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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on April 01, 2004, 03:12:00 AM

Title: MILLER NEWTON DEAD AT AGE 68
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2004, 03:12:00 AM
April Fools! :wave:
Title: MILLER NEWTON DEAD AT AGE 68
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2004, 07:57:00 AM
DAMN!! you got me.
Title: MILLER NEWTON DEAD AT AGE 68
Post by: whiterabbit on April 01, 2004, 09:54:00 PM
and I was so hopeful :lol:

Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic
for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster, and what has
happened once in 6000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to
the Constitution, for if the American Constitution should fail,
there will be anarchy throughout the world.

Daniel Webster

Title: MILLER NEWTON DEAD AT AGE 68
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on April 01, 2004, 11:18:00 PM
No such luck, druggies. I'm still alive and kicking, getting ready to open up the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0! We'll see how funny your little pranks about me dying are when you are sitting in a blue chair!