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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Mister Pink on July 22, 2004, 05:24:00 PM

Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 22, 2004, 05:24:00 PM
one Kodiak Grizzly and one Polar Bear, each weighing in at around 1500lbs. To you, the reader, I ask, who would win?

we will be keeping score, and at the end of the week will tally the results (assuming there are any) and announce a winner.



(and don't you faggots give me any of that 'who cares' or 'get a life' whiny-ninny shit, just answer the godamn question like your teachers told you)
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: demon life star on July 22, 2004, 08:20:00 PM
i think the polar bear would win....but then on the other hand...one of the run-away moose from the Maine Moose Report might just come charging in to spear and kill both of them.....i leave that up to u to decide. :???:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Cynthia on July 22, 2004, 10:42:00 PM
It is not possible to answer without knowing what the contest is. Road race, beauty contest, best trash can raider?????? :eek:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: JNAILZ on July 22, 2004, 11:29:00 PM
Grizzly wins. Hands down.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 06:45:00 AM
I think my .223 would win.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 23, 2004, 01:58:00 PM
okay, should've been more specific i guess, i mean, it IS elan school graduates here.... no, the bears ARE NOT having a beauty pageant, they are, as bears seem to enjoy doing from time to time; fighting to the death.

THIS JUST IN: Polar Bear charges, severely mauls, and kills anonymouse poacher after his .223 jams. In leiu of flowers, relatives ask that donations be made to 'Anonymous's Anonymous' and organization that helps unidentified people deal with their bear attacks

so....

GRIZZLY - 1
POLAR   - 1

thanks for taking the time to waste your time
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 03:57:00 PM
hey pink, you are a jack-ass..
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 04:13:00 PM
Quote
On 2004-07-23 10:46:00, artman11111 wrote:

"7mm mag   16 round clip  come on"


Sorry, but all I wold need is one .223. One shot one Kill or don't shoot at it at all. I like to use my 30 rd banana clips when sitting snipered out in a feild, this way you have limited movement.

.223 is illegal to hunt with anyways over here on State grounds, I only use it on Private property. Got that scope sited in for over 100yrds with pin point accuracy, besides that .223 model is a bolt action, they dont get any more accurate then that.
Also got a replica M-16 .223, expensive, $1200.00 on the high side, though I saw them for $900.00 online.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 05:11:00 PM
i took out a 10 point buck with a Sauer-Mannlicher.. does that count for anything?
-guess who
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 11:01:00 PM
You took out a buck?
To dinner?

With a sour man licker too?

Your sick dude, sick.



Anyone idiot shooting at bear with a 223 isnt hunting and deserves to be mauled and eaten by the bear. Yeah, bolt action rifles have been shown to be a bit more accurate, but if your hunting bear, semi auto is the only way to go. Minimum delay between shots means you dont get charged by an angry bear and ripped to shreds. Small fast bullets dont stop bears, size matters.

Art, Ive put three 150 grain 7 mm weatherby rounds in a bears lungs and he kept coming. It took a winchester 348 WCF to stop it. Now, when I go fishing in Alaska, its with a winchester 348 WCF.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 11:05:00 PM
Hunting bear with a 223?

One shot?

Shut the fuck up stupid.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 24, 2004, 08:18:00 AM
Quote
On 2004-07-23 20:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Hunting bear with a 223?



One shot?



Shut the fuck up stupid."


First of all I never hunted a bear with a .223, I use it for wood chucks, deer and other Varmints.Bear hunting here is by lottery only, unless the bear endangers a human life.

You probably couldn't even hold a .223 you wimp, less alone fire one.

Your motto, yea man I show a deer, it only took 2 clips before it fell to the ground. Learn how to aim asshole,all my kills are one shot, if one shot is not possible the show is not taken. One shot, one kill.

It is idiots like you who think they know everything about hunting.

Go enlist your uneducated ass in a hunting safety coarse, maybe you will finally learn something.
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 24, 2004, 12:02:00 PM
polar bears are actually the only animal in the entire kingdom that have been known to hunt humans for sport... put that in your gun and cock it... these gun enthusiasts make me chuckle.. hey guess what im a blow job enthusiast!! wanna see me shooot??????     lol
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2004, 05:58:00 PM
Hey Ladies we have us a winner here sure show us what ya got :wstupid:  :nworthy:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 25, 2004, 06:07:00 PM
yeah, exactly. knock it off with the firearm garbage. if you wanna have tons of fun with guns, grab a 30-pack and some friends, take that .223 and clear a field of woodchucks, don't mess with the bears. (and c'mon)
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2004, 10:26:00 PM
Hey  mr pink shut the fuk up loser
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Cynthia on July 26, 2004, 12:14:00 AM
Leave Mr Pink alone you bag headded wonder. You need to hide behind a bad and insult people who are having fun. Do you understand what a joke is? LOSER! ::bangin::
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 26, 2004, 12:17:00 PM
kill the father fuck the mother
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Cynthia on July 26, 2004, 01:52:00 PM
Hey Mr Pink, If I defend you ,please don't follow up with crude language.It is just as easy to let someone know that they are below a worm, a rotting maggot or fromunda cheese.  ::puke::
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 26, 2004, 02:17:00 PM
crude language vs. oedipus
 :wstupid:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 26, 2004, 02:59:00 PM
...doesn't have much to do with Grizzly vs. Polar bears. so.... start voting
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2004, 07:05:00 PM
vote? I vote for Mr. blow job to put up or shut up.  :roll:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 27, 2004, 10:11:00 AM
hey buddy, fuck you  :smile:

i vote for anonymous to remain so
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 27, 2004, 12:36:00 PM
...voting for Mr Pink to shutup is like voting for Nader, its never gonna happen & your wasting your vote. stick to the real topic, like if a friggin Polar Bear was just y'know walking around the arctic munching on seals and eskimos and there... off in the distance... "HOLY SHIT!" he thinks. "theres another bear over there!".. he walks closer, and realizes, "hey, wait a minute, that bears not white like me! what the hell is this? i'm gonna go over there and show him a thing or two about a thing or two!"
but the Kodiak Grizzly has another plan. you see, salmon has been overfished to extinction in his home territory of Alaska, driving him northward, into the frozen beyond, into the range of the Polar Bear. and now, both of them stare eye to eye, knowing that to survive, the other must die. they lunge towards one another...

(to be continued once votes are tallied)
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 07:45:00 PM
Hey pink I wasnt talking to you I was looking for the blow job king.... so chill unless thats you if not the king needs to put up or shut the fuck up! :roll:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 12:15:00 AM
blow job king aqi........ wanna see me shooot? LOL i hate it when chicks try to suck on my nads', tip for all ya ladies out there
LEAVE THE BALLS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
-guess who
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 05:51:00 AM
Oh my a bit full of yourself arnt you. Ladies vote now this stud THINKS hes got what we want... what a seflcentered loser...

P.S. Do you really think anyone cares who you are? :roll:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on July 29, 2004, 04:02:00 PM
ok, im lost  :skull:  DIES....
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 06:06:00 PM
Kool pink but this pig of a man needs to be shoot plain and simple! :roll: ...
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 07:06:00 PM
"needs to be shoot"   yea, nice grammar!!! Not!
it takes a village idiot... i bet your linguistics teacher was George Bush.. LOL moron
-one who needs to be shooted
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 09:46:00 PM
You need to be shoot, now your not only the blow job king but an linguistics king also. I bow to you allmighty one KISS MY ASS :nworthy:
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: SyN on July 30, 2004, 07:45:00 AM
couldnt help it had to post. YOU STUPID STALE IDIOTS. Stop wasteing space.  What is wrong with you fukn people's.  blow job king? grow the fuk up or go away, i think nazi started a site worty of your bullshit.
SyN[ This Message was edited by: MrSyNiStEr on 2004-07-30 04:48 ]
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 08:55:00 PM
Mike lightin up just messin with the asshole....
How ya doin ok?
take care.....
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on October 03, 2004, 03:12:00 AM
jesus isn't the only one who can ressurect
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2005, 03:41:00 PM
alright
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2005, 10:39:00 PM
I think Mr Blowjob would suck the nutts off both a grizzly and a polish bear.

The polar bear would win by default. Theres no such thing as a "Kodiak grizzly"  Unless you meant a grizzly who happens to have a Kodiak zipcode.

Theres both Kodiaks, and grizzlies, both are of the brown bear family. But from what I understand, they have not been cross polenated.

http://www.shadowofthebear.com/shebear.html (http://www.shadowofthebear.com/shebear.html)
Title: Kodiak Grizzly vs. Polar Bear
Post by: Mister Pink on April 05, 2005, 01:28:00 AM
yup, the one with the kodiak zipcode you moron.
for all your immense knowledge, you forgot that grizzlies have neither the requisite pisitl nor stamen required to, as you so aptly put it: "cross-polinate"  :lol: