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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 01, 2004, 09:26:00 AM

Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2004, 09:26:00 AM
Does anyone remember the official Straight stance on homosexuality? I remember we had several clients through my tenure that were openly homosexual. But I also think I remember how the underlying message was that this was sexually deviant behavior fueled by drug abuse leading to our decent to our deaths.

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Notsoanonymous
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Froderik on April 01, 2004, 09:53:00 AM
Yeah, you got it.
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on April 02, 2004, 11:33:00 PM
Homosexuality is merely a symptom of the underlying disease of drug use.  It probably begins with smoking pot and the druggie getting comfortable with placing his lips on a phallic object, such as a pipe.  Sooner or later, the druggie's chemically twisted mind leads the druggie to enjoy deviant perversions of the sort that I won't go into here.  It is a perversion caused chiefly by drugs and exposure to the permissive, "anything goes" attitude so prevelant in the druggie culture.  After first experimenting with drugs, the addict may become overwhelmed by the desire to have a large object inserted into his rectum.  This, combined with the jail sentences that are an inevitable part of every druggie's experience, can lead to unnatural affections that help feed the cycle of drugs and depravity.  A lot of homos are created by jacking off, too.  None of this kind of behavior was tolerated at Straight, and the clients that were openly homosexual were merely giving in to their twisted, sodomite notions that being a queer is what they were born to do.  If only they could stick with the program, they would find that the Steps would cure them of all weird, disgusting homosexual desires.  I never understood the appeal of homosexuality to these druggie losers, particularly when there were so many attractive females at Straight, like Alice Rollins, Helen Peterman, and my own lovely Ruth Ann.  How could a druggie guy fall prey to the sinful gay lifestyle knowing that he would miss out on a potential relationship with a Straight female like them?  Truly baffling.  One thing is for certain, though, and that is that we can cure homosexuality and any other type of depraved druggie thinking at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0!
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2004, 11:43:00 PM
Look, asshole, just because you can't keep your mouth off of somebody's dick when you get high doesn't mean we're all latent homosexuals.

Talk about projecting!  :lol:
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on April 02, 2004, 11:47:00 PM
Statistics have shown that 98% of male and 83% of female drug users have a homosexual encounter within thirty days of trying marijuana.  The 2% of males that don't are probably impotent from using the drug.  As far as my latent homosexuality goes, you were supposed to keep that quiet--I kept my end of the deal and gave you T& R when you swallowed, and that should have been enough.
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2004, 11:54:00 PM
You amuse me immensely with your v2.0

Oh YEAH, BAY-BEE!
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
And the statistics! I love it!
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on April 03, 2004, 12:03:00 AM
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On 2004-04-02 20:54:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You amuse me immensely with your v2.0



Oh YEAH, BAY-BEE!"


We'll see how amused you are when the van comes to pick you up and take you away to the new, improved all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0!  You'll really be in for some entertainment there, I assure you. Oh yeah--lay off the druggie slang.  There's no way you are going to get Straight with all that druggie lingo cluttering up your mind.  But don't worry--the Steps will help you get over these defective thought patterns of yours. Love ya!
Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 11:19:00 PM
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Title: anyone remember?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 11:41:00 PM
"Homosexuality is a drug fueled abomination"
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