay. After we spoke to our informant in the Saint Louis branch of EBay, we can confirm that the item number is not the one that was posted here.
Again, what is the actual item number for the penis pump that Richard claims was put on EBay???
Here are some of the fantastic pumps on EBay now, here is the number for one such pump that does exist. Goes to show that anyone can post a number on this forum, but at least this one is real:::
ViewItem&category=33165&item=5522558532&rd=1>
so stfu, you don't know shit about what is going on. I like talking to myself.
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When you sit on your ass all day and then come to a forum where others go who were beaten and abused like yourself so that you can claim you have anything to do with actual reform of government and use this as an excuse for real work not to mention slandering others for fighting against your laziness, you wind up looking like the lazy punkass that you are nevermind that your retarded compositions look very silly and foolish.
What is funnier is all the lame old jokes about penis pumps, anyone can go to the old books stores you frequent and pick out penny books tons worth of old retro boring insults that everyones' heard since before your grandmother. The truth is that EBay keeps, under law, all records of past and present item numbers of items sold on EBay. No record is shown of any Richard or Ray Bradbury having sold any penis/penile or any other sort of pump used by any Ambassador new or used.
This is not animals. I am anonymous just like you and have no fear nor is anything owed to you even if I were animals or whoever you think this might be.
Question remains disproven:
Again, slower this time, what is the working item number for the penis pump Ray claims to have attempted to actually sell on Ebay found at http://www.ebay.com (http://www.ebay.com) under the subsection entitled 'buy'?
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animals, please explain what you are doing here. You are starting to appear a little off the wall to put it mildly.
The pump was on Ebay at one time. Many of us saw it, unless you believe there is a vast conspiracy to hide the truth from you that no penis pump existed on Ebay. Further, why do you give a fuck? I sure don't.
Jees man...what is the point?
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On 2004-09-28 13:55:00, Carmel wrote:
"I personally viewed the item for sale when Bradbury posted it on ebay, it was real....
I saw it too. It was a real add.668: The Neighbor of the Beast
--Anonymous Postman
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question authority you dumb asses.
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You are not any authority on anything animals, you are just a little sniping bitch on the internet.
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Oh Animals....it just gets funnier and funnier, ya know?
DONT YOU THINK THAT IF BRADBURY HAD NEVER POSTED THE PUMP ON EBAY, THAT MEL WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN PISSED OFF AND SUED HIM OVER IT?
Come on man, THINK!
Hello, my name is Melvin Sembler, and I am suing a man over stolen property from my trash heap that was never actually stolen, nor was it posted for sale on ebay, written about in news articles or shown on various television stations.
Thank you and goodnight.
Please
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
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actually Carmel it is a conspiracy that Mel and Ginger are complicit in to discredit the great name of animals and his various alias on the internet. Richard, Ginger, Myself and Wes are all best buddies with Mel and Miller Newton and Art Barker. We all sit around, smoke the peace pipe, tell tales of yore and conspire on how to ruin the lives of ex straightlings.
It is a passion, you see.
Yeah..thats it..rage against the machine..question authority..take your meds...
:silly:
gregfl
[ This Message was edited by: GregFL on 2004-09-28 22:01 ]
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Invalid Item
The item you requested (3623163808) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.
To me, this says that is was there at one time. Doesn't really matter to me cause I saw it there, I know[/b] it was there. Hope this helps.
When we contemplate the whole globe as one great dewdrop, striped and dotted with continents and islands, flying through space with all other stars all singing and shining together as one, the whole universe appears as an infinite storm of beauty.
-- John Muir
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Here is a link for whoever thinks it did not happen- http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/20 ... ador.shtml (http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2003/09/030903ambassador.shtml)
That should be enough. I'm sure once the legal matters came up e-bay would have been required to discontinue the item, even if it was sold it would be a non-existent item this much later. But obviously it happened, I doubt a news station would make this up.
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LOL,
Greg, you made my whole morning.
Passion, indeed!
Carmel
:razz: For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
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Good lord. I am still laughing my ass off.
Excellent!!!!
:scared: Laws are like spider webs. If some poor weak creature comes up against them - it is caught. But the bigger one can break through and get away.
-- Solon; Greek philosopher - c.630-c.555 BC
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"Hello, my name is Melvin Sembler, and I am suing a man over stolen property from my trash heap that was never actually stolen, nor was it posted for sale on ebay, written about in news articles or shown on various television stations."
You said it first, not anyone else. thanks for the update.
Thanks, Melvin.
So, Greg - why are you sniping people? YOu said it first bub. You have mentioned in several other posts I have read that you can bakc up your words - as if to say that if anyone gives you an address that you will stop by. So, stop by motherfucker. Noone is scared of your fat old ass - I'm not - and none owes you anything. YOu can't ban all the An0nymous postors who come here and defile one another. You're the one snipin on the net. And as far as animals is concerned - he's got more guts than you do. Greg, you're just a pussy. I could'nt give a shit less over the fact that you luckily happen to, in your miserable existence and pathetic awareness of anything, merely happen to actually be able to monitor a forum. Wow, how amazing that must be while you're on disability and can't do shit else all day. Neato, wow. Zing! What a smart guy you must be. We are sooooo just completely fucking wowed here.
LOL! I just made my day! I can't stop laughing. And as far as animals, dude you don't let these fuckers get you down - they're just a bunch of old hasbeens wishing they had done more with whatever they never had.
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Question remains unanswered:
What is the Factual working Item number for Ray's purported EBay penis pump that he says he stole from Sembler's trash (nevermind that Sembler doesn't put his trash outside except on certain days)?
EBay has no recollection or history of said item, no date that is accurate with the dates given of these said straight survivors. Go fig. More crap.
The item number recently given in this chat postings is indeed for any item but not for any Ambassador or mention of one. This sale of this item number was not for the amount Richard purported it to be.
Noone mentioned conspiracy except those who are defending one. Again, thanks for the update.
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your false hope on whether or not anyone has any documents helps no one.
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Animals, I am going to say it one more time....slooooooowly now.....
Why on all of Gods greenest would Melvin Sembler institute a lawsuit against one Richard Bradbury...for "stealing" his trash and posting it on EBay......if, now....wait for it...here it comes....IF BRADBURY DID NOT ACTUALLY "STEAL" HIS TRASH AND POST IT ON EBAY? "Stealing being used for reference here".
Are you at the very least willing to admit, that even if this whole penis pump thing is a hoax, a conspiracy....call it what you like, are you willing to admit that Sembler has set in motion a chain of events that cannot possibly be proven one way or the other because....according to you....nothing was ever taken or posted? Are you more inclined to admit that every news media source that published the story, that every employee at EBay that took part in the posting process, that every lawyer involved in the case that good ole Mel has slapped on Rich....are being completey duped by a nonexistent document? What are the odds? Secondly, why in the hell would you believe that a private company such as EBay would release any personal information to some moron like you, especially when said information is involved at the center of a huge legal battle?
Thats like calling up Johnny Cochran and asking if you can borrow O.J.'s bloody gloves for your ski trip.
Animals, if you are going to be an asshole....please try to do it with some style.
The number is the number is the number...bottom line. When an auction that isnt the center piece of evidence in an ongoing legal battle is over, it generally is viewable for a short period of time and then blipped. The flarging item number would not be "working" at this point in time regardless. Not to mention the privacy issues that you seem so unable to comprehend.
After watching you walk into the glass sliding door over and over like this, I thank my lucky stars that Bradbury is the one out there fabricating and conspiring as you call it, instead of you.
If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the
government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees.
--President Bill Clinton
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"What is the Factual working Item number for Ray's purported EBay penis pump that he says he stole from Sembler's trash (nevermind that Sembler doesn't put his trash outside except on certain days)?"
Yeah, okay that makes sense....how could Rich have possibly known when Sembler was putting his trash out....after all, he only does it on CERTAIN DAYS. Sneaky one, that Mel...I could never have figured it out either.
"The item number recently given in this chat postings is indeed for any item but not for any Ambassador or mention of one. This sale of this item number was not for the amount Richard purported it to be."
It is for an item? Or it isnt? Looks like it says "no longer in service" to me. And please redirect me to where it says anything to the effect of what the sale price of the item was, as opposed to what Richard stated? It doesnt say anything of the sort. Better work on that short term memory loss, it does nothing for you debating skills Animals.[ This Message was edited by: Carmel on 2004-09-29 17:29 ]
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This thread is starting to remind me of something like a Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch..
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Or benny hill. LOL!
The thing of it is, when our gang here heard of this gang there - and how they gang up on people on this forum whenever anyone doesn't agree with one of their posse ... it becomes and oldcomer gangbang.
Cayo, Wes, Ray, Greg, Gin, and some others claim to be in agreement with several issues. The truth of it is that when they say words like WE or they feel that they know one another - its a hilarious bloody joke. Those folks that were hired at the protest, the one we refused to join in on, were little Christian children from the church of who cares.
But when anyone tries to confront the WE that they like to mention, they don't want a part of it. Now, when you say WE - you mean that you are all part of a group of folk that believe that Ray actually factually posted a penis pump on EBay. This is the same Ray that your WE believed that MCG had found a way around the statute of limitations. I was standing outside while you were whining inside in the Pinellas Hall. You might have seen me. This is the same WE who states that Melvin Sembler's attorney sent Ginger a letter of intent to file suit for some piece of shit website some person did awhile back. Where is that letter?
This is the same WE, the ones who say that EBay had Mel's pump on it, who doesn't do much but piss and moan on this website and don't really do much else in life for the cause of righteousness toward children.
Oh wait, but isn't that the WE who gangs up on people who time and time again have come here looking for some forgiveness or some real fucking honesty for once in their lives? Nothing is owed to any of the WE you mention, and noone is scared of We. The only thing that is owed to other from your WE (those who claim to have seen the pump) is like to what Greg keeps hypocritically mentioning since he's been given the godless fuck oppurtunity to monitor the same forum he screws up with his words from the dictionary. "Have a little integrity, have some decency."
Whether WE believe there was some tiny insignificant penis pump or not does not make it so. You believe in your tWElve steps and look what happened to them. You'll always get shut out and down with such narrow mindedness. Suck on it.
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Hmmm...I may be kicking myself in the face here, but.....if WE are who you say WE are.....then there are several hundred other individuals and agencies that need to be added to the list of who defines WE.
In case you havent noticed, or havent understood a word anyone has said....This whole thing isnt just about your WE. Nor is it possible that your WE could have fabricated the incident. If WE were capable of such a wide and sweeping deception....well, methinks WE would be a whole hell of a lot more powerful and effective than WE currently are...No disrespect to your efforts thus far, WE.
By the by, I think that making an accusation of narrow-mindedness, and telling people to "suck on it"...in the same sentence is quite compelling.
I think you are right Froderick, this thread has most certainly sustained much more than a mere flesh wound.....
It is wrong to leave a stumbling stone in the road after it has tripped you.
Hands Out Light
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On 2004-09-29 20:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
Cayo, Wes, Ray, Greg, Gin, and some others claim to be in agreement with several issues.
The only "issue" :smokin: Whenever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force.
Thomas Jefferson: Kentucky Resolutions, 1798
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I know you texans have a big heart and all that, Carmel, but it still doesn't excuse the fact that you can't read. Just take Bush for example. There is a period after the words 'small mindedness', directly before the words 'suck on it' and one after the words 'suck on it'.
Froderick is correct, you have not managed to produce anything but large blanket statements attempting to cover your inability to uncover any proof any penis pump ever existed. Of course your Ray is 'above all this'. This is how KIDS and Growing Together was started to begin with.
And for your information (even though you already know), ms. alligator tears, it doesn't take much to run a small conspiracy - just a couple of like minded individuals who would choose to see eye to eye on not letting others in on their full intentions and proofs of what is truth. Everyone's acting like a 'conspiracy' or w/e the fuck you choose to call it, is a big fucking deal.
For example, what the heck was the intent to all those conventions some did over the last few years??? Sammie, Ray, Mike, and that other ugly Crow lookin motherfucker I saw in the paper? Marty, and those others we're told about ... what was the point of all that if nothing came of it but to make you feel better. Nothing. Nothing got changed, there were no changes in legislation ... not one iota of government responded to your allegations or your concerns. not one. Its a dam shame. And we understand that you are getting tired of fighting this thing. But, what is going to come of what you did if the benefit was not worth anything but to spin wheels? Seven people have mentioned that all those conventions were total hubbub.
Cayo, your cop out excuse is clear. You had no intention of involving yourself in MCG's (an organization) suit if they had intended to file. Is that it? Or is your excuse merely one that you use to keep from doing what you know you should do, or telling others what you're up to so they can help? Hey, who are we to tell you? we are anonymous. But, you are speaking out loud.
Next Question:
What is the WoRkInG item number on EBay of the penis pump that belonged to Ambassador Sembler of Italy?
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Brian (animals) I was going to respond. I wrote a large response, but then I thought to myself "What's the point" You will never get it. You got your feelings hurt somenow and haven't gotten over it I guess. The people you snipe at Wes, Ginger, Cayo and others are darn fine people. Animals take that anager and do something productive with it.
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On 2004-09-30 01:17:00, Anonymous wrote
Cayo, your cop out excuse is clear. You had no intention of involving yourself in MCG's (an organization) suit if they had intended to file. Is that it? Or is your excuse merely one that you use to keep from doing what you know you should do, or telling others what you're up to so they can help? Hey, who are we to tell you? we are anonymous. But, you are speaking out loud.
Well, it's not quite as complicated as you make it out to be. When I first found these boards I went to 2 protests and a few meetings. There were a lot of personal things going on in my life at the time and I didn't have time to do anything for anyone. I've floated on and off the boards since then. Until about 2 months ago I didn't even know who worked for which organization. Call what I've said an excuse or whatever. I'm not here to save anyone else. I come here occassionally to see a few (very few) friends. Whatever I do is not for "the cause".....it's for me, personally!! The only thing I've 'done' lately is drive by Newty's house and glare at him. I'm not exactly thrilled at how all this shit has been handled but this conspiracy thing is just laughable!! :roll: :lol:
What is the WoRkInG item number on EBay of the penis pump that belonged to Ambassador Sembler of Italy?"
I don't think there IS a working number. There's a lawsuit involved and Ebay would be stupid to keep it as viewable as it was when it was posted originally. DUH. The fact that they say it's no longer valid SHOULD tell you that is was in fact there at one time. I don't really give a shit if you believe it or not. Actually, I don't really give a shit about ANY of this anymore. Too much backbiting and paranoia. If All it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with type writers, then how come there's no Shakespeare coming out of AOL?
-- Anonymous
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"I know you texans have a big heart and all that, Carmel, but it still doesn't excuse the fact that you can't read. Just take Bush for example. There is a period after the words 'small mindedness', directly before the words 'suck on it' and one after the words 'suck on it'.
Well, its good to know that you are indeed capable of attention to detail, animals.
"Froderick is correct, you have not managed to produce anything but large blanket statements attempting to cover your inability to uncover any proof any penis pump ever existed. "
No, I provided you with more information than you were able to garner on your own with all of your deep searching and interrogation of Ebay, so have several others....but as we have established, that doesnt matter to you.
"And for your information (even though you already know), ms. alligator tears, it doesn't take much to run a small conspiracy - just a couple of like minded individuals who would choose to see eye to eye on not letting others in on their full intentions and proofs of what is truth."
Scully!!!!
"And we understand that you are getting tired of fighting this thing."
"Hey, who are we to tell you? we are anonymous. But, you are speaking out loud."
We? Who is we? You may be in danger of becoming a victim of your very OWN paranoia. The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers, American humorist, political commentator and cowboy philosopher
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Animals, it is so funny that almost everything you said about me is wrong. I am 6 foot 200 pds, not on disability, not at home (in fact not in the country). Further, many find it strange how you anon refer to and back yourself up.
Grow up little boy.
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On 2004-09-29 21:44:00, cayohueso wrote:
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On 2004-09-29 20:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
Cayo, Wes, Ray, Greg, Gin, and some others claim to be in agreement with several issues.
The only "issue" :smokin: Whenever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force.
Thomas Jefferson: Kentucky Resolutions, 1798
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Here here..I am right there with you. I wouldnt join any organization that had people in it with no grasp of reality such as evidenced in this very thread.
[ This Message was edited by: GregFL on 2004-09-30 11:13 ]
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To think that any former straightlings can agree on one subject long enough to conspire is incredibly naive. If any two straightlings come together on an issue it is purely accidental. Intense training in how to "not win friends and influence people" leaves most of them completely to their own devices. Ever tried "cat herding"?
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On 2004-09-30 11:12:00, GregFL wrote:
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On 2004-09-29 21:44:00, cayohueso wrote:
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On 2004-09-29 20:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
Cayo, Wes, Ray, Greg, Gin, and some others claim to be in agreement with several issues.
The only "issue" :smokin: Whenever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force.
Thomas Jefferson: Kentucky Resolutions, 1798
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Here here..I am right there with you. I wouldnt join any organization that had people in it with no grasp of reality such as evidenced in this very thread.
[ This Message was edited by: GregFL on 2004-09-30 11:13 ]"
I couldn't agree more. That you enjoy posting in these forums and continue monitoring disorganization is why you're part of it or whatever. What that other anon. postor was saying is that you're not helping, G.
Greg keeps letting on about himself about being a little boy or some shit, hoping that his defunct and elderly colleagues will not see him for the utterly useless writer he is. How fun it must be to see oneself projecting ones own garbage onto others with furious futility like Greg. As if he's out of the country, coming from a man who can't hold legible conversations without untimed comments that have no punchline and purports lies to hold some conspiracy he thinks others think are real while he's pretending to play like they're not. How strange and sad. Again: very pussy. Greg, grow up little boy. Since we have purchased this punkbuster we note that Greg enjoys replying to himself quite a bit. How silly. Or better still, strange little man; just die already ms. hasbeen.
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Greg is very small in stature compared to me. Either way, a little bit of a diet never hurt anyone who denies disability information which is available if you know where to look.
Carmel, close your gaping pussy - Greg's getting fatter and taller and snipier just thinking about the stench.
Animals, these shiny sluts aren't worth your time. If you're lucky you'll just forget them. If not, well slandering them is always fun and I like watching them cry and whine.
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Now THATS entertainment!
:razz: Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Mark Twain
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Only a fool talks to a lady that way, animals, and only a delusional idiot posts and then backs himself up talking in third person as Anon...
I am not responding to you anymore via the internet because you cannot converse civilly. Anything else you need to say to me, say to my face.
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Greg, whatever pussy. You're just a sniping little bitch boy crying out on the internet. You act as if you know me. You know my address so if you have anything to say to me you know where I am.
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Greg, whatever pussy. You're just a sniping little bitch boy crying out on the internet. You act as if you know me. You know my address so if you have anything to say to me you know where I am.
Suddenly your are the knowitall about everything just because your pathetic existence has shat out some luck for you to be able to monitor here on a survivor's site where you stupidly attempt to pick people apart and act like you're not a liar. And then, you act like a guru for LAN and business network offices and who knows everything about ISPS. You talk to these losers on this forum as if you are great buds when the truth is they don't advocate you because they would just as easily lie to you like you lie like you all lie about statistics and issues at hand. Then when it doesn't serve your needs you start running abusive fallacies or claim you just don't understand your own jibberish but when someone throws it back to you you get pussy about it. Well, you know where I am. I have nothing to say to you other than on this forum you are no better than the spindoctor Ray or Ginger, stop by. Otherwise you have as much sense and verbal capacity as a newborn.
New Question:
Were any of you claimed 'Straight Survivors' even intelligent enough to save the website link to the fucking EBay item?
Thought not. What a joke.
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And only a fool is cheap enough to believe in segregation of women and men. If a person wants to be a jerk like you Greg, I don't care if you're male or female. Looks like the south hasn't taught you much. I don't understand how anyone would buy your used garbage. Its' as helpful as any of the sites for the Straights: nothing gets done.
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"Otherwise you have as much sense and verbal capacity as a newborn."
If this aint the pot calling the kettle black, then I'll be a funky monkey's uncle.
"Were any of you claimed 'Straight Survivors' even intelligent enough to save the website link to the fucking EBay item?"
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/s ... ool_me.htm (http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/fool_me.htm) -is all I have to say about this, THERE'S a link for ya.
The fucking link is archived on posts in this forum, the fucking link no longer is valid because the fucking item it represented is part of a lawsuit, but....I digress...
Confucious say...A closed mouth gathers no foot.[ This Message was edited by: Carmel on 2004-10-01 13:38 ]
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caramul, you're a wasted sperm. crawl back into your father. I'm not sure if your knew, but those old retro discontinued cent books full of confucious jokes are very rare indeed to find. Good to see that you're still using them, though. keep on entertaining yourself. woo hoo, you must have a million of 'em, eh? ebay has no interest in any law suit nor would they reap any negative press or punitive damages for maintaining a legitimate item, sources from ebay have already confirmed this. if you believe otherwise, show the undeniable proof that there are any laws, not on ebay, that would cause harm to them. the staff at ebay dont seem to think so. In fact, they could only continue to please consumers.
You are wasting time and as usual you are among these oldcomers who forgot to save the necessary information, or get real that it never existed. I asked Ray and Wes and Marti for pertinent information and as soon as some of us here got close to those three - the phone numbers changed, the shiftiness began and people forgot how to speak. You call these your friends, that's your business. My people don't live in a world of bullshit.
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"caramul, you're a wasted sperm. crawl back into your father."
Brilliant!
"I asked Ray and Wes and Marti for pertinent information and as soon as some of us here got close to those three - the phone numbers changed, the shiftiness began and people forgot how to speak. You call these your friends, that's your business. My people don't live in a world of bullshit."
Thank God for small favors. With friends like these, who needs enemies?...there's another 25 cents for your cliche' trouble.
Pardon me, but...I think I better go off now and fuck myself in the ass for a bit....doing so would feel a sight better than the brain-wince that reading this sort of nonsense imparts.
Animals...my pants off to you brother. You got it all figured out. Why in the hell arent you the one at the forefront of information regarding survivors? Is it because of WE and MY PEOPLE? Last time I checked, we all live in a world of bullshit, otherwise you and I wouldnt be having this absurd exchange....no?
Love ya, jackass.
Ardent advocates of prohibition were obsessed by a zeal that bordered on fanaticism. They supported politicians who voted to outlaw liquor, no matter how much of it they privately consumed, and spurned politicians who voted against prohibition, no matter how sober they were personally.
Sen. Sam Ervin, Preserving The Constitution
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Who in the fuck is animals?
Cumel, if you weren't more than a sniveling white piece of shit - and boring beyond belief - this would be a fulfilling conversation. So, you've brought it down to slander but as usual you and your oldcomer buddies who fuck you in the ass keep changing the subject. You refuse due to any excuse to reveal any pertinent documents that might help others believe some cause that you are trying to prove. We gave up a long time ago on you and yours because its a joke. We wanted to see proof and there is none. Have you actually seen the court docs for Sembler vs. Bradbury. Its a joke too. A total mess with several docs missing that need to be there. In fact, I think we never really believed there was anything to what you are trying to do except live in the past. So, again, like someone said... enjoy it. its yours.
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Hello...uh, is this room 104? I came here for an argument.. :lol:
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Welcome Froderick! The theme of the argument today is "White Trash Sniping". Good luck, and dont forget.....we are here all day everyday. So jump in the fray and test your skill at insanity!
:silly: What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
-- Sigmund Freud
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The topic is Where in the World is the Penis Pump?
Noone has been able to remember where it was online, and all these concerned white trash snipers like Carmel, Greg, Gin, Ray, Wes, etc etc... have somehow forgotten to keep the information by merely pressing the prtscr button on the keyboard. They can afford to complain, even though that's all they do. The world owes them something for their time in Straight Inc.
Subtopic: All these protesting, advocating 'survivors' just don't have their shit together and it makes them look like fucking liars.
Like a Republican they manage to shift the topic into a slanderous conversation everytime or change to a different subject. There was never an argument; there never was a penis pump.
And Carmel can't close her pussy and we are getting sicker. yuck. too much dough makes a person very stinky.
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I'm sorry, but this thread calls for a song!
Mutherfuker
(From the Mellow Gold Album)
[Written by Beck Hansen]
Yo, homey don't play like that
?????????
Hey Mr. Asshole
What's your big hassle?
Sitting in your castle
Judging everyone
You're acting like it's chill
While the deal's gettin' ill
Why don't you break your face on my head?
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Total paranoia, tryin' to annoy ya
Everything I do is to try to fuck you up!
Screw chum chewin
The house of spasm
Trucks drove on the situation, dude
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Ahhhh!
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
-- HUBERT H. HUMPHREY, speech (1965)
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The topic is Where in the World is the Penis Pump?
Noone has been able to remember where it was online, and all these concerned white trash snipers like Carmel, Greg, Gin, Ray, Wes, etc etc... have somehow forgotten to keep the information by merely pressing the prtscr button on the keyboard. They can afford to complain, even though that's all they do. The world owes them something for their time in Straight Inc.
Subtopic: All these protesting, advocating 'survivors' just don't have their shit together and it makes them look like fucking liars.
Like a Republican they manage to shift the topic into a slanderous conversation everytime or change to a different subject. There was never an argument; there never was a penis pump.
And Carmel can't close her pussy and we are getting sicker. yuck. too much dough makes a person very stinky.
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Ambassador, untouchable overseas, harrassed here at home
TREASURE ISLAND - He's a powerful man, the builder of BayWalk and Centro Ybor, and the current U.S. ambassador to Italy. But all that power can't buy Ambassador Melvin Sembler protection from a man who has been causing problems for more than a decade.
As powerful as he may be in many circles, it seems Mel Sembler (right) is powerless to stop Ray Bradbury. For 10 years, Bradbury has been combing through Sembler's garbage at his Treasure Island home.
"I've been out in front of his house picketing. I got a right to do that," Bradbury said. "The Supreme Court ruled in the '70s I can take his trash, I did that. If he wants to put all this stuff in the trash, that's his problem."
At least one thing [THE PENIS PUMP] Bradbury took from the trash has found its way on to eBay, with an asking price of $300,000.
"That's mortifying to think that a medical device, a private personal medical device prescribed by a physician as a result of prostate cancer surgery, is being advertised on eBay for $300,000," observed Lenny Englander, the ambassador's attorney.
The online auction wasn't Bradbury's first attempt to sell the Semblers' personal belongings. He has also placed ads in a local paper.
"I think that these recent events, particularly the publication and the advertisement that was used for the medical device, were just over the top," Englander continued.
In a move that some would say is extortion, Bradbury offered to sell it back to Sembler for $700,000.
Bradbury claims to have other sensitive items from Sembler's trash.
"There's only a couple of people that know what I've got, it's myself and the Semblers. I fee; that based on what I've seen from what I got, it could have national security ramifications," Bradbury said.
ABC Action News lead investigator Robin Guess spoke to the State Department, who said while Sembler is on his mission abroad, the ambassador has all of the protection they can possibly give him; no one rifles through his garbage cans. But while he is at his Pinellas County home, they say there is nothing they can do unless his life is in imminent danger.
Pinellas County Sheriff Everett Rice is investigating the case to see if Ray Bradbury has committed a crime, but Bradbury insists he's just exercising his rights; he has an axe to grind against the Semblers.
Mel and Betty Sembler were once on the board of directors for a drug rehabilitation program called Straight. Ray Bradbury entered that program in the 1980s and he says the Semblers are to blame for the mental and physical abuse he suffered there.
"They're responsible, Melvin and Betty Sembler, and all the rest of them on that board of directors. All the other people in the state of Florida that were culpable for making sure they kept their license, all those people, they were the adults," Bradbury told Robin.
The state of Florida closed Straight in the 1990's, and the Semblers deny Bradbury's allegations. Now, they say, Bradbury has gone too far.
"They felt that they could deal with it before. I think that this has pushed them over the edge," Englander continued.
The Semblers aren't waiting for a criminal investigation. They're fighting back in the civil courts.
A Pinellas County judge ordered Bradbury to stay away from the Semblers, their family, and their garbage at home.
"Irrational people perform irrational acts and do irrational things," Enlgander said.
The ambassador has also sued for monetary damages and to have his personal items returned.
ABC Action News will follow the legal battle as it unfolds, but for the meantime, given the judge's signed injunction, Bradbury must stay away from the Semblers.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/20 ... ador.shtml (http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2003/09/030903ambassador.shtml)
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Does this fucking clear things up for you? You sorry sac of fucking ball-cheese. No, you're right. Everyone is in on this consipiracy. Even the reporter!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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OK, I am fairly new to this forum and I am already getting fed up. This "penis pump thing" has gotten a bit out of hand. I did not see it on e-bay probably because I did not know anything abou it until recently (being that I haven't dug up any of the treatment stuff until about 3 weeks ago). Anyway, just because I am tired of watching everyone argue over something so trivial I e-mailed e-bay. I don't know who it was that said they have "e-bay" connections, but I don't...so I sent them an e-mail through their customer service. My question was: How long can an item be viewed after the auction has ended? Being that the issue at hand is that some people are trying to prove that this never actually happened, my point is not if it did or did not, but that the issue of finding it on e-bay now is not an option if in fact it was there at one time because it would not be there anymore anyway. So, saying that it is a dead link means that it never existed is in fact not accurate, because if it did exist in 2003 when this happened (or did not) you would NOT be able to view it now anyway. So IT IS A DEAD ISSUE. Below is a copy of the response I recieved from e-bay's customer service:
Hello,
Thank you for writing with your concern.
Ended auction information is removed from our database after 90 days.
After it has been removed, the item number and information cannot be
accessed or referred to again because the information no longer exists.
If you need any additional information, please visit our help pages by
clicking the link below:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/index_popup.html (http://pages.ebay.com/help/index_popup.html)
Please let me know if you need further assistance.
Regards,
Carol C.
eBay Customer Support
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Thanks.
After reviewing prior disbelief and distrust in what others have stated, if it is that important to some people I would be happy to forward this e-mail to those of you who doubt it was a reply from e-bay.
Back to my point...LET IT GO!
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anonymous, real quick: THAT YOU are a worthless sack of ballcheesefuck or whatever you are and that you push your filth on others still does not change anything.
another thing, if the reporter is in on any 'conspiracy' that you are mentioning - why bother mentioning it at all.
We here have spoken with our dear and knowledgable friends at EBay. There is a housing staff who works out of Saint Louis and other parts not too far. They have been well paid and could not find any factual existence on this pump thing everyone seems to say they heard about or heard from someone who heard.
And we think that Ginger Warbis said it best: dont look at what you're saying, we're looking at what you're doing. What you're doing is continually changing the subject and slandering to avoid the topic. We see you and see through you.
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I really think that there was a pump. A penis pump. I really do. Yes, I do recall seeing the link to it on here, clicking it, and seeing the listing for it on Ebay.
Or maybe it was all in my mind... :eek:
Anyone ever heard that Jerky Boys call when he answers the phone, "Jack's Pickles and Penis pumps, may I help you?" :lol:
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Thats it then.
I want to renounce the pump, see the error of my ways, and be initiated into the mysteries of Animal's WE club.
Can I get a Hallelujah?
:nworthy: :nworthy: There's no biochemical test to distinguish the so-called manic-depressive person from the elated or despondent football fan. Nor is there any resan to assume the manic-depressive's inner experience is driven by twisted molecules while the football fan's is driven, at worst, by twisted values
Dr. Peter Breggin, Toxic Psychiatry
[ This Message was edited by: Carmel on 2004-10-05 07:21 ]
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I'd be more interested in the OUI club.. :grin:
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Mr. Animals, once again I wonder...are you simply trying to get a rise out of everyone? You must be really really really bored if so.
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I bet if that's what the young man Animals was doing, he would have done it already. Just open your nose to the stench Carmel has been letting out with her gaping pussy, or the fucking hotcrap GregFL has been saying, its from all the heated posts.
But anyway, Carmel, thank you for the truth
for once.
Next time, instead of telling all of our friends here that your oldcomer friends there have legal documents (that don't exist) that pertain to us, or that an attorney has gotten around the statutes when they haven't, or that there is a penis pump or some Gate to wait for and get our hopes up that only your people can hand us down information for but its not availalbe except through hesaidshesaid or Iheardtheyheard - just keep your traps shut.
thanks.
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Greetings Beth 1222, I am sorry that you had to endure all this crap. It seems that the board has been taken over by lazy pot smoking degenerates at times, but rest assured, they are all most likely the same 3 or 4 people who post under 10 or 12 different names because TBPITW makes them oh so fucking clever!!!! It is my fondest wish that when all this Pumpgate/Sembler stuff is over that the penis pump be turned into a bong and they can hang it along with a sack of TBPITW from the exact center of the fabric covering Tropicana Field and they can scramble their punk asses along the various catwalks and support cables in an effort to reach it FEAR FACTOR style. Hell, I'll even spring for a box seat ticket to see that!!!
I'm not against smoking pot or the people that do, but it is clear even to a blind man that these folks's brains have been damaged past the limits of normal recreational drug use. They should try smoking banana peels and give their poor brains a rest.
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What makes you think it's the pot? Bill O'Reiley made the mistake of deriding Jon Stewart's audience as a bunch of "stoned losers". I'm pretty sure a significan't segment of Jon Stewart's audience does smoke pot. But, it turns out, they're also better educated and better informed of world events than O'Reiley's.
http://www.jaguars.com/mb/default.aspx?f=7&m=218035 (http://www.jaguars.com/mb/default.aspx?f=7&m=218035)
I think the pervasive damage around here is probably unrelated to the pot, at least not in the causual way you suggest.
Unless we put medical freedom into the Constitution, the time will come when medicine will organize an undercover dictatorship. To restrict the art of healing to one class of men, and deny equal privilege to others, will be to constitute the Bastille of medical science. All such laws are un-American and despotic, and have no place in a Republic. The Constitution of this Republic should make special privilege for medical freedom as well as religious freedom.
--Abridged quote-Benjamin Rush, M.D., a signer of the Declaration of Independence
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I swear, I think sometimes that Crazy Mac is picking my quotes for me and that, if he had it to do all over again, he'd do part of it w/ a buzz.
Emotions rule the world; Is it any wonder that it's so mucked up?!
Bill Warbis
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I think the pervasive damage around here is probably unrelated to the pot, at least not in the causual way you suggest.
Could it be the booze, then? :lol:
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On 2004-10-06 19:42:00, froderik13 wrote:
"I think the pervasive damage around here is probably unrelated to the pot, at least not in the causual way you suggest.
Could it be the booze, then? :lol:"
Or is it the crack?
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On 2004-10-05 22:18:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I bet if that's what the young man Animals was doing, he would have done it already. Just open your nose to the stench Carmel has been letting out with her gaping pussy, or the fucking hotcrap GregFL has been saying, its from all the heated posts.
But anyway, Carmel, thank you for the truth
for once.
Next time, instead of telling all of our friends here that your oldcomer friends there have legal documents (that don't exist) that pertain to us, or that an attorney has gotten around the statutes when they haven't, or that there is a penis pump or some Gate to wait for and get our hopes up that only your people can hand us down information for but its not availalbe except through hesaidshesaid or Iheardtheyheard - just keep your traps shut.
thanks."
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present the award for the Years best "Rambling Run-on".......take it away Animals!
::noway::
I need some of TBCITW.
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That was me, sorry.
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much
liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
--Thomas Jefferson, 1791, in a letter to Archibald Stuart