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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Scarstruck on July 21, 2004, 03:55:00 PM
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Thats right ladies!!!
http://www.datejesus.com/sermons/ (http://www.datejesus.com/sermons/)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Young women interested in bathing with Jesus can now have their dream come true. Not only will you make a new friend, but you will be supporting good hygiene and benefiting the environment by conserving water. There are no strings attached except that a picture of us, suitable for family viewing, will be taken and placed on this web site as a lasting tribute to our determined efforts at cleanliness.
All requests from young women in the DC Metro area will be considered. Women from out of town will have to handle their own travel provisions, though a guest room is often available if needed. In most cases Jesus will be available and eager to speak to you about spirituality if desired. If you are not spiritual, Jesus will share a beer and pleasant existential banter.
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http://http://www.lamb-of-god.com/?PHPSESSID=dddf1865ca8f0bce8b1c16d75a32f3a5[ This Message was edited by: Scarstruck on 2004-07-21 13:07 ]
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This "Bathe With Jesus" website used to be located at http://www.jesus.com,but (http://www.jesus.com,but) is no longer at that address.I guess the christians finally paid the guy off for the amount of money he was demanding.Its not quite as funny now because it has a different address other than it's original "www.jesus.com".
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Oh I am devastated...my family is Irish and the ad clearly states "Irish need not apply." Fellow survivors of Straight help lead my life in a new direction. What can I do if even Jesus doesn't want to date me?
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"After a long day of healing lepers and fighting evil, I like to unwind by indulging in a refreshing bubble bath. Women interested in joining me in this blissful relaxation are encouraged to contact me for consideration."
Why can't he just take a rib or some sand (depending on which biblical version you believe) and whip him up a hot latina with booming T&A?
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LOL Greg we think a like on this one...gotta love Booming T&A
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On 2004-07-22 07:25:00, GregFL wrote:
""After a long day of healing lepers and fighting evil, I like to unwind by indulging in a refreshing bubble bath. Women interested in joining me in this blissful relaxation are encouraged to contact me for consideration."
Why can't he just take a rib or some sand (depending on which biblical version you believe) and whip him up a hot latina with booming T&A?
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Dont hate Jesus because he gets more pussy than any of us.. :lol: