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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: GregLeclaire on May 27, 2004, 01:13:00 AM
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Where am I?
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If you were up your ass you'd know where you are.
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If thats not me,then you know where im not at.So i think about the tow job,the circus tickets,and these Knights griffins in plant city.Name the city west of the griffin,and the city east of the griffin.Where after Ocala?
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I an not ever post again,And another thing,not what you expect,then biz as usually.No house.No motorcar.No limo.no dog.no electric.no lakeside.nothin.you are knowing what to do.Wait 4 months then you must come my normal.it's it's it's it's it's
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you forgot "no coherence"
YES we have NO bananas.
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On 2004-05-27 08:02:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
"I an not ever post again,And another thing,not what you expect,then biz as usually.No house.No motorcar.No limo.no dog.no electric.no lakeside.nothin.you are knowing what to do.Wait 4 months then you must come my normal.it's it's it's it's it's"
hmmm..no phones no lights no motorcars....not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso...as primitive as can be.
Hell, this isn't Greg Leclaire...its Gilligan.
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Hey Greg were you in Sarasota Straight??????
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no, I was in the Seed.
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sorry I meant Greg LaClaire
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DISCLAIMER:This is not another post.
This is not a guessing game.This is intended for a spicific person.The intended party knows what to do and when to do it.This is not a reference to Gilligan's Island.I will not post again until 4 months later.
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Man if this is Greg LeClaire you are as F'ed up and incohearant as you were in Sarasota
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DISCLAIMER: This is not another post about this not being a post, its a post about being a post that is pretending to not be a post that is actually...a post.
I feel like a man, trapped in a womans body.
Sorry, its just too silly to resist.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...a tale of a fateful post....
You think maybe some latent instructions that were implanted by Straight in this supposed persons mind will spring to life upon reading this un-post? Youre in the wrong thread buddy, the alien camp is a few posts
down!
.....a three hour post....a three hour post.....
Someone shoot me before I hurt mysef.
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LMAO....Carmel that is funny as hell :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A three Hour tour...a three hour tour, the weather started getting rough his plastic blue chair was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless group
his ass would be lost!!!!!
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DISCLAIMER this is not a post!
God somebody fucking shoot me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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DISCLAIMER pt.2,"The Final Chapter". :wstupid: :wstupid: :wstupid:
This is also not a post.
I am forced by you people to explain that I have left coded instructions fore someone.Get a grip,and make up your own jokes if you want to laugh.There is no Gilligan here.Examine the original lyrics to the Gilligan Island song and maybe then you will feel as stupid as I know you are.
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This is not a post either...Just a statement.
I always wanted to fuck Maryann but thought Ginger was kinda sluty and not sexy...
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On 2004-05-27 11:14:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
This is not a guessing game.This is intended for a spicific person.
Hey, watch it buddy. The correct term is Mexican American.
Jeeus, when will they learn.
:grin:
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HAHAHA that is hilarious Greg!!!
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And what was up with the professor? For such a smart guy, he never got in Maryann's pants when it was clear there was sexual tension there.
If I was on that island, there would be a bunch of little greg's running around with both red and dark hair, Mrs. Howell would be doing my laundry, The Skipper woulda been banished to the other side under the threat of death, and Gilligan would be my errand boy, paid for with Mr. Howell's money. Mr. Howell, well, I remember one eposide of this cannibal island and I think Mr. Howell woulda been a peace offering to them....
::nod::
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xx-yy-zz
"in the burger king we last"
I wont be able to receive any more phone message in the last place.Just send my mail to the "old same place".
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On 2004-05-28 10:58:00, GregFL wrote:
"And what was up with the professor? For such a smart guy, he never got in Maryann's pants when it was clear there was sexual tension there.
If I was on that island, there would be a bunch of little greg's running around with both red and dark hair, Mrs. Howell would be doing my laundry, The Skipper woulda been banished to the other side under the threat of death, and Gilligan would be my errand boy, paid for with Mr. Howell's money. Mr. Howell, well, I remember one eposide of this cannibal island and I think Mr. Howell woulda been a peace offering to them....
::nod:: "
Wasn't it Husker Du who said...
Gilligan's Island is where I want to be
I want to fuck Ginger under a palm tree
Gilligan's Isalnd is where I want to be
I want the professor to make good drugs for me
etc.
etc.
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http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/ (http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/)
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I'm posting a top secret message now guys, so just go about your business and pretend this isn't a post to respond to a post about a post of which this is not THE post, but simply a post in the form of a post which really doesn't post in the form that you would expect or understand one to post :rofl: :rofl:
:tup:
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Boy, that was funny.
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Why it so funny to leave a secret message here for my friend?
I have no way to telephone my friend.My friend only visits library to use computer.My friend lives in the car.
If I could figure out a way to take a shit on this board I would also do that.
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On 2004-06-03 17:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Why it so funny to leave a secret message here for my friend?
I have no way to telephone my friend.My friend only visits library to use computer.My friend lives in the car.
If I could figure out a way to take a shit on this board I would also do that."
And neither one of you geniuses have email addresses?
:rofl:
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Dam no wonder your friend lives in a car, how could either one of you asses actually hold a job :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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No,my friend does not have an email address.
There is no shame in living in your car.
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On 2004-05-26 22:13:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
"Where am I?"
I have to bump this cuz the whole thread is HILARIOUS. Those of you prone to seasickness, please take your Dramamine now. :rofl:
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On 2004-05-27 13:59:00, Carmel wrote:
"DISCLAIMER: This is not another post about this not being a post, its a post about being a post that is pretending to not be a post that is actually...a post.
I feel like a man, trapped in a womans body.
Sorry, its just too silly to resist.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...a tale of a fateful post....
You think maybe some latent instructions that were implanted by Straight in this supposed persons mind will spring to life upon reading this un-post? Youre in the wrong thread buddy, the alien camp is a few posts
down!
.....a three hour post....a three hour post.....
Someone shoot me before I hurt mysef.
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:nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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On 2005-03-19 22:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2004-05-26 22:13:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
"Where am I?"
I have to bump this cuz the whole thread is HILARIOUS. Those of you prone to seasickness, please take your Dramamine now. :rofl:
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Aw Gilligan... I wonder if he ever found himself!
:rofl:
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I totally agree with greg about maryann.
:tup:
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On 2005-03-20 16:46:00, shady grove wrote:
"I totally agree with greg about maryann.
:tup: "
Yeah, but what was up with the professor? A regular Macgyver, but he couldn't get 'em off the island?
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Yeah, but what was up with the professor? A regular Macgyver, but he couldn't get 'em off the island? "
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Gilligan kept foiling his painstakingly thought-out plans, remember?
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Gilligan kept foiling his painstakingly thought-out plans, remember?
:nworthy:
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:nworthy: :nworthy:
so long as the universe had a beginning, we could suppose it had a creator. But if the universe is completely self-contained, having no boundary or edge, it would neither be created nor destroyed it would simply be. What place, then, for a creator?
--stephen Hawking, English scientist
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Still no lights or motorcars? Where ya been, Lil Buddy? :grin:
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"Lil' buddy".... SO gay. :rofl:
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hmmnn...
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I went to booker h.s. with Jackie. Damn it's a long time ago.
Clancy's Law: The perceived role of governments is to deploy ever increasing resources to the attainment of ever diminishing end results.
--Home Page (http://ozinfo.com/)
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On 2004-05-27 08:34:00, GregFL wrote:
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On 2004-05-27 08:02:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
"I an not ever post again,And another thing,not what you expect,then biz as usually.No house.No motorcar.No limo.no dog.no electric.no lakeside.nothin.you are knowing what to do.Wait 4 months then you must come my normal.it's it's it's it's it's"
hmmm..no phones no lights no motorcars....not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso...as primitive as can be.
Hell, this isn't Greg Leclaire...its Gilligan.
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Well in memory of our Lil Buddy... ::bump::
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
No offense to anyone - but for some reason I thought of this thread!
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fuck off, he's mine
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On 2005-09-07 20:54:00, Anonymous wrote:
"fuck off, he's mine"
NO! He belongs to Fornit's Home for Wayward Web Fora. HAH! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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On 2004-05-27 14:06:00, thepatriot wrote:
"A three Hour tour...a three hour tour, the weather started getting rough his plastic blue chair was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless group
his ass would be lost!!!!!"
//Bump...this is funny shit, will the real Greg Leclaire please stand up!!!
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//Bump...this is funny shit, will the real Greg Leclaire please stand up!!!"
I think he's fashioning an escape out of coconuts. :rofl:
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Seems that the groupthink is still compelling us to alienate each other. awesome.
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It seems Sophie thinks she's still in Group.
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If you don't think that you belong to groups outside of straight you are mistaken.
The members of this forum are a group.
The people you ride the bus with are a group.
The voices in your head are a group.
shut up ::both::
[ This Message was edited by: Sophie on 2005-09-09 16:43 ]
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It seems I have compelled you to alienate me.
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yes, as an individual. I have chosen, on my own, based on evidence of you being an asshole, to alientate you.
have a nice day!
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word, bitch sister.
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Aw, grow a sense of humor people!
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On 2004-05-28 10:33:00, GregFL wrote:
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On 2004-05-27 11:14:00, GregLeclaire wrote:
This is not a guessing game.This is intended for a spicific person.
Hey, watch it buddy. The correct term is Mexican American.
Jeeus, when will they learn.
:grin:
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HISPANIC!!!!
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On 2005-09-09 22:17:00, Helena Handbasket wrote:
"Aw, grow a sense of humor people!
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again...Put the lotion in the fucking basket , lady !!!!
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Actually, its more appropriately latino or latina
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The coded message turns out to be??
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050906/ap_ ... bit_denver (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050906/ap_on_en_tv/obit_denver)
Gilligan is DEAD!
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That was hilarious!! Did he ever come back?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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That was hilarious!! Did he ever come back?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The eagle must of landed :P