Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 11:59:00 PM
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Heya Jordo, wasup you fuckin punk ass beyotch?
Getting lots of SPAM lately?
I knew you in Elan, and you were a fuckin cry baby bitch. You would cower like a little girl if you didnt get the last word or get things your way. Most of us at 7 HATED you and you KNEW it.
Remember when you wouldnt come out of the bathroom...I put a big green snot filled loogie in your lunch.
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no, i dont get spam u see i know how to configure my mail, so go ahead, send that spam.. awful jackass
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Jordan Eisman
A Board Certified Asshole
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 20:56 ]
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:wave:
Good riddance.
This site is a better place without you.
Finally, we can fuck with each other and argue without a level headed moderating sane person getting every fucking last word!... you snivel worse than a crack whore tring to give away a blowjob for a hit of dope!
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With a topic like this, looks to me like the b1tch, Anonymous, is you. Jordan is a nice guy, who speaks his mind, and does it in a tasteful, intelligent fashion. It says a lot about your character, Anonymous, that you feel the need to be so self-righteous by attacking his.
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Oh ...OHHH. That hurt Lezli! Gee, is it not obvious with all the mediocre retaliatory sniveling crying posts Jordan makes, and the fact that he spends so much time in this sick fucking twisted black hole proof enough that he is a punk bitch?
Yeah, I thought so.
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ooh you talk dirty it turns me on.. i rikeee, yes im in a black hole, its nice in here, im always havin' it, workin a good job, having fun with friends, meetin' good ladies, and makin music videos, yea this twisted hole sure works for me.... thats why my friends call me the Jittery jew, cause im jittery, i never shut up and never back down, oh and yeah im jewish.. maybe you would llike to join me in my black hole, we can have it and go get a cheessteak at Pats. The fact that you all hate me so much, when all i do is try to engage conversation about something other than elan, is kinda comical. I ENJOY going back and forth with those of you that hate me... Instead of going out and wasting money at clubs and bars, when i get home from work , i'll do some editing and then come one here and have some good ole fun!!!!
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You call this fun?
I have witnessed this site, and the sick, perverted, disturbed people in it for more than a year, with never an urge to reply.
The conversation is always arguementative, demeaning, rude, or if nothing else...Boring and drab.
Why is this section of this site even here? Nothing productive ever happens. There is no purpose here, no direction, no goal, no solution, nothing!
What amazes me is the owners allow posts to be made anonomously. If the goal were to confront the institutions that allegedly harm americas youth, there has to be action. Believe it or not, you are providing that action. Ginger Warbis is USING you, and your sick silly often perverse posts to prove to whatever audience may be looking that this is the result of those institutions, this is how the TC's have effected people, and this is how they communicate with EACH OTHER!
Is it still "fun" Jordan?
Fornits uses you. Posting anon is a gateway to speak without consequence.
Ahh, the taboo word "consequence"
See, most people if not all who were a part of a TC at whatever time have more of a problem with CONSEQUENCE for thier actions, than anything else a TC might have exposed them to.
Theres no consequences here...no-one is held directly responsible for their actions, especially those who post anonomously. How convenient for Fornits!
Jordan, whatever your issues are, you need to, well, just shut the hell up.
Theres no good reason for you to be here responding to the harassing posts. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to figure out you are insecure and somewhat dilusional, not to mention dishonest with yourself.
"Fun"?
I think a more appropriate word would be "instant gratification" an instant relief of stress, a temporary build-up of self esteem. You are your own audience Jordo, and it is really not even fun watching you make a complete and total idiot out of yourself with as much time as you spend here.
There is no thought that go into your posts, or anyone elses for that matter. Action, reaction, action, reaction. It isnt even frustrating thats how dull it is!
I AM a producer. I AM successful at what I do. I employ 13 people and contract dozens more. your 3 computer monitors, and the dinky little PC?.....my secretary has a more impressive system dude, get over yourself.
If you were as busy, and important, and driven as you claim to be. You would have ZERO time for this bullshit in here.
Ill just say this, when your in it "Big time" you dont show off your computer, and three $500 dollar monitors, you show off $500k worth of software that you know how to use. You show off what you have "produced" with that computer, and the software you broke your back, and your bank account to get.
And the LAST thing you do is respond to anyone, especially people you dont even know, when they call you a jackass...you have failed miserably at evertyhing except proving them right.
Good day.
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heres my answer to your bullshit, go ahead email my references
Jordan Eisman
OBJECTIVE: A digital video production/editing position in which my production skills can be utilized, with an opportunity to improve these skills.
QUALIFICATIONS
Graphics and multimedia software- Adobe Photoshop, Quark Xpress, Adobe Illustrator, Microsoft Word, Macromedia Flash/Dreamweaver,
Adobe After Effects, Final Cut Pro (all versions), DVD Studio Pro, QuickTime Pro, Discreet Cleaner, Pinnacle Commotion Pro, Sonic DVD.
Skills- Scanning and color correction for still images.
Extensive knowledge of Macintosh OS 7.0-10.3.
Macintosh software/hardware troubleshooting.
Proficient with digital video cameras and related equipment.
Proficient with digital still photography and manipulation.
Experienced in configuring and maintaining high end non-linear
Editing suites.
Complete understanding of digital video codecs, compression,
and distribution for web, DVD, and film.
EDUCATION
Berkeley Computer Training, Bala Cynwyd, PA 2000-2001
Desktop Publishing Program
Certification in over 200 hours of hands on training in Quark Xpress, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, MS Word, scanning and color correction, graphic file formats, working with service bureaus, design fundamentals, typography, pre-press and production, and computer maintenance and operation.
Future Media Concepts, Philadelphia, PA 2001-2002
Final Cut Pro, Master Classes
On October 17, 2001 I received my Apple certification in over 50 hours of hands on training in Final Cut Pro 2.
Web Design Master Classes
In June of 2002, I received my Macromedia certifications in over 120 hours of hands-on training in Dreamweaver,
Flash Mx (action scripting), and Fireworks.
Cabrini College, Radnor, PA 1998-2000
Part-time studies included courses in Psychology 101, Philosophy, Radio Broadcasting, Radio Practicum, English Composition, College Radio station DJ for 89.1 FM. In early 1999 I worked as an intern with Pierre Robier at 93.3WMMR.
University of the Arts, Philadelphia, PA 2002
Part time studies included Film 101, sound design, and digital multimedia. My studies abruptly ended due to class cancellations.
EMPLOYMENT
Rivers of the World
(Non-profit charity work)
In the summer of 1999 I drove in a convoy of several Land Rovers to Belize C.A. to deliver school and medical supplies to children in need. While in Belize I was amongst the ten or so volunteers who built the 1st library in the Belizean city of Orange Walk.
Image Arts Etc. - King of Prussia, PA
March 2001-September 2001
Position held- Graphic Designer, Photographer, Tech Specialist, and Manager.
Responsibilities- Digital portrait photography, graphic design/page layout. Custom framing and matting of a variety of 2-D subject matter intended for output to multiple diverse sources such as coasters, t-shirts, mugs, and tiles. Digital photo color correction, enlargement, manipulation and restoration. Technical troubleshooting for Mac/Pc networking. Customer service and managerial related tasks.
Je2Associates - Blue Bell, PA
March 2002-October 2002
Position held- Video Editor, Tech Specialist
Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing, color correction, and
DVD creation. Technical troubleshooting, system maintenance and repair.
Sherwood Studios/Mr. DVD - Philadelphia, PA
November 2002-March 2003
Position held- Video Editor, DVD Creator, and Tech Specialist
Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing, title design, media management, replication/duplication supervisor. DVD creation.
SPS Technologies- Jenkintown, PA
March 2003-June 2003
Position held- Video Editor, Cameraman, Script Supervisor
Responsibilities- I was contracted to shoot and edit several short
training segments, including the companyÕs one hundred year
anniversary special.
Burndown Studios L.L.C.- Philadelphia, PA
October 2003- present day
Position held- Video Editor, Director of Video Photography.
Responsibilities- Non-linear video editing of archival and current
material relating mainly to the collaborative Philadelphia music
scene. That of which includes full feature music videos, and live
shows. All for intended distribution via Internet and DVD.
Union 237 Gallery- Philadelphia, PA
December 2003- April 2004
Position held- Assistant Video Editor, Tech Specialist.
Responsibilities: Non-linear video editing of a wide variety of
creative content including, commercials for local bars/clubs,
visual effects (eye candy) for projection screen viewing.
Animated slideshow creation. Motion effects and workflow
supervisor. Final color corrections and DVD creation for a
documentary on historic war/combat photographer entitled
ÒAdrian WecerÓ. Other major tasks included troubleshooting
and maintaining several Mac OS based graphics and video
based workstations.
Eot Productions L.L.C.- Blue Bell, PA
March 2004- present day
Position held- Co-Founder/Producer/Editor
Responsibilities- This Company was formed by my father and myself
in order to facilitate the production of my first film project. The film
is a documentary about a private, therapeutic boarding school for
troubled adolescents. Principal photography is scheduled to begin in
mid June. I am in charge of creating the shooting script, crew and
equipment acquisition, and all post production.
References- inquire via my email
A full portfolio of my graphic design and still photography work is available upon request. A full reel of my video production and motion effects work is also available upon request, and can be delivered via miniDV tape, DVCAM tape, DVD, or on a VHS transfer.
*I also posses my own in-house non-linear video editing suite. This consists of a high end Mac G5, professional video decks, a broadcast compliant Xl1 DV camcorder, tripods, and portable audio solutions. I am equipped to edit video formats ranging from analog, DV, (24p) DVCAM, SD, to compressed HD.*
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Jordan Eisman
A Board Certified Asshole
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 20:54 ]
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if youn gonna make a point keep i short. most of us have ADD and cant read that much crap from one person
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Another "reaction" Jordan.
Pathetic and hopeless.
After seeing your resume, which I am sure is padded (they all are) I would question you inability to commit to an employer or project.
You dont seem to have "Elan" on that resume Jordan? Hiding something?
I would file your resume in my shredder after witnessing your actions, and REACTIONS here.
Too bad your father wasted that money on your education. A slot machine would have been a wiser investment.
:roll:
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Tinkledrinker?
Just the name says how profoundly average you are, and how demented you want people to think you are since success and reason isnt an option for you any more.
ADD isnt your most profound problem, but Ill make an effort to keep from antagonizing the condition by making this my last post and visit.
Good day.
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ye thats right its padded, well lest just keep up our bickering shall we.. your so profesional you need to engage us losers on fornits, this site is like crack incase u havent noticed.. here man ill pass you the pipe take anohter hit and you can be like us, you are almost there..
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Well this wouldn't be a complete Inflammatory Jordan Thread if I didn't hurl in my two cents like a 90 mile-an-hour fastball. As always, I both care for and respect Jordan. His credentials are impressive. He's loud and arrogant, and usually dead on the fucking money with everything he says. Do me a favor though, Bros and Hos alike: IF YOU ARE GOING TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT ANONYMOUS POSTERS, DON'T POST YOUR BITCHFIT ANONYMOUSLY.
:smokin:
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::kiss::
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You must be one ugly stupid whore to keep kissing Jordans ass the way you do. Jordan, just fuck the bitch so she will quit sucking the sludge from your banana receptical and spreading it all over the fornits site.
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anon posters have no balls, if you knew anything, this girl could kick your ass and mine. go ahead tell her who you are, most likely you live in Illinois like most of the elan kids.. she lives in chi-town, she wil lfuck you up, ooo man u be messin with my lady, man she would love a fresh specimen like you. really you are so wrong, its almost biblical.
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Sweet Jordan, are you EVER wrong?
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all the fucking time, ""if am wrong, i dont wanna be right " oh yeay oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ::drummer:: ::drummer:: ::jawdrop::
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"What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
Just 'cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
No, it's probably the titties.....
Now you're a mwahon!
A manny, manny man...."
-DVDA "Now You're a Man"
......Sergeant Slaughter Hoo-ah!
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hes a punk bitch, now more anal probes
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sateriel Hi.... Iam in Chi-town what side of town ya from? When were ya at elan ?
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she is one of us. she might even get an anal probe.
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Dont you all know that girl IS jordan, he picked a hot avatar then replies to himself positively through a woman's perspective. Like any girl would actually like Jordan. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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you are so wrong, its almost biblical, sounds like the alien dude needs to give you an anal probe..
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bend over and say, ahhh, now step and fetch it..
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you are so wrong, its almost biblical, sounds like the alien dude needs to give you an anal probe..
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Well if your real then tell me where in CHI-TOWN your from? Lets play name that town... If your the badass jordo says ya are name that town come on play its fun.... i can give you a hint where iam from it will help, ever hear of Harvey? Is that south? north ? east maybe west side nice or ghetto come on chi-town tell me.
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man you are a loser, like shes gonna tell you what town she lives in when you all know her last name. but i ll let her address you , maybe she will want to meet you and rearrange your face. perosnally, i hope she does. ::soapbox::
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jordo go fuck yourself we know its you.... and as far as being scard of your made-up girl friend you send her right on over to the southside baby its not a problem... ghetto born and raise I'll kick her ass and yours
oh and hey to all my southside buds.....
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man your easy
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no thing is you dont get it you look and are the joke of this board really thats very very sad jordo ... I am real people who read my post know who Iam, and Iam one person you need help and lots of it, we should have pitty on this poor lost boy ::mecry::
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what the fuck are u talking about, go ahead and re read what you wrote, u sound like a retard foreign person, shame that you post anon. cause you would be able to go back and edit your ass talk.
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I'm from a little town 20 minutes south of Chicago. The metra train 4 blocks from my house goes to Union Station, but when I want to hit my favorite shopping area (Clark & Belmont), I take the Rock Island Metra from the Tinley Park station to Lasalle Street Station and then I hop on the Brown Line El and attempt to avoid homeless drunks with shanks.
THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?
You wanna see me in person to confirm to yourself that I'm not, in fact, Jordan, then give me YOUR address, and we'll get this situation 5 by 5.
From whence do you hail?[ This Message was edited by: sateriel on 2004-06-15 16:53 ]
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Sateriel, how about a pussy probe ????? :scared:
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hope you get the help you need from sonewhere , its not here that your going to find it... and let me make sure i write this so you can understand it
jordo here at fornits your nothing more then a joke! Do you get it ? thats why its sad, your the only one who dosnt see it..
good bye and good luck
when ya grow up if ya ever do I hope you can look back at this and laugh.....
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Um, I know both Beth and Jordan and they are NOT the same person. Little bit different anatomy too.
:tup:
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Hey, Alien Leader! Why don't you try it and see what happens? I'll lead your Alien Ass to Oblivion.
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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I am laughing now, LOLOL ::armed::
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Nobody messes with my girl.
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what about our queeeph lasers, your surley cant withstand those?
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Uh, anon? What, exactly, do you think I'm "using" anon posters for? I mean, what do you think I'm getting out of this and how do think anyone who posts here is being hurt?
It's actually the other way around. People who post here (including you) are using this free, open forum to say whatever they want to say.
As I've often stated, I do believe that just getting the truth out, letting people tell their stories, will probably destroy the troubled parent industry. And I sure hope that hosting these forums and other efforts that I've put fourth help to further that end.
That's no secret. So what's your beef?
To seek out the best through the whole Union, we must resort to the information which from the best of men, acting disinterestedly and with the purest motives, is sometimes incorrect.
Anonymity Anonymous (http://fornits.com/anonanon)
It is wrong to leave a stumbling block in the road once it has tripped you.
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are you still in Tinley Iam from Harvey ,nice to meet you your not far at all.....
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I don't live in Tinley, I just take the train from there. But I live close to there. You say you're out in Harvey? Wow, man. Is it scary to live there? I drive a bit faster through that town. Chicago Heights, too.
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On 2004-06-15 15:18:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Dont you all know that girl IS jordan,
You know what they say about ASSuming."One commentator pointed out that when the mafia commits violence, no
one suggests we bomb Sicily. Today it seems we are, in a symbolic way, not only bombing "Sicily," but are thinking about bombing "Athens" (Iraq)."
Ron Paul, 11/29/01 Speech before Congress
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Thanks, Ginger. It's a relief that someone believes in me. I was starting to blink and fade out like Tinkerbell over here.
I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! And speaking of fairies, I also believe that Mario Lopez is secretly gay.
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Nah its not that bad... Iam rally gald to meet someone else who comes from around here tho most Elan people are from the northside.... What years were you there? Maybe someday we could do lunch or something in Orland or Oakforest where its safe lol........ :grin:
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I was there '92 to '94, in E-3. When were you there? Hey, I'm up for doing lunch some damn time. But only if you are one of the cool kids. I might lose my membership to the country club and get my BMW taken away if I fraternize with anyone who's not taking flight lessons while on holiday from an Ivy League school.
:smokin:
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Well Iam cool, but problly old enough to be your mom.... I was at elan in the 70's .... Just your everyday working class person, If you would really be interested we can talk...
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The quote queen has spoken!
Shame nothing relevant was said.
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shes all that
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That's weird,my father lives in Orland and my cousins grew up in Tinley.Harvey sucks.I used to raise hell on RT 30
spence
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It's really a pretty cool place to live. Within a 15 mile radius, you can hit huge mansions, high-rise projects, strip clubs(from the seedy to the 'I can't afford the cover charge', racetracks (both dog and car), gated luxury golf courses, 5-star restaurants and a Hooters about every 10 blocks. And the cars! Some of the baddest cars in the country are driving around here every weekend. Walk around Orland Square Mall and the girls look like they do on Rodeo Drive in L.A. I've been carjacked twice, once in Chicago Heights and once in Joliet. NEITHER time did I give up my ride. All of this 20 minutes from the coolest city in the country. (I haven't been to Vegas yet, but it would take a lot to shift my allegiance from Chi-Town). Say what you will about suburban life, but it's NEVER dull 'round here. And for the record, I raise hell on Rt. 30 just about every damn day! You know that that's Route 66 too, right? Screw the north side. We're where it's at, brotha!
:nworthy: CHI-TOWN SOUTHSIDE
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::ftard:: ::ftard:: ::puke::
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I used to troll that mall when I was real young.Before elan,late seventys
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Orland malls ok, do you remember breman town mall? I think it was there before any of them , except Dixie square which is a hell whole now.... Sorry to here you had such a hard time in those towns chi-town girl guess I have been lucky... been here my whole life and never had that happen, I do agree tho ya gotta be careful around here it can change in the matter of one block. HEY AND YOUR RIGHT SOUTHSIDE RULES! ::cheers::
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Well sure I a coke anytime for a fellow southsider .... :smokin: and a smoke too...
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sateriel, I was in Elan same time as you, knew everyone from Chi-Town, so who are you?
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Yeah, Bremen Mall is still there, if only in a structural sense. When I was in high school I used to go to the movie theatre there, and then the arcade. For a little tiny mall, that place was sure jumping. My boyfriend at the time was among the many doing doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot. He had a '75 Firebird! ::cheers:: :smokin:
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Please, people, take notes. After I post this, I'm putting this shit in my profile so I can fa' chrissake quit typing this.
MY NAME IS BETH GALLAGHER. E-3 92-94. I'm a south side Chi-Town chick and I graduated from Carl Sandburg High School.
Anon, if you're asking me this 'cause we're still dancing around the topic of whether or not I'm JORDAN, I would much like to personally inform you of the error in your thought process!!!!!!!
But if you're just a curious cat, now you know.
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Wow that brings back some memories.I spent tons of time in the bremen mall.My cousins lived 1 block south of 159th street,1000 ft from that place.Jim Kaat lived in a townhouse across the street
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Back to the topic...Jordan Eisman is a punk bitch, no matter what this bitch says...wow, a girl likes Jordan..this site and the people communicating in it is so fucking pathetic!
Id rather watch monkeys eat thier own shit.
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I was a curious cat, no memory of you though perhaps it has to be jogged a bit, my Elan Memories are all fuzzy.
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The topic,thats funny,might as well call the board jordanits.I can't help but notice how popular you've become Jordan.It's fun to create a little hate and discontent isn't it.It's interesting to see how quickly people are judged in here.This forum must be a sociology experiment
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A right of passage of sorts. I did somewhat the same just not as rude boy to everyone ( many but not everyone), but w/e thats your personality Jordo then hey, go with it, and dont stop man. I'm over it and ready to get back to the point, being
FUK ELAN
SyN
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thank you spence, someone understands..