Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 02, 2004, 04:05:00 AM
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http://www.thepinksock.com/ (http://www.thepinksock.com/)
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:lol: Oh damn thats hilarious! :lol:
Highly inappropriate but I laughed for a good 5 minutes.. http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php (http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php)
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One day, the strain
I've never felt like this before
Our lives capsized, one man will give back
Be calm my love Why don't you kneel for me?
I write for sight One day you'll find me
in the corner,more sublime,
But I still never died[ This Message was edited by: Triumvirate on 2004-05-02 04:38 ][ This Message was edited by: Triumvirate on 2004-05-02 04:38 ]
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::puke::
Necessity never made a good bargain
--Benjamin Franklin Apr. 1734
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<3 Ginger hehe
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Have also heard of the pink sock techniqe as the much ballyhooed "Donkey Punch"
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hmm...yes that is...well it is what it is. My only question is how can that be so funny you laughed for 5 minutes but the Iraqi prisoner of war photos were taken by neanderthals? A site dedicated to tricking your girlfriend into sex and then hitting her and having her colon pop out isn't that just as bad? Or am I mistaken...please help me out with that one. Anyway just a question.
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One is a cartoon dumbass....
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OH shit, my wife and I do that all the time. I am constantly trying to shove that colon back in. We ususally wash it down first, making sure all the old food that is caught up in the colon is out (peanuts, cracker crumbs, carrots, etc). We then make a mush out of it and send it to ole Virgil. I hear he feeds it to his flock now and calls it mana from the Pink Sock.
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Take it easy Anon, your comparison is pretty off base.
I am certain that "Pink Socking" is highly unlikely to actually occur under the presribed circumstances. It would take a hell of alot more than a punch in the face to cause a prolapse of that magnitude.
Case in point...heres a more likely scenario. This may be a bit much for some, so dont say I didnt warn ya.
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/ (http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/)
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uh yeah, that is a bit much for me
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp (http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp)
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either way, that is one nasty picture. Kind of reminds me of Shawn Arnow's face. fucking bitch :flame:
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Ya...you get my point though. No punch in the face is going to accomplish that sort of nastiness.
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ew
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On 2004-05-04 14:23:00, Carmel wrote:
"Ya...you get my point though. No punch in the face is going to accomplish that sort of nastiness."
You are right..but I thought it was hilarious, in a cartoonish way..
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I have often heard the "Donkey Punch" lore of old.
But it went more like punch her in the back of the head and it gets really tight and feels good.
I mean obviously its a joke and wouldnt really happen.
But the inverted colon is a new twist on the ol story.
On a better note I interviewed with a place that doesnt background check..and the lady that does the hiring happens to have a son that is my Mothers student.
I looked into 3 jobs this month but they all involved runs to Canada.
Thers no fucking way Im going to drive X country.
The road is lonely and I hate truck stops and such...not good combo for recovering addict with damn near crippling depression.
I should know by next week if it is going to work out. I try not to get my hopes up as I keep having alot of false starts.But its nothing to get too down about. I have made my life hard, but not impossible... Hell as of September of this year..I havent been arrested in 8 years.
But people are still apprehensive. Contrary to popular belief when you commit a crime and serve out your sentence, you have in fact not paid your debt.
Never mind the fact that Ive been clean for 2 years, served all of my time, got out and still have had not so much as a traffic ticket in 8 years,and I still cannot be looked at fairly by employers.
Yes, I broke the law...
But when does the punishment end? Never?
I was convicted of posessing under 1 gram of heroin..it was enough for me...for one fix.
For that, I lost 4 years of my life in jails and a TDCJ unit.
I would call me and the state of Texas "even" now wouldnt you?
In my opinion non violent first offense felonies should be sealed after a period of time after the conclusion of the sentence.
As things stand I will be a 70 year old man trying to get credit for something and they will still see "Heroin Addict"
No matter what I do with my life, that one september morning in 1996 defines me until the day I die......
EDIT: Im not bitching, Ive fully accepted the fact that this is the way things are.Im just thinking out loud...
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Stealing a page or two from the armed and radical Pagans...[ This Message was edited by: Triumvirate on 2004-05-05 12:39 ]
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In my opinion, if there wasn't a victim, then there can't have been a crime.
More's the sorrow when you consider that the cop who arrested you, the DA who prosecuted, the judge who presided and all the CO's who kept you locked up are more than likely (i.e. more than 50% probability) users of the most dangerous, highly addictive recreational drug on the market.
A free people ought...to be armed...
George Washington, 1790
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you think? most of the junkies I knew werent too functional..they fell into 2 categories 1) Dealer 2) Thief/whore