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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 10:17:00 PM

Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 10:17:00 PM
i thought this was a website for former elan students not jordans personal message board.  jordo i think you should step away from the comp and get a life.  what a little lonly man :wave:
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: tinkledrinker on June 13, 2004, 10:24:00 PM
thought i was signed in
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 13, 2004, 10:28:00 PM
ok tinkledrinker, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, see how easy it is to piss people off by just using little letters,

_________________whats your name asshole?
Jordan Eisman
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998
JordanEisman@comcast.net[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-13 19:29 ]
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: tinkledrinker on June 13, 2004, 10:38:00 PM
you are such a tool jordan. it only took you 10 minutes to reply.  it seems you live through this board.  is your life that pathatic that all you have to do with your time is to post your stupid little messages on this board.  there is more to do in life try to look cool to half of the wackos that post here. step away from the keyboard loser.  :wave:
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 13, 2004, 10:56:00 PM
nah i work from my computer, so il lbe right here if you need me  :wave:
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 11:01:00 PM
What difference does it make if a poster is anon or not? your still an asshole no matter who calls you one Jordan.

Does a name make any difference Jordunce? Im here, and Im real, and I am typing that your a fucking piece of shit.

Please dazzle us with one of your eloquently mediocre replies again would you?

Fuck this site is a waste of good bandwidth.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 13, 2004, 11:06:00 PM
just somethin to do on my weekend off, and heel ill tell ya, its oh so fun to fuck with you losers.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 11:14:00 PM
"Sheik Yerbouti"

Is that like a metaphor? or an Acronym? Whatever it is, its about the lamest attempt at humor Ive seen in a good long time!

This guy is a doofus. Leave him alone and maybe he will go away. Not that Ill be back here any time soon to check. Elan is a distant memory. This site reminds me how pathetic some of the people really were.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 11:19:00 PM
I guess it means "shake your bootie" in some dork tongue. Hilarious isnt it?

No Jordan, were not laughing with you, were laughing AT you.

Its fun to mess with losers?

Yeah, it is...but it gets old after about 2 minutes for normal people Jordork.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 13, 2004, 11:28:00 PM
actually its the title of a Frank Zappa album, you moron. and thats zappa in the photo, moron.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2004, 11:52:00 PM
Hey Jordan, you say people have "no genitals" that post anon, yet you waste no time calling someone moron etc since your hidden behind three monitors over there in PA.

Ill be in K.O.P next week to finalize a contract. Maybe you could meet me somewhere and show me how big your balls really are?

I wont hurt you (unless provoked) thats not my style. But Id like to meet the big shot computer geek whos balls are the size of grapefruit here, and just verify their size in person.

Im 34 female 5'11' and work in the modeling industry. Though I weigh 120 pounds, I will lay a hurtin on you that you've never dreamed of if you ever called me a moron to my face. So please, do yourself a favor: shut up, get a life, and quit with the bullshit games.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 12:05:00 AM
email me an ill send u my number maybe you even might like to get a drink here in old city and you may even make a new friend.
jordan

_________________
Jordan Eisman
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998
JordanEisman@comcast.net[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-13 21:08 ]
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 01:41:00 AM
Jesus, don't be so mean to Jordan.  You guys are pretty harsh.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 02:04:00 AM
Make a friend? Haa! You are pathetic Jordan. I have enough freinds thank you.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 02:13:00 AM
Ok Lady, you are the one who is gonna be in town, and have challenged me to say moron to your face, i just want to meet you and see if calling you a moron in person is totally necessary.
and if you really want me too, i will show you my balls, LOL hey you asked.
_________________
Jordan Eisman
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998
 :wave: [ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-13 23:14 ][ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-13 23:27 ]
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sol Rosenberg on June 14, 2004, 02:21:00 AM
i  wasss wonderinnnn.... honey can you pull larrrge pieces of furniture out of your ass???? and why do u want see Jordan's balls??? my genitalia is way more interesting to look at. look at me instead, then you can take a picture of what my wife calls "my little muffin ass"......
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 02:28:00 AM
So you want me to email you, and have a drink with you, and be my freind, and then show me your balls?

You sound desperate.

Dude, I just want you to give me a reason to kick your punk ass thats all.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 02:31:00 AM
Sol, the jerky boys were not funny then, and your not funny now.

Your wife?

Yeah, I fucked her ass good last wednesday, remember when she wasnt home for a few hours in the afternoon? Yeah, she sucked her own shit off my dick.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 10:36:00 AM
no i just wanna meet the bitch behind the typing.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 11:09:00 AM
i agree with jordon , you are a moron.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 07:57:00 PM
just got home from work to find that someone who once called themselves my friend, decides to honor my wishes so well. thanks Art, I had the maturity to address you privately, (how old are you)? You can have your little forum back, incase you haven't noticed my recent posts have been without reference to elan, so you my "friend" can have your forum, and continue to bitch about elan 20-30 years ago and start counting the people who really care on your one good hand..  do u think i give a shit what the people on fornits that i hate say? like its gonna effect my career, and my plans on relocating to brighter and greener pastures? Dont tell me you "like me" when u disrespect a simple request to keep your repetitive, and regulatory remarks about me to a private medium. the transparent one here is you, your friendship with me is if anything a convenience, you hear something on this site you dont like, you bitch with the same rhetoric post after post, no matter what i say u have some petty ass reason to get on me. i dont worry about you embarrassing me, cause i succeed in that myself.. your efforts at keeping me at bay are futile. I should just keep posting here just to piss you off, since your version of friendship is a totally self indulgent farce. but no, life goes on, ill just wait for your ever so insightful
reply, and deal with it then. to think that im feeding my ego, LOL i have the self esteem of a turnip as it is, me feeding my ego  HERE would be like giving a grain of rice to a starving  Ethiopian.
nice try, and thanks for the memories, "buddy"
-Jordan H. K. Eisman

_________________
Jordan Eisman
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 16:59 ]
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 08:39:00 PM
Jordon, if you don't give a shit, why don't you just let it be.  I think you could br successful, but stop creating such a bad name for yourself.  Everything on here is documented, If you did get famous, people could pull up all the petty BS that went on here.  I have no problem with you, or anyone here.  But I think maybe it has gone too far.
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 09:12:00 PM
shoot me an email, lets chat.. and oh yeah, i dont have any desire to be famous, lol,
jordo

_________________
Jordan Eisman
Philadelphia PA, USA
Elan 7 survivor
August 28, 1995-March 20, 1998[ This Message was edited by: Sheik Yerbouti on 2004-06-14 19:43 ]
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 14, 2004, 09:15:00 PM
The defense rests. your' witness...
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2004, 10:13:00 PM
Art theres no use in talking this kid has his whole life been given what ever he wanted. Now that daddy has woken up and stopped hes having a fit, mind you its here on fornits but all the same he screaming loud... I say good going dad its about time make the boy a MAN!
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Sheik Yerbouti on June 15, 2004, 03:09:00 AM
back it up with some evidence, im curious what do you know.. y father and i are getting along just fine, im sure u know his email, go ahead ask him...
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: sateriel on June 15, 2004, 03:30:00 AM
"Rhetoracle Questions" need SPELLCHECKERS!!!!!!!


......Major Pain reporting for duty.

 ::bangin::
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: New Alien Leader on June 15, 2004, 04:13:00 AM
ok enough with jordan, onto our plan of world domination
Title: welcome to jordans web site
Post by: Kunoichi on June 15, 2004, 01:25:00 PM
The way to domination is Bushido.