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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Father Cassian Newton on April 11, 2004, 02:27:00 PM

Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Father Cassian Newton on April 11, 2004, 02:27:00 PM
I wanted to take some time to help you godless druggies reflect on the true meaning of Easter--getting Straight.  As Our Lord said in Phillipians 9:17, "Only the STRAIGHT and upright shall recieve My blessing", and again in Galatians 3:22 He reminds us, "He that groups together and follows My steps is called wise by the angels".  This is evidence from the WORD OF GOD that I was ordained by Him to shepherd you through the valley of druggie temptation by directing Straight, Inc.  Only by working the Steps in the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0 will you be following the will of God.  He has revealed to me His plans for you, and those plans include graduating from Straight, Inc. v2.0!  It's Straight to Heaven or straight to Hell, Druggie!  What's it going to be?
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2004, 11:22:00 PM
Asshole.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2004, 11:30:00 PM
Druggie ingrate.  :wave:
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2004, 11:49:00 PM
I think you have very serious issues.  Since I am a Dr., allow me to point a few things out for you.  

First, the fact that you continue to "impersonate" your abusers and disguise your pain by mocking them shows obvious borderline personality traits.  Also, since we all know who you are, it is fair to say by observing your numerous posts that you have poor impulse control, as well as major OCD traits.

My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.

Good luck my sick friend.    :wave:
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Antigen on April 11, 2004, 11:54:00 PM
Really? I just think it's some damned funny satire. More than a few regulars to these fora have confessed to laughing so hard they spouted coffee through their noses when they first caught onto Dr. Newton's jokes.

Innocence implies the ability to restrain from the initiation of aggression, and to question those who don't.
Sorin Cucerai

Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Father Cassian Newton on April 11, 2004, 11:58:00 PM
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On 2004-04-11 20:49:00, Anonymous wrote:


My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.



Good luck my sick friend.    :wave: "


Typical druggie banter--"Drugs are the answer!"  I'll have you know that the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0 is a DRUG FREE Program.  Don't try to push pills on MY Group, Druggie!  Love ya!
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2004, 12:03:00 AM
What is going on in your life that you have time for this load of shit?

The dolphin post that (by the way so dull I couldn't get past the first paragraph) must have taken a good few to type.  This is where your OCD is messing up the quality time in your life.  

You can't see the forest for the trees my friend.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Father Cassian Newton on April 12, 2004, 12:14:00 AM
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On 2004-04-11 21:03:00, Anonymous wrote:

"What is going on in your life that you have time for this load of shit?

I've dedicated my life to getting druggie cretins Straight, unlike you, you medication dispensing, government-sanctioned drug dealer.




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The dolphin post that (by the way so dull I couldn't get past the first paragraph) must have taken a good few to type.  This is where your OCD is messing up the quality time in your life.

I'm sharing with the druggies quality ways in which they can spend their leisure time, and letting them get to know a little bit about me, again unlike you, who hides behind his anonymity (still twisting your program, eh, Druggie?)  



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You can't see the forest for the trees my friend."


Until you Seven Step from the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0, you are no friend of mine.  Love ya!  Have a seat.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2004, 12:17:00 AM
Stop your Straight like lingo.

Subscribe to a good joke site and get new material.

Take your meds.

You are really fucked in the head, and Straight had nothing to do with it.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Father Cassian Newton on April 12, 2004, 12:35:00 AM
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On 2004-04-11 21:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Stop your Straight like lingo.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, Druggie? Maybe you'd like me to use druggie slang, is that it?

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Take your meds.

There you go again with your druggie attitude--"Drugs are the answer".  Just how much do you receive in kickbacks from pharmaceutical companies, you old croaker?  Seems like you want to enable all the druggies to get high instead of facing their drug problems. And you call yourself a doctor.  Physician, heal thyself!


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I am really fucked in the head, and Straight had nothing to do with it."


Finally you are making some sense!  I get so sick of you druggie ingrates blaming your problems on Straight!
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Opiod_Morphina on April 12, 2004, 11:16:00 AM
What you gonna do? Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn, you know there's no return
Take your written rules, you join the other fools
Turn to something new, now it's killing you

First it was the bomb, Vietnam napalm
Disillusioning, you push the needle in
From life you escape, reality's that way
Colours in your mind satisfy your time

Oh you, you know you must be blind
To do something like this
To take the sleep that you don't know
You're giving Death a kiss,
Oh, little fool now

Your mind is full of pleasure
Your body's looking ill
To you it's shallow leisure
So drop the acid pill, don't stop to think now

You're having a good time baby
But that won't last
Your mind's all full of things
You're living too fast
go out enjoy yourself
Don't bottle it in
You need someone to help you
To stick the needle in, yeah

Now you know the scene, your skin starts turning green
Your eyes no longer seeing life's reality
Push the needle in, face death's sickly grin
Holes are in your skin, caused by deadly pin

Head starts spinning 'round, you fall down to the ground
Feel your body heave, Death's hands starts to weave
It's too late to turn, you don't want to learn
Price of life you cry, now you're gonna die!
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 12, 2004, 11:21:00 AM
Sabbath for the Easter thread--Me like! :smokin:  :skull:
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2004, 02:41:00 AM
This goes out to Father so and so. You really need to get some help. If you have anything to do with Straights you should turn in your cross and don't try to help anyone but yourself for getting involved with such a piece of shit cult.
Amen

God does not live this way. Please wake up and learn  your profession.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Triumvirate on April 29, 2004, 05:55:00 PM
Do you not realize that thats someone using that name as a joke?

Apparantly irony and sarcasm are lost on some, the unintelligent.
Get a motherfucking grip....
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: smack on April 29, 2004, 07:01:00 PM
yeah fuck you newton, fuck you sembler. you stupid jew bitches.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on December 01, 2004, 06:15:00 AM
I don't give a rat's ass about your God!!

Black Sabbath is IT!!

so push the needle in..
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Scarstruck on December 02, 2004, 08:55:00 AM
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On 2004-04-11 20:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I think you have very serious issues.  Since I am a Dr., allow me to point a few things out for you.  



First, the fact that you continue to "impersonate" your abusers and disguise your pain by mocking them shows obvious borderline personality traits.  Also, since we all know who you are, it is fair to say by observing your numerous posts that you have poor impulse control, as well as major OCD traits.



My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.



Good luck my sick friend.    :wave: "


I think its fucking hilarious and anything that makes me snicker is good. So sayeth me.
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Scarstruck on December 02, 2004, 08:57:00 AM
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On 2004-12-01 03:15:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I don't give a rat's ass about your God!!



Black Sabbath is IT!!



so push the needle in.."


Im god when Im raging on speed and my cock is out of my pants.....fear me bitches
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 11:33:00 AM
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On 2004-04-11 11:27:00, Father Cassian Newton wrote:

"I wanted to take some time to help you godless druggies reflect on the true meaning of Easter--getting Straight.  As Our Lord said in Phillipians 9:17, "Only the STRAIGHT and upright shall recieve My blessing", and again in Galatians 3:22 He reminds us, "He that groups together and follows My steps is called wise by the angels".  This is evidence from the WORD OF GOD that I was ordained by Him to shepherd you through the valley of druggie temptation by directing Straight, Inc.  Only by working the Steps in the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc. v2.0 will you be following the will of God.  He has revealed to me His plans for you, and those plans include graduating from Straight, Inc. v2.0!  It's Straight to Heaven or straight to Hell, Druggie!  What's it going to be?"


 ::bump::
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: ` on March 27, 2005, 11:52:00 AM
[ This Message was edited by: ;) on 2005-06-04 07:39 ]
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 11:55:00 AM
Interesting quiz.


http://www.ffrf.org/quiz/bquiz.php (http://www.ffrf.org/quiz/bquiz.php)
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 12:08:00 PM
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 12:12:00 PM
Three blondes went to Heaven on the same day and showed up at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked them over and said, "Well, before you can enter the gates you have to answer one simple question, to show you know something about why you're here."

The first blonde stepped up to the gates, and St. Peter said, "Now, explain to me, what is Easter?" The woman replied, "Oh, that's easy. That's the holiday in November, when everybody gets together to give thanks, and eats turkey, and..."

"Wrong," replied St. Peter, "You'll have to wait." He turned to the second blonde and said, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replied, "I know, Easter is about Jesus. In December, when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate His birthday."

St. Peter shook his head in disgust at the second woman and sighed. He turned to the third blonde and said, "You look a little smarter than the other two... Now, WHAT IS EASTER?"

The third blonde smiled and said, "I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that takes place in the spring. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper, and He was deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. Then the Romans took Him to be crucified and stabbed Him in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and crucified Him. He died, and was buried in a cave sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiled and nodded.

The blonde continued, "And every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees His shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."
St. Peter fainted...
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: ` on March 27, 2005, 12:16:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: ;) on 2005-06-04 07:38 ]
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 12:21:00 PM
Easter humor.  WARNING: May be offensive to some Christians.

http://www.liberator.net/humor/Jesus/Jesusjokes.html (http://www.liberator.net/humor/Jesus/Jesusjokes.html)
Title: Happy Easter Druggies
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
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On 2004-04-11 20:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I think you have very serious issues.  Since I am a Dr., allow me to point a few things out for you.  



First, the fact that you continue to "impersonate" your abusers and disguise your pain by mocking them shows obvious borderline personality traits.  Also, since we all know who you are, it is fair to say by observing your numerous posts that you have poor impulse control, as well as major OCD traits.



My suggestion is intense psychtherapy along with a good SSRI, such as prozac.



Good luck my sick friend.    :wave: "



Borderline personality is just  used as a dumping ground for persons society does not like and is not able to diagnose them with some other sickness from the DSM IV.