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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => CEDU / Brown Schools and derivatives / clones => Topic started by: Hell on Wheels on April 24, 2004, 10:52:00 PM
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Hey all this bitching and griping gets me pissed off. It is good to talk about that stuff, but I remember the good times also, whether it was funny shit in dorms, raps, sitting around the house, whatever. Because I know good and damn well there were some good times. Just like war vets, who remember the bad times, but they also remember getting drunk and outrunning MP's.
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I should cut and paste my stories from the other thread here.
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ya think???
How bout the time they moved Katin's stuff into the bathroom
I did that but we moved the entire space, footlocker and all into another dorm, took the guy a little while to figure out what the hell was going on.
Course there was pillow fight tournaments, had a sign up sheet and everything. We had to stop that after I tore up my shoulders and knocked poor Sawyer out. I think that was right before you got back from ascent.
Or that cheap ass commissary shaving cream taht was only good for pranks.
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commissary was great. I remember they would get stupid with it sometime. The commissary at one point in time carried leave in conditioner. Staff put everyone on bans with it because people were using it to style their hair. I had a collection of that shaving cream too. Had like 34 bottles of it and then mike bonner found it and made me ditch em. Not like I was going to use them for anything but cause trouble. We used to get like 4 of us together and had 2 shaving cream bottles each and would hose dudes down with em after they got out of the shower. Shit was hilarious. I remember the lack of hot water in the mornings was so bad that it became funny as well. We had a system for taking showers so that everyone got hot water. But in the winters, damn that was cold. Sometimes being warm was a luxury that just wasn't available.
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Hell we had washers and dryers in the dorms for a little while, I don't think you were there for that but they moved them out because we would do our laundry all night, and people would steal good socks, which was lame-ass.
Or the time Nick Abel broke his leg, so he got to use the bathtub in the nightwatchmen's room. He would just leave the door open after he got out and other guys would use it.
Seek was a fun game, so was capture the flag
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the only good way to cook ramen is to put it in the meshed bathroom bag and stick in the washing machine on hot watter :smile:
ahhh the good ol days
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God, There are a lot of em... I remember shit that was just hilareous in raps, or the canoe wars, oh God those were the greatest.
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Although it is still absurd to me, how much fun you could have with a little imagination and a helluva lot of time. Not saying I want to go back, but the good times at CEDU seemed like they were so much better than the good times on the outside. Maybe it was in relation to how much shit we were up against???
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oh god...
one thing that came to mind was that time that my homies dropped martin's nasty dog annie in the dumpster.
i thought it was really funny at the time (i'm against animal cruelty now, but i fucking hated that dog... and it's owner.) that dog was grimey.
we used to have lots of fun screwing around in back kitchen...
i remember this one night when we couldn't get into the walk-in to get food, and we were hungry (i refused to eat most of the nasty crap they tried to feed us... that stuff was soooo unhealthy. and their vegetarian food was horrible. all i ate was bread and rice. sometimes salad. that was my fault, i should've eaten only salads... oh well, i know better now.) so we used the stuff they had sitting out in the kitchen (flour, brown sugar, peanut butter, raisins, oatmeal) to make cookies. they were gangster... and it was sooo funny. we were so proud of ourselves.
did you guys make that nasty alcohol too out of juice and yeast?? that was a trend at some point in "the underground" at our skool... so, a couple of my friends and i tried to make some... i think we left the lid on when we weren't supposed to (or we didn't leave the lid on when we were supposed to) and when we checked on it a couple days later, it smelled soooooo foul. i wouldn't go near it. i think we threw it away.[ This Message was edited by: mikehunt on 2004-06-07 22:59 ]
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The best was when Dusty, this kid who bought EVERYTHING at CMS and was so obnoxious (seriously, if "Agreements" were a cock, the kid would ride it) completely snapped within the last few monthes and in Raps told everyone that he fantasized about his grandparents having sex.
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On 2004-07-18 23:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"The best was when Dusty, this kid who bought EVERYTHING at CMS and was so obnoxious (seriously, if "Agreements" were a cock, the kid would ride it) completely snapped within the last few monthes and in Raps told everyone that he fantasized about his grandparents having sex. "
Being there for that would almost be worth having to go through everything else...
Seriously, you've got to admit that going to a Cedu school you get to hear so, so much more totally batshit loony off the wall wack shit than you would doing anything else. I mean, it's everywhere, the staff are saying it, the students are saying it, it's reverberating off the walls and down the halls, it's just this total air of absolute fucked-up-ness. What did it do for me? It ruined my faith in group-consensus belief forever.
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Oh, it was. Also, there was a kid named Devin ("IT'S NOT DEV-ON!) Schnering. He was partially retarded and would sit on his bed all day, refusing to move, saying "I'm havin' SEX wif mah piwwow. HE HE HE HE" all day long. Anyone who attended CMS in the early 2000's can attest that this happened, without exaggeration. His voice was an amolgamation of a duck and his Jew-from-Chicago roots. To cap it off, he looked like Beavis from Beavis & Butthead, with insane eyes and very dirty clothes. A punishment at CMS was to sit in the raquetball courts for up to 18 hours at a time (CHILD ABUSE ALERT). He would strip and urinate on the staff supervising him. He was eventually sedated, but continued his activities. He crapped his pants and rubbed it all over a kid bed, and he promptly hit him with a chair in his face. Schnering was bleeding from the mouth, staring out into space with a crazy look in his eyes, and screamed at the top of his lungs in a soprano tone for up to 30 seconds. He then got up, took his pants off, and, with blood streaming down his face, yelled "BAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSS! YOU ARE ON BANS WIF ME ASSHOW!". He hit the other kid with a belt, a staff came in and restrained him, and we never saw him again after that night. This was only 2 or so days. He was there for over a year. There are MANY other stories about Devin ("IT AIN'T DE-VON, YOU SUCK COCK... ASSHOW!") Schnering. The Middle School had multiple kids like this... it was so awful. But also, incredibly frickin' funny, as long as the crapping-on-the-bed didn't end up on your blanket.
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devon sounds better than devin... devin is just some hick shit.
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When it smells foul- it's ready. You guys wasted some good shit!!
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All BAD TERRABLE HELL HOLE
YELLING
HA HA HA
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Dude, I remember Dusty, do you know that now he hangs out with Chris Kyles.
Anyway, I remember when Reed, wait, reed, is that you?!?!. Your the only one I could imagine on a CEDU hate website?
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Oh Kewwy. No Brett, your not on my support. Thats it, your off my Kevin list, etc.
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On 2004-07-19 10:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
"devon sounds better than devin... devin is just some hick shit."
It was Devin because when the retard was adopted, his name was Kevin, but his family had all D's, so they changed his name to Devin for some reason. I was always surprised buy the Proximity of Devin to Devil. Anyway, I lived in his dorm when I first moved in, and it was awful and hilarious. Anyway, who brought up the subject of Devin, this is MG, not Maria Guitirrez.
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MG? I can't recall an MG... His first dorm? Jeez, I can't remember back that far...
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Max Goodwin, its Max Goodwin. If I am huunted down by some serial killer I am gonna be pissed.
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I remember when Reed and I made tea out of the crappy Lemonade in the DH and veggie prep water. I remember when Clay Whittaker, Nico, Devon- not Devin, and I, reenacted the Revoloutionary War with Snow Balls. That sounds really stupid in retrospect, but it was fun as hell back then. That's kind of sad, come to think of it.
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GOOD memories???? You must be stoned dude.
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remember when you had to escort some screwed up kid who ends up in your dorm cutting a slit in their arm with a broken light bulb? Yeh, those are great memories!!!
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Good memories... Good memories... Wake up, go to "school" (what's the capital of the United States? Very good. You pass the 11th grade), get screamed at in Raps, sit on your bed in the dorm and listen to staff restrain the kid who refuses to wash himself, go to activities at night and play tag and red light, green light (you're in high school, remember), go to the dorms and watch some kid steal all of your stuff ("I didn't steal anything!" "Mike, I saw you put it in your fucking pocket" "SWEAR ARGREEMENT! 2 Hours of work assignments!") and then go to sleep listening to a fat Welsh kid beating his meat 3 feet from you. Good times.
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My good memories were almost entirely about relationships with other people. Everything we did was community. Painting posters for our friends and competing with other teams to have the coolest poster. Or smooshing with some hot chick. But some good meories come out of the bad too- I would go as far as to call it a good memory when I got in little screaming battles with staff in raps. PS Kid from MPLS whats your name? I knew a kid from Minnesota I think
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im not really positive i wanna say my name but i was there 2001-2003, i knew a few kids from minneapolis while i was there, matter a fact about 4 or 5..it was pretty cool.
yeah there were plenty of good memories that id have to recall myself, seek with mike van dyken was cool, he was an alright guy im glad he turned into a maintenance man i alwasy knew he was smarter than that...although he was a dick all the time "MIIIKE VAN DYYYYKEN YOUR TIME HAS COOOOOOOME" haha that was funny shit some kid screamed out of his dorm when mike busted him out...good times seek was, and as well as other things.
Going bee hunting and fucking with bee-hives was always fun there were soooo many.
i was pretty good at seperating good times from bad times so when i thinkof CEDU i think of fun stuff like that as well as all the underground shit that myself and others did, that was some covert shit i'll never forget..
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i liked smoking weed at my boarding school than "giving back" to the school and doing doing last lights and playing music...stoned...some of my favorite times, oh and meal times...gotta love the stoned buffet everyday! i never knew the food was truly that good, mmmmm delicious.
oh it was at BCA for all you staff who "monitor" this site and you should get some hair on your nuts and get a name and post...oh wait CEDU/BROWN/LaTresa has you by the balls!!!..or wait is it "popping off?" or is it "out of agreement?" or wait maybe your just mindfucked and cant comprehend that were real people posting real stuff thats happened at those schools that give you your paychecks, haha its only a matter of time before those stop getting stamped and addressed.
weve almost secured the noose on the neck and your about to be hanged..oh! sorta like what you made that boy at RMA do..(R.I.P) its not funny, you need to stop the bullshit at those programs before someone else is driven into severe depression from the abuse, FUCK!
im posting anonymous for a reason so if anyone bitches or disregards this FUCK OFF
P.S. thanks for teaching me how to vent staff and team leaders!!!
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Getting stoned is for idiots and you will quickly watch your generation pass you by. Stop making CEDU right and get your lame ass act together.
On 2004-08-12 23:13:00, oh shizzle son wrote:
"i liked smoking weed at my boarding school than "giving back" to the school and doing doing last lights and playing music...stoned...some of my favorite times, oh and meal times...gotta love the stoned buffet everyday! i never knew the food was truly that good, mmmmm delicious.
oh it was at BCA for all you staff who "monitor" this site and you should get some hair on your nuts and get a name and post...oh wait CEDU/BROWN/LaTresa has you by the balls!!!..or wait is it "popping off?" or is it "out of agreement?" or wait maybe your just mindfucked and cant comprehend that were real people posting real stuff thats happened at those schools that give you your paychecks, haha its only a matter of time before those stop getting stamped and addressed.
weve almost secured the noose on the neck and your about to be hanged..oh! sorta like what you made that boy at RMA do..(R.I.P) its not funny, you need to stop the bullshit at those programs before someone else is driven into severe depression from the abuse, FUCK!
im posting anonymous for a reason so if anyone bitches or disregards this FUCK OFF
P.S. thanks for teaching me how to vent staff and team leaders!!!"
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can you please explain that to me Mr. Anonymous?
umm, well see at CEDU i had a wnt in for drug addiction and substance abuse, wel only to find out there is no treatment for that! so the best i could do was get some bud and continue getting high.
What else was i supposed to do? i mean i wasnt offered the right help for why i was there nothings going to change...and you know things do change and my act isnt lame. ive been sober for over a year and im a part time DJ at a radio station and ive entered DJ competitions and im in school...finally.
So i dunno what you have to say to that other than you kinda stuck a foot in your mouth, i was just speaking of my experience and well i truly enjoyed getting high there...because i was so used to it from home it was all natural to me.
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BCA must have been a cakewalk if you could manage getting stoned there.
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umm its not that hard, i managed to just make it normal, hell it made raps a hole lot entertaining
how ouwld it have anything to do with the school being a cakewalk? as long as you dont let it minimize your intelligence, its not hard to get away with things at CEDU as along as you just did it right, im sure when you got in trouble there it was for something pretty dumb and petty because that all the staff care about, walking off paths, spitting, and swearing.
They never expect such big things to be done there, thats why it was so easy to get away with!
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well, at RS we were not close to any town so we didn't have access... Also, when I went there it was so tightly controlled with older students spying and bullying that there were few major infractions, none of them drugs or drinking. (Only when some kids split.) There may have been one or two sexual escapades but that was never confirmed to us, the students.Staff dealt with it.
I mean, people would know if any of us were stoned.
I don't remember any successful underground. But maybe there was in the boys' sector. Definitely not in the girls' section.
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I got one good memory. I was at RS and they used to make you do the wood chain hauling wood and handing it off to the next person. The next person for me was this new girl who had these huge tits. Whenever I'd hand off that wood I got to rub those puppies.
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i remember rapin people at poker and taking all there student store. and um brewing alcohol... and shit
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Good memories of CEDU for me would be when they drove us off campus for rock climbing or the time they took my peer group to the mountains for 3 days after our Children's profeet. I loved seeing the clouds form below the dining hall. I loved the friendships I found. But none of it outweighed the shit of the school and thankfully I finally escaped the insanity after my 3rd run away attempt.
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I wasw in LIFE and I remember trips to ADVENTURE ISLAND and BUSCH GARDENS when on 4th and 5th phase. But some of my best memories were going Christmas Caroling when we were on our 6 month follow up.
We'd dress for winter (even though it was FLorida WARM), take out candles and go to neighborhoods and sing Christmas carols. It was awesome, and everyone loved it.
We also had a few great camping and canoe trips down the Peace River. Great memories.
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On 2004-07-19 00:32:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Oh, it was. Also, there was a kid named Devin ("IT'S NOT DEV-ON!) Schnering. He was partially retarded and would sit on his bed all day, refusing to move, saying "I'm havin' SEX wif mah piwwow. HE HE HE HE" all day long. Anyone who attended CMS in the early 2000's can attest that this happened, without exaggeration. His voice was an amolgamation of a duck and his Jew-from-Chicago roots. To cap it off, he looked like Beavis from Beavis & Butthead, with insane eyes and very dirty clothes. A punishment at CMS was to sit in the raquetball courts for up to 18 hours at a time (CHILD ABUSE ALERT). He would strip and urinate on the staff supervising him. He was eventually sedated, but continued his activities. He crapped his pants and rubbed it all over a kid bed, and he promptly hit him with a chair in his face. Schnering was bleeding from the mouth, staring out into space with a crazy look in his eyes, and screamed at the top of his lungs in a soprano tone for up to 30 seconds. He then got up, took his pants off, and, with blood streaming down his face, yelled "BAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSS! YOU ARE ON BANS WIF ME ASSHOW!". He hit the other kid with a belt, a staff came in and restrained him, and we never saw him again after that night. This was only 2 or so days. He was there for over a year. There are MANY other stories about Devin ("IT AIN'T DE-VON, YOU SUCK COCK... ASSHOW!") Schnering. The Middle School had multiple kids like this... it was so awful. But also, incredibly frickin' funny, as long as the crapping-on-the-bed didn't end up on your blanket."
Now I know this is really sad for some reason.
However, I can't refrain from gigglin' mah motherfucking ass off.
We had a kid who refused to talk. I wanna know where he is. I think he was a genius and they had the gall to tell him for 400 someodd raps (I suspect his parents were loaded, because he pulled off passive resistance there, and is worse for it I'm sure- kay-kay are you near?) that he was retarded. It was soo fucked up. He was in PG29 maybe 30 and got dropped. SPEAK OUT! Man that was wrong, wherever you people are.
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i remeber schner bear, he was funny, i was his friend in the bengiong but then he just pissed me off, for those who remember maria gutierez(june2001) he used to always say, "i'm widin mawia", and i was there when he caused the acident to Richard Carlson, the cooloest staff ever, and he had to quit , but yeah shcner bear was a fucked uo bunnie :wstupid:
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