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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 21, 2004, 02:36:00 AM
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Who Gives A Shit?
As I drove home from work today, my phone rang.
"Shes having them"
My boss and friend breeds champion rottweilers. One of them had pups today. Woohoo
What would otherwise cost $2200 dollars will not cost me a dime. I reserved a choice female from the litter.
Mom and dad onsite. Awesome well mannered non-aggressive dogs with beautiful markings.
On the way home I thought....**Man, life is good. No I dont have much money, I live with room-mates...Single again. I have a mediocre paying but very secure enjoyable job, my house is a mess. My boat is broke down. But the positives include good friends, awesome boss and family, good truck...sobriety for over a year...A real nice dog on the way, a freezer full of fresh caught albacore tuna, salmon, halibut, lingcod.**
Then I thought "why do I waste my damn time looking at this totally fuckin stupid website called fornits and all the sick shit there?. Why do I have any interest in anything "Elan"? " What kind of pathetic fucking life does someone have to be living to come in here on a regular basis?
Why on earth would ANYONE want to come in here and read this sick fucking shit? Who in thier right freakin mind would want to have anything to do with this place? Better yet, how refuckingtarded do you have to be to post the sick shit available for everyone to read here?
Sick stupid DISTURBING waste of fucking time this place is.
Though painfully average, my life is still too good to tarnish with a fucking waste of time like this.
Asta.
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thanks for posting
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"My boss and friend breeds champion rottweilers. One of them had pups today. Woohoo
What would otherwise cost $2200 dollars will not cost me a dime. I reserved a choice female from the litter"
$2200.00 for a Rottie, what a rip off. I have 3 Rotties, well 2 now one passed away from cancer. My youngest who is almost 6 months is champion bloodline, akc papers, certified hips and was $750.00, which is considered a high price to pay but that is what I paid.
This breeder is ripping you off, by the way does he gaurntee the health? Total highway Robbery $2200.00, I think you are full of shit! You either would have to be an idiot to spend that much on a Rottie or sell one for that much.
My Rottie also has a family tree which goes back 6 generations on his certified papers, will yours?
Do you even know about what cancers Rotties are subseptible too? Do you even care? If you have done your homework on a Rottie you would know $2200.00 is an outrageuos asking price, you probably are getting this Rottie from a back yard breeder you cares only about making money.
What about hip displasia? Rotties are known for it, Parvo, better not have that pup come in contact with any other dog or fecal matter until all the shots are administered.
Did you ask to see papers on both the parents so they are not imbred?
If you want to become a Rottweiler owner there is alot of reserch you need to do and facts you need to know.
Do you know the proper weight a full grown Rottie should have? Do you know the proper percentage of protein a rottie pup should have? What about when the Rottie becomes and adult? Then the Rottie will become a Senior, you need to know all this.
I am not a breeder but will be mating my boy in a year or so and a Rottie is not your average dog that you decide to buy on a spare of the minute.
I hate when people say, "I'm getting a Rottie" And dont know a damn thing about the history of the Rottweiler.
I also was curious of something, the breeder you are getting this Rottie from, did he/she even bother ask you what kind of enviroment the pup will be resideing in? Do you have other dogs? Are they updated with their shots?
Seriously reconsider the Rottie if you know nothing about them.
Did you also know Rotties not only get hip displasia but also can easily throw out theoir knees? Aslo if that does happen expect to pay at least $800.00 per knee to have it corrected.
Do you have a pickup truck? Don't allow the rottie to jump off the bed of that truck regardless if he/she is a pup or an adult, you will hurt their knees.
Please do alot of extensive research before considering one.
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Dear Anon Poster,
Wile i am glad you are living a happy productive life, your Rottie post is scary. You are getting a puppy and you live in a messy house. Do you have any clue the amount of responsabilty it takes to raise a dog? puppies need constant attention, what will you do while at work? You cannot leave a puppy alone all day long. The last poster was right, Rotties can have many medical problems. And there is no such thing as a $2,200 Rottie. Do you know that a Rotties temperment is very fragile and they need to be raised and trained properly so they do not end up hurting other dogs or people. Are your roomates responsible enough to treat the dog right at all times. Rotties are beautiful loving dogs, but also are a hard breed to give a good life to. It is like having a child. I have had dogs all my life, and right now have a Australian Kelpie and a newborn son, and it is a lot of work. Don't get a dog just to get a dog, its not fair to the animal. Good luck, but a messy house and a mediocre paying job is not a good situation for a new pup. On average I spend $5,000 a year on my dog, and I hope you have a backyard. If you don't find a good dog park and pray your Rottie gets along with other dogs, because a 100+ pound rottie will not be allowed in a dog park if it even misbehaves once.
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I was hoping to avoid this place but Ill reply to the mouthy jackass above.
The post says I wont be paying for the dog. If the "breeder" sells dogs for $2200 dollars, and people pay that much...whos the idiot? DO a little online research, doesnt take much to find rotts in excess of $1500.
My house being a "mess" pretty much says the lawn is dead, the boat, camper and quad in the yard need the spider webs hosed off, and the windows could use washing.
I have two horses, 4 goats, chickens, ducks, 2 cats, two 12 year old scarlet macaws and a german shorthair dog. Im sure I can handle another fuckin dog, but thanks for the concern. Im sure all dogs everywhere appreciate you. My macaws require far more care, and are 10x the responsibility of a "child".
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Certified hips and not even 6 months old?
You are the one full of shit my friend.
Either that or your vet is more of an idiot than you are.
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Hips can be graded as early as 6 months old.
But.
In dogs less than 1 year old, the evaluation is said to be only 80% accurate and the OFA requires a followup after 24 months.
The above rottweiler "pro" claims to have a dog which is less than 6 months old yet has been certified? Yeah, ok.
Lets see, A trip to the vet for ex-rays, time it takes for that vet to mail those xrays to OFA (with only two locations in the US) 8 weeks for OFA to respond, and another week for the vet to call you and let you know if the hips are up to par.
Thats about 10 weeks, if your lucky. So you had your pup xray'd when it was about 3 months old?
Yeah, whatever. I'd like to meet the vet who took the pictures and sent them off to OFA.
You say the hips have been certified which means you have the certification on hand?
What number is the certification?
The breeder I plan to get a dog from can look it up, but I'm sure youll have some lame excuse not to post the cert # here.
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My 6 month Rottie came from a breeder that both parents have certified hips, he hasn't gotten his x rays yet. My question for the white trash goat fucker was, Does the parents have certified hips?
Yea this Doug guy sure can be white trash, dirty windows, chickens, I don't even wnat to know what goes on behind them dirty windows.
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On 2004-08-22 02:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Hips can be graded as early as 6 months old.
But.
In dogs less than 1 year old, the evaluation is said to be only 80% accurate and the OFA requires a followup after 24 months.
The above rottweiler "pro" claims to have a dog which is less than 6 months old yet has been certified? Yeah, ok.
Lets see, A trip to the vet for ex-rays, time it takes for that vet to mail those xrays to OFA (with only two locations in the US) 8 weeks for OFA to respond, and another week for the vet to call you and let you know if the hips are up to par.
Thats about 10 weeks, if your lucky. So you had your pup xray'd when it was about 3 months old?
Yeah, whatever. I'd like to meet the vet who took the pictures and sent them off to OFA.
You say the hips have been certified which means you have the certification on hand?
What number is the certification?
The breeder I plan to get a dog from can look it up, but I'm sure youll have some lame excuse not to post the cert # here. "
Very observent, duh he is almost 6 months and duh he is still growing. What a fuckin idiot you are, Shut up and sit back down, you don't know how to read right.
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When you buy a Rottie and you say it has the hips certified it means the parents hips were certified. Any one who knows dogs wouold know that, you are a blind fool looking for an excuse to punch holes into my expertise.
Nice try asshole, but why don't you stick to fucking your chickens and goats you muddy window, white trash ,rotted teeth, beer belly ,bad breathed, fuckin idiot!
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Doug?
No, sorry, I am Doug, and Ive got a white trash asskicking for anyone brave enough to come on down and get one.
Albany Oregon. Ask around, wont take long til you find someone who knows exactly where I live.
Heres a hint, theres a 17ft alumaweld super V jetboat in the driveway (which runs just fine and dandy thanks) And an irish wolfhound in the yard (eats rottweilers for breakfast)
Anonymous punks welcomed.
None of you have half a fucking testicle to show up anyway.
I like how someone makes a post as simple as "I'm getting a dog" and gets railroaded. You're all punks who need a severe asskicking.
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"an irish wolfhound in the yard (eats rottweilers for breakfast)"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Irish wolfhouds have skinny little muscular legs and skinny mut heads, I don't think they could stand up to a Rottie not even for 1 minute. My Rottie could snap his skull in half, an Irish wolfhound is nothing but a tall skinny "looks big because of the long hair" dog.
I also got a pitbull that would take that Iris Wolfhound down and 1/2 the time my Rottie would, she'll snap that neck like a toothpick.
Doug weren't you like shunt form every one here not too long ago? You are the King of white fuckin trash man, you probably are drinking your $5.99 a case beer and running your mouth here, Doug you're a loser, just look in the mirror junior.
Whats your Addy Doug? I want to send you a bottle better yet I'll make that a gallon of windex so you can clean that crude I meant mud off your windows for X-Mas.
Doug is a loser, a white trash loser, smells like a dirty douchebag, Doug has rotted teeth caked in a yellowish color and smells like a dirty rotten decade fish.
Hey man you posted a pic of your Quad awhile back here, that thing is a peice of shit junior, what is that a 90 cc pep boys special?
I can visualize your house, the lawn is all mud, you have broken down vehicles parked on the front lawn and you have garbage all over the place.
YOU FUCKIN WHITE TRASH ,MOTHER FUCKER.
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OH AND ONE MORE THING, YOU ARE GETTING A ROTTIE PUPPY SO YOUR IRISH WOLFHOUND CAN EAT IT? I'M CONTACTING YOUR LOCAL ASPCA AND GONNA GET YOU ARRESTED YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH FOOL.
IF YOU HURT THAT ROTTIE I WILL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN....JUNIOR.
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What a silly bitch you are.
A rott Vs a wolfhound? A fucking rott couldnt get its mouth around a wolfhounds head silly bitch.
Wolfhounds stand 6 ft 6 on thier hind legs weighing 200 lbs.
Skinny? A wolfhounds dick is bigger around than your chicken neck...silly bitch.
Bred to hunt and kill wolves. Even a big rottweiler (130 lbs is as big as they get) wouldnt stand a fucking snowballs chance in hell against a wolfhound. Argue all you wish, wolfhounds will tear a fuckin rott apart every time.
As for all your other silly bitch ramblings....you should be a fantasy ghost writer. Your pretty good at fabricating fictional stories. Put that little crystal ball to good use. No, not the hairy balls you suck on at night, the crystal ball you use to tell everyone who "Doug" is, and how your punk bitch (anonymous) life is so much better than his.
Hell, Dougs fictional life is still better than your real life. Go kill yourself...
Silly bitch.
Too bad youve got a vagina where your nuts should be anon, at least "Doug" says who he is, and tells you where he lives. You hide behind your little punk bitch monitor safe and sound in your protective anon shell.
Silly bitch.
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Hey anon loser, what exactly is a "decade" fish?
And who would win in a fight, a rottweiler, a wolfhound, a decade fish or your mom?
Yeah, thats right, I said your mom. I know who you are, and I know why your angry with me. Theres been a rumor going around that I banged your mom. You're not sure if Im your dad or not. Dont be angry boy. I didnt love your mom (who could?) You're an illegitimate child, theres lots of you out there. Just get over it. You manage to deal with the ass rapes from Elan pretty well, why cant you get over this little identity crisis too?
By the way you type and the stupid shit you say, I'd guess your about 19 years old, still live with your foster parents, and havnt been layed (by a woman) in your young adult life.
Go back to your online gay porn little boy, theres nothing here you want to read.
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Hey, I can handle all the other trailer trash shit this punk comes up with, but to call my quad a piece of shit?
How many banshees did yamaha sell? Millions?
Your a punk for calling my quad a piece of shit...how fucking low can you get man? Ive never heard such cruel comments before. My banshee is a piece of shit? Ouch baby, very ouch.
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A rottweiler and a wolfhound?
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A little pitbull and a wolfhound?
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Pitbulls are fuckin lame by themselves. Rottweilers are pussies when they feel a little pain.
Wolfhounds are freakin huge and mean mutherfuckers.
Both rottweilers and pits have no hair to protect them in a fight. A wolfhound will tear large chunks of flesh from either one of them till they fuckin bleed to death. Ive seen it happen. Dont ever fuck with a wolfhound.
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Yeah, like a fuckin punk pitbull or rottweiler has any chance in fuckin hell against one of these!
(http://http://www.irish-wolfhound-gelert.de/bilder/serie1/serie1_b3g.jpg)
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Hey doug, what's up.I can't believe that punk called your banshee a piece of shit.That dog is fuckin huge.Oregon looks nice and quiet.That's the way I like it,gave up the city rat race awhile ago.N.H.is good that way.Just bought a brand new car last week.I'd post some pics but I don't need this forums feedback on that.
Spence[ This Message was edited by: xres8182 on 2004-08-22 20:09 ]
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That Dog mught be big, but my pit could and will take it down in less then a minute your dog's neck will be bleeding outrageously. Why you ask, my pitbul was bred to fight, she has one every fight she was in, she is a rescue which I have adopted and luckily I got her before the law did.
Hey Doug what is your dogs kill record? My Pit has 23 0r 24 I'm not sure, she may be little in size but she can kill 10 times her weight with ease. Every her of a Bull Mastif? She killed one in like 2 minutes, she ripped its throat apart.
Your Iris wolfhound would not last, size is everything and a pitbull is more versitile and can lock its jaw wround its prey, your dog can't do that.
Did I mention she is trained to attack on command now? She is also trained to stop attacking on command too. Also she is now in training to become a police dog becuase she is so smart and versitile. Thats right Doug, I own the next Lassie her, except this time Lassie has got herself a set of some and then some.
If you think your dog is so tuff and bad come fly out to the East coast, I will show you where illegal dog fights took place that I have busted up, If I could I would love to show you some of the picture evidence that our Department has acquired.
All kinds of dogs from all different breeds that have been in the dog ring and fought, and every single one has either died or been seriously injured from the pitbul which I own now.
At of all the fights my pit has 3 scars, one on her head, 2 on her back, this dog was bred to fight and I'm sure she would have no problem in taking down your Iris Wolfhound.
Oh and one more thing, wasn't that a picture of your mother leaning on you?
Oh an another thing, my dog wore a 25 pd weighted color around her neck on and off for about 6 months of her life, the muscle's around her neck are so solid and strong if she were to attack you and go for your white trash throat, you would have about 5 seconds to live if she was given the proper command.
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Also did you know pitbull's were bred to kill bulls? That is how they got their name, they are the most viscious dog a person can own, ask any drug dealer in the world, it is their number one choice of dog.
I could see it now, your Irish wolfhound would tuck its tail and run form a Bull. Yuor dog has no muscle defination what so ever, my pit is like Arnold when he was in his prime. :lol:
Keep dreaming Doug, you will always be a white trash loser.
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I agree with the anonymous poster who has that pit, I have 3 of them myself, Butch =2 Kane = 1 1/2 yrs and Demon = 3, they have a very strong pray drive and are bred to kill. Pitbulls were bred to kill Bulls as someone stated here, they are small dogs but are mostly all muscles. If there were a dog body building contest the pitt would win, they are like peices of iron.
As far as agility is , all of my dogs can leap high and Demon can almost climb a tree 6 ft above the ground, he loves to try and get those pesky squirels.
I wouldn't even question the fact if a pitbull could take an Irish Wolfhound, I know they could for a fact. Being that an Irish wolfhound is tall it makes it all that much easier for a pit to kill it. All of my dogs would run circles aroung that dog and have it down on the ground in no time.
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On 2004-08-22 17:43:00, Anonymous wrote:
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Yeah, like a fuckin punk pitbull or rottweiler has any chance in fuckin hell against one of these!
(http://http://www.irish-wolfhound-gelert.de/bilder/serie1/serie1_b3g.jpg) "
Damn Doug hasn't your wife ever heard of a razor?
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Funny, my "wife"
I got that photo off the net. At least its not your wife...on some scat site.
As far as the wolfhound / pitbull "who would win a fight" arguement here. Theres no sense wasting your breath.
This guys got three of them...so, Ive got three blisters on the end of my dick, does that make me an authority on syphalis?
I had a brief conversation with an old guy today walking a pitbull and asked him how much he knew about the breed.
Yadda yadda, he chewed my freakin ear off.
Pitbulls may have killed bulls back in the ancient "bullkilling with dogs" era, they did it in packs. 5, 6 dogs at a time were used to "bleed" a bull.
On the other hand, wolfhounds and wolves went one on one. A 200 lb wolfhound would grab a wolf, shake it and kill it, plain and simple.
Aparently people in here think dogs are as stupid as they are.
Dogs dont like pain. In the real world, dogs will not fight to the death, a serious injury will encourage ANY dog to abandon a fight. A simple fact you doughballs are going to have to understand.
Add a little bit of logic to the scenario of wolfhound Vs Pitbull: A wolfhound weighs 180 - 200 lbs. The average pit? maybe 60 tops.
Pitbulls are notable for thier size to power ratio, and theres an uncommon bloodline, beleived to be near "dilute" that raised questions about if they could actually feel pain or not. The PSI a pit can accomplish with its jaws is incredible.
However, pits didnt gain noteriety due to this fabled " will kill anything it bites" They developed a stigma as bad ass just by being punk bad ass and killing kids, other dogs, even adults, many times in an unprovoked manner, a very unstable, unpredictable breed.
A little about the wolfhound. Wolfhounds are very non-aggressive. They are passive, intelligent, HUGE animals that have not been the recipient of harsh treatment and aggresive training pits have. They are expensive, quite demanding (they obviously need a lot of room) and not something you could drive down to your local trailer park and exchange for a bag of dope.
Wolf hounds were intentionally used to kill wolves. One on one. Yeah, I know, I say "wolf" and everyone thinks "so"?
Wolves are WILD. Wolves depend on savage behavior to survive. The weak ones die, or are killed by other wolves.
Anyone remember the Story a few years back on the Montana wolf that ate all the neiborhood dogs? Uh, two of them were pitbulls.
So you have this little mean pitbull and a wolfhound duking it out. Is the pitbull owner in here thinking the wolfhound just fuckin stands there while the little pit runs circles around it taking a bite now and then?
Jayzus kids, a wolfhound takes a bite out of a pitbull and poof, theres a full thigh missing, take a look at the picture, the wolfhound can fit the entire ass end of a pit in its mouth and break its hips by shaking it around a little, which is exactly how they kill wolves.!
A wolfhound gets one good chomp at a pits head (which will fit ALL THE WAY IN a wolfhounds mouth) and poof, both ears are gone and the flesh on top of the poor pits head aint there no more either. Wolfhounds have 3 inch freakin teeth you idiots, my wolf can pick up a fully inflated basketball and pop it effortlessly.
I know, you pit lover punks will argue that once a pit grabs on it aint lettin go...well I got news for you, tear a chunk of flesh the size of a porterhouse steak off its thigh, and the pit will run off and die in a matter of minutes.
Listen, we could go on and freakin on about this whole "my dog can kill your dog" freakin arguement
so Ill just say this, I have no fucking idea if a wolfhound can lay a whoopin on a pitbull, because whenever the situation has come up, the fuckin pitbulls dont think twice about fuckin with "garr" the 6 ft 6 , 200 lb wolfhound from hell, they run and hide.
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...keep dreaming Doug, you will always be a white trash loser
Its inevitable. Anonymous, AKA nobody...a nameless, unidentified, irrelevance in its absolute form has expressed an opinion.
Lets make a deal, Ill always be a white trash loser and you will always be anonymous ok?
Nobody wants to know who you are anyway...I am Doug the white trash loser. Who the fuck are you?
Nobody.
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Pitbulls got thier name by being thrown into pits in two different situations.
Pits are dug to trap bears. The pitbull was an inexpensive easy to replace dog. The dogs were thrown into the pit to kill the bear. The bear would often kill dozens of pitbulls before it bled to death.
Its funny someone should say "white trash"
Thats exactly who owns these dogs and made them popular. poor white trash dog fighters were attracted to the breed because they are cheap to feed, and cheap to replace.
They are viscous and put on a good show. But you never see a larger breed fight a APBT...why? because the pitbull would lose.
Dogfights are performed in "pits" need I say more?
Theres also a misconception that pitbulls are able to "lock" thier jaws.
Fools will buy anything wont you.
If the animal could lock its jaw, it wouldnt be considered a K-9.
The word "bull" comes from the slang term for a male bear. Which is actually a boar.
A full grown Irish wolfhound is very agile, very fast, and extremely powerful. The power of a APBT (american pit bull terrier) Jaw is revered due only to the size of the dog, people are amazed because the dog can hold itslef up for extended periods of time with its mouth, but compared to an Irish wolfhound, the APBT does not have nearly the same strength.
Pitbulls are fierce, but they aquired this reputation by killing each other in the "pits" dispite serious injury and severe exhaustion. Theres no history of pits fighting other dogs to make a comparison, other than an orsa. Pit fighting isnt extremely popular anymore because of the orsa. Orsas are just a little bigger than an APBT but consistantly kill pitbulls in competitive fighting. They are very expensive dogs, and wheres theres money to buy them, theres a bit of compasion not to fight them.
Pit fighting with pitbulls lost its novelty when the orsa came along.
To say a pitbull would likely kill an Irish wolfhound is absurd. There is no comparison and not even the poor fools who make a living fighting dogs will allow thier pitbull into the "pit" with an Irish wolfhound. Irish wolfhounds are the largest breed on earth. The strongest dog on earth. If a pitbull was ever fortunate enough to get its teeth locked into an irish wolfhounds neck, the pitbull would have to let go to take a breath due to its short snout getting burried in the wolfhounds flesh and hair on its neck. The wolfhound would easily find a way around a pits grasp to crush bones and rip flesh with its extremely large jaw, and very powerful bite.
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Alright Doug you can shut up now you fuckin idiot, get your facts straight about pitbull's, they were not thrown in a pit to fight bears you idiot.
Only 1/4 of your facts are right. Anyway, I am down talking to you, you are such a smelly loser you make me sick. Bottom line, my pit would kill your Irish wolfhound period. keep dreaming you foul smelly unbathed fisherman.
What's next Doug? You want to argue about how your 3 peice suit is better then mine? :lol:
I get my suits in NYC and they are pricey. Where do you get yours? K-Mart?
Goodbye Doug you will now be left alone to converse with yourself.
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I have 2 AKC registered american staffordshire terrier's( http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/amstaff.cfm (http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/amstaff.cfm)) . ( a breed of pit bull)Ones Brindel and one is Fawn. they are both the sweetest dogs you'd ever meet. Whomever fights any animal in my book needs to be locked away. Dog fights have given the Am Staff's such a bad name. Whenever I am walking them people ask me arent they mean and fierce??? I usually reply "if i lock you in a closet beat you and feed you raw meat you'd be an agro animal too, but if i feed you right n take care of you right your fine." Pit's used to be the family dog in the 50's. Truman and Roosevelt even had them in the white house. Its all those ghetto bastards that ruined the dogs good name.
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Once again, I wake up on a Monday morning and peruse this madness. My opinion is as follows: I would never raise a dog for the sole purpose of fighting it. But if I HAD to make a wager? A Wolfhound would kill the SHIT out of a pitt bull. 'Nuff said.
:smokin:
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doug, only doug would go to the trouble of posting his fuckin dog on this dumb ass site.. ok dougy we all understand, you like hairy women.
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On 2004-08-24 10:39:00, Anonymous wrote:
"doug, only doug would go to the trouble of posting his fuckin dog on this dumb ass site.. ok dougy we all understand, you like hairy women."
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is the worst thread yet. SyN got it right. I had a Staf Terrier to and he was great. Who cares who's dog can kill who's you asses. I'll take my Australian Kelpie over either of your abused dogs anyday because i can trust her with my kid and family. She's loyal, loving, smart and gets along with all other dogs. You two are retards.
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On 2004-08-24 04:10:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Alright Doug you can shut up now you fuckin idiot, get your facts straight about pitbull's, they were not thrown in a pit to fight bears you idiot.
Only 1/4 of your facts are right. Anyway, I am down talking to you, you are such a smelly loser you make me sick. Bottom line, my pit would kill your Irish wolfhound period. keep dreaming you foul smelly unbathed fisherman.
What's next Doug? You want to argue about how your 3 peice suit is better then mine? :lol:
I get my suits in NYC and they are pricey. Where do you get yours? K-Mart?
Goodbye Doug you will now be left alone to converse with yourself."
Wow.
"Smelly"? Can you smell through the web? Which IP do you use cuz I really need to check that out. Surf and sniff? Did you sign up to get more realism from your scat sights?
Pit bulls ? Bears? Pits? Bulls?
Who cares?
If I really wanted to know the history of a pitbull I think I'd rely on a relible source such as an encyclopedia.
En-sigh-klo-pee-dee-ah
Sound it out, then look it up in a
Dik-shun-air-ee.
Theres a dog I enjoy in my back yard. Want to know something, I dont care if a pitbull, or a fucking giraffe shows up and wants a fight...aint nothing a pitbull can do about Dougs desert eagle .44 mag
hand held cannon stuck up its ass.
Guess which dog loses in that fight!
3 piece suit?
What the fuck you talkin bout willis? I will be a better man now that I know some anonymous little girl owns an "expensive" suit out there somewhere in a world that could use another fucking anonymous little girl in a suit!
Are you retarded?
Where did the suit thing come from? Do you need to feel imoportant or something? Uhh, check this out, YOUR ANON...nobody fucking cares if you shit yourself wearing a fucking rubber space suit you idiot.
I dont think I own a suit actually. Had an armani or two back in my 3 piece suit wearin days. But I'm more of a shorts and tennis shoes kinda guy. No reason to own a suit really. Just havnt had the desire to fall into this strange culture of "look at me in my expensive suit thats good for nothing, hell I cant even sit down 'cuz it'll wrinkle"
Blah.
Dont waste my time pea-brain. Ive got hairy women to tend to. Hey, at least I like women. You should try one sometime, granted theres one out there sick enough to offer a little sympathy to a nuttless (expensive suit wearing) retard like you.
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anon who posted the page of madness, please start a name here as KING NUT WINGNUT cause man, if there ever was one......
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Say Doug you got a permit for that gun? Perhaps I'll have an officer come to you and make sure you have the proper papers on that peice. Probably running your mouth as usual but it is better to be safe then sorry.
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fucking idiot this .... fucking idiot that
Seems every time it gets slow on this forum,another Pinhead has to surface to take over where the previous pinhead left off..
Some of you are way disturbed
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AGREED.
::bandit::
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On 2004-08-25 07:43:00, Anonymous wrote:
"fucking idiot this .... fucking idiot that
Seems every time it gets slow on this forum,another Pinhead has to surface to take over where the previous pinhead left off..
Some of you are way disturbed"
shut up art!
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On 2004-08-25 17:12:00, artman11111 wrote:
"Doug
grow up and take your meds...."
Hey Art, there you go again. You complain about the nuttless coward anons but dude, your a fuckin pee-on little bitch yourself and if it strikes you to say something, you just say it.
This is exactly what I was talking about a while back Art, you're unpredictable, you jump on a bandwagon just to take a side, and at one minute you'll treat someone with respect and chum with 'em...but the next minute you run your mouth and say something offensive just to be cool.
Kiss my ass art.
Dude, I'll offer you a little advice and tell you a bit of a secret ok. One, dont take the anons seriously enough to reply to them and two, dont waste your time guessing which anon is which, its a foolish dumbass game nobody ever wins. Three...Just because it LOOKS like I may have posted a few of these long-ass novels...doesnt really mean I did.
Like I care who says what and which anon has some foolish jibber jabber opinion of me?
Im sitting in front of my LCD tv in a pair of shorts eating ice-cream with a close friend. You folks can entertain yoursleves by saying what ever you like about who ever you like. THe reality is...THe ONLY things you know about me or anyone else is what we've TOLD you. The rest is fantasy.
I love it when the sick fucks come out of the woodwork. It reinforces my idea that most of the people who went to Elan and got thier asses kicked ...fuckin deserved it!
Ya'll know why theres never been a successful lwasuit against Elan from a disgruntled x-resident?
Because the abuse you losers went through was warranted!
Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it Art.
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On 2004-08-25 04:45:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Say Doug you got a permit for that gun? Perhaps I'll have an officer come to you and make sure you have the proper papers on that peice. Probably running your mouth as usual but it is better to be safe then sorry."
Say anon...send your officer any time asswipe.
Look back through the posts in here and throughout the website. Look for the idiot who has a bad habit of putting E's before I's in all the words that require an I, before an E. (good ole Elan edumacation for ya!)
Not really hard to tell what posts are yours and what posts are not there "Anon #4251" You're the one who always has at least one totally fucking punk ass stupid thing to say.
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On 2004-08-22 03:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
"When you buy a Rottie and you say it has the hips certified it means the parents hips were certified. Any one who knows dogs wouold know that, you are a blind fool looking for an excuse to punch holes into my expertise.
Nice try asshole, but why don't you stick to fucking your chickens and goats you muddy window, white trash ,rotted teeth, beer belly ,bad breathed, fuckin idiot!"
I like your style! Good luck with your pup.
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Wow! someone is excited because she is getting a puppy. Look what this has turned into. Crazy crap about dogs killing each other. SHUT UP! This is sick. Dogs should be treated like members of our families. They don't talk back, they are always happy we are there, they love to snuggle and they love us unconditionally. For that, they should be treated like OUR BEST FRIENDS!.... P.S. Who else would kiss your feet and think your the best person alive? Treat them well and NO FIGHTING!
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I notived Doug likes to brag about his quad and little boat alot, is bragging about those items make one cool? Does it also make one cool to own items like that? damn, anad hear I am and I own none of the items Doug owns.
I guess I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Perhaps if I start over and be juts like doug, I too can be cool just like him? HMMMMMM???
Well maybe I will start over, shit that means I would have to get rid of the non cool items that I own.
Ok I guess I should open up an ebay account and sell off my non cool items I own.
Does ebay allow you to sell multiple homes and automobiles? I need to sell off these items so I can buy a trailer and a quad.
Oh and most importantly I need to purchase a barrel of chum, so I can roll around in it and smell just like Doug. I can't wait to become that Chic magnet that Doug is.
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Hmmm,houses and automobiles are housing and transportation.dirt bikes and boats are fun.you should go have some fun.
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!...
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Hey Art.
Dude, get a life man. Would you fuckin relax buddy, its the internet...a fucking site that is NOT a threat to you or your well-being (unless you keep fuming about every post you dont like)
This place is fantasy. Its all lies and anger. Nobody here knows me Art...nobody here knows YOU either. Why let any of it get to you? Its cheap ENTERTAINMENT.
The ability to say whatever you want and not be held accountable for it. Ive ocasionally let myself fall into it.
But Art. None of it effects who I am. I dont lose a winks sleep thinking some true idiot needs an asswhoopin for calling me white trash...let 'em call me white trash...who fucking cares?
I have no need to prove an anon idiot wrong. I like to argue. Ive had a shortage of irrelevant mundane, unintelligent debate lately...this place occasionally provides a quik fix.
As for the rest of you, I fart in your general direction!
:rofl:
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yeah, like ya said, ENTERTAINMEMT
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Boxer vs Pitbull who wins ?
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On 2004-08-20 23:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
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"Shes having them"
My boss and friend breeds champion rottweilers. One of them had pups today. Woohoo
What would otherwise cost $2200 dollars will not cost me a dime. I reserved a choice female from the litter.
Mom and dad onsite. Awesome well mannered non-aggressive dogs with beautiful markings.
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TO THOSE INTERESTED IN DOGS: mom and dad 'onsite' usually means someone is a backyard breeder. this breeder better have a house full of trophies to prove that they happen to own the best bitch and best sire of that breed. if they can't justify why that breeding pair is the absolute best to advance the breed then they are really just breeding to make money.
a word to the wise: if you aren't planning to enter your dog in shows there is no reason to buy from a breeder. shelters and breed rescue groups can provide all the purebred dogs you'd ever want.
here's just one example of a rescue group:
http://www.rottrescue.org/ (http://www.rottrescue.org/)
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look the thing is the wolfhound that used 2 kil wolves is long gone and the new breed is a piece of shit 4 guys that think just cause the dog is big it is a figter..... and usualy the dogs were in pairs sent 2 kill a lone wolf so get ur facts
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cmon now, do u think any wolfhound could beat any mother fucker like these. o yeah doug, i fucked your mother... guess what, you were my fastest sperm. bow down bitches :nworthy:
http://www.montenegro-kennels.com/index3.html (http://www.montenegro-kennels.com/index3.html)
http://www.konnenstoltzrottweilers.com/Bravo.html (http://www.konnenstoltzrottweilers.com/Bravo.html)
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i wolf hound is too tall to beat a pitbull. it would get swept off its feet. plus, sure they used to kill wolves, but the question is, has YOURS ever killed one. i didnt think so. and dont make up some bullshit story. wolf hounds have no muscle definition. http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/irishwolfhound.htm (http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/irishwolfhound.htm) states that the breed is nice(even to other dogs) and clumsy. how could they ever beat a well trained pit. especially one as massive as the one from the post above.
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Seems to me all these guys bragging about dogs have small penises and therefore want to appear almighty by declaring how big and bad their dog's are.
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well that post seemed to take alot of time.
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There is a show tonight on the animal network called animal face off.Tonights episode pits a siberian tiger against a grizzly bear.Any predictions? watch it at 9:00 pm est
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I have a small dog, I drive an electric car and have a degree in woman studies. O!Did I mention the small penis?
Anon
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On 2004-11-10 13:54:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I have a small dog, I drive an electric car and have a degree in woman studies. O!Did I mention the small penis?
Anon"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: a degree in womans studies :lol: :lol: so your unemployed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thats rite. I do volunteer work and operate an Internet T.V show on "How to be a Sensitive man" from my basement apartment in my moms house. Are there any single woman who would be interested in going to a poetry reading at Emerson College with me?
Anon
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I also like to cuddle and talk after coitus.
Spend time with my female companion's girlfriends and talk about boys. Shop for clothes, hear your opinions on Politics, Religion and Creationism and admit when I'm wrong and your rite.
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g danes are wild boar hunters but today known as gentle giants.all breeds including ur hairy irish w hound is a piece of garbage when it comes to dog fighting because breeders have slowly end surely wiped out all the aggressive traits in all breeds.this izs not true 4 the pitbull which retains the strongest jaw,agility end fight to death killer instinct.the only reason u r defending ya mobile carpet iz cauze u r the unfortunate owner.go buy a pit and u ll b lucky and ur hound can b his bitch other wize will land up in a pet shelter or the icu.and yes my own g dane pisses when he sees my pit bull.2 all the pit haters.........ya hell will b full of pits.peace.
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pits r hits.others dont fit.buy a pit and make a wolf hound shit!
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:skull: :not nuff said u fool.i know why ur scared of puttin ya irish clown in the pit.cauze pits own the pit.
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dear doug .the only reason u love irish wool bag hound is tht u r the unfortunate owner of these overgrown street dogs.the bulldog for eg. has been sobered down like all breeds except the pitbull which till today has that killing instinct.wake up doug and see the guiness book for the tallest dog .it is a greatdane.and my great dane pisses when my canine protector,that is my pit walks in.plus your hairy joke of a dog is a hound which will lick the person who bashes you up...reason... no protective instinct.u fool that is why criminals choose pits to protect them not irish joke houndzzz.....do ur self a favour...buy a pit and ya bag of wool can be his bitch....
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dear doug .the only reason u love irish wool bag hound is tht u r the unfortunate owner of these overgrown street dogs.the bulldog for eg. has been sobered down like all breeds except the pitbull which till today has that killing instinct.wake up doug and see the guiness book for the tallest dog .it is a greatdane.and my great dane pisses when my canine protector,that is my pit walks in.plus your hairy joke of a dog is a hound which will lick the person who bashes you up...reason... no protective instinct.u fool that is why criminals choose pits to protect them not irish joke houndzzz.....do ur self a favour...buy a pit and ya bag of wool can be his bitch