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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Marina on March 31, 2004, 08:49:00 PM
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I understand that you guys wanna goof around a bit, I'm totally fine with that. But this is getting really stupid. It would be nicer If we only made a joke when it's funny.
::bangin::
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take it easy there jerky
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dont you have a sense of huma, that hurt me, made me vewwwy scared
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Don't you be so troublesome towaiwdz me...
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Just more American humor Marina. Not enough people post here to keep it lively, so we have to pick up the slack and amuse ourselves. For kids with ADD, that's a challenge.
My advice is to go buy all the Jerky Boys albums.
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Peter, did you laugh when the new resident was bringing "The Joke" as his or her MMR? I didn't. It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny when I was standing in front of the house either. By the way, I was surprised when there were people laughing at the stupidest jokes I was telling the house. The only reason I was standing there is because I was forced to, as you all know.
I'm not much of a fan of the American commercial comedies, but I still laugh when I watch an episode of Friends, South Park, the Simpsons or whatever. I recently watched "How to lose a man in 10 days". Hillarious! I laugh when I read a play written by Christopher Durang. Maybe my honesty can be taken as something offensive, believe me, it's nothing personal, but I only laugh at something when I think it's funny.
Hey, Mr Sol Rosenberg, don't take it personally ok?
Peace!
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LOL, Marina, you should download some stuff by the Jerky Boys. It's not the same written out.
And yes, I sat through some very bad MMRs.
"Sol Rosenberg" is a couple people on here actually. As is Frank Rizzo and Jack Tors.
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ever hear the phrase "guess you had to be there" not everything is about you marina
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This is sol's mother calling....i want all you boys and girls to stop making fun of my solomon. he is a good boy and is very good to his mother. i buy him shoelaces because the other boys at that schul i sent him to, you know, the one in maine thats run by not-nice-goyum,well, they steal them. i dont know what they could be doing with my solly's shoelaces, but i am sure it hurts his feelings to have them just taken like that. how would you feel if boys took your shoelaces? i bet it would hurt you and make you sad and want to come home for a bowl of borscht with warm sourcream floating on top and some nice ritz crackers. that would make all you boys feel better and maybe if you felt better you would stop this stealing of shoelaces. its not nice.
and another thing, why cant that schul allow my sol to wear his yarlmuka?and why, on a shabbas eve, my sol can't even light one candle for his dear beloved bubbe, who passed-on last purim. you boys would have loved sol's bubbe. she liked indians, too. so much, that she bought our little solly some nice cowboy & indian wallpaper...and every time sol would leave his room he would make these little circles and dance and sing: hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh....and sometimes his friend and classmate, kenny would beat a drum. it was something, i tell you!
So, boys..please, do this for an old lady...be nice to sol and his friend...that italian boy...frankie. yeah, frankie rizzo...he has a very big ratchet and he will bonk anyone who is not nice to my solly.
do we understand each other?
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Dis is TARBASH THE EGYPTIAN MAGICIAN! I WORK WITH ONE... COBRA! IT BITE MY EYE... AAAAGGGHHHH!! I'M IN TOO MUCH PAIN. I PLAY MY INSTRUMENT FOR IT... doo doo doo doo doo... AAAAGGHHHH AND IT BITE ME!! I CANNOT SEE WHEN I DRIVE CAB!!
I PRAY TO ALLAH SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
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"ever hear the phrase "guess you had to be there" not everything is about you marina".
So what? I still have the right to voice my opinion.
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ok then, try this..."no one cares whether you apprecuiate american humor or not. it for americans, not you, so your opinions are meaningless"
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ugh.
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I didn't say I dislike "American humor"dude, I said YOUR jokes aren't funny, got it?
::puke::
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By the way... just the way you worded you last message. Sounds like you have a lot of prejudice in your heart. What's up with "It's for Americans, not you"??? Does it make any difference? The good American humor is very much appreciated throghout the world, we still don't laugh at YOUR jokes.
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LISTEN SISTER... and i AM a sister....
YOU said you didnt care for 'commercial american humor'. i suggest you try to remember what you have previously said, before you go spouting. you have painted your ass into a corner on this one.
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Everybody calm down. We don't need any more fighting on this board. We've had enough.
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There's a huge difference between American COMERCIAL humor than just plain American humor. Don't generalize cause it only makes you look stupid. As If for the prejudice comments, it makes me sick. Your country is a rather international nation, so don't you dare exclude the "non-americans", that's just wrong.
As a matter of fact, I still don't think YOUR jokes are funny.
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Just to clarify any doubts about my integrity, here it is:
"I'm not much of a fan of the American commercial comedies, but I still laugh when I watch an episode of Friends, South Park, the Simpsons or whatever".
This is what I said. I didn't criticize "AMERICAN HUMOR", it's pretty obvious. The only refference I've made regarding the American COMMERCIAL humor, is that I'm not much of a fan. Now tell me If that gives you the right to discriminate against me for not being American? I don't understand why this has been getting so political, but I'll tell one thing:
Just like most of you, I've been through Elan. I've been posting in this site for quite a while now and I dedicate much of my time and effort to this and If YOU think my opinion is "meaningless", too bad for you. Other people tend to disagree, so, I guess this is just your opinion AFTER I told you that your jokes weren't funny. If you got your feelings hurt, why don't you say it so, versus attacking me with ignorant prejudice comments?
The only reason why I criticized your jokes is because they are all over the site and they are repetitive and it defeats the entire purpouse of the forum, which is to discuss Elan related issues and getting in touch with old friends. I guess It's OK to joke around a bit, but it was getting out of hand, so I reacted. I even told you not to take it personally, didn't I?
I'm sorry it's gotten to that point. This has nothing to do with being American or not, I see no reason why one's opinion should be more valuable than the other just because of his or her nationality. It's stupid to argue over it or to make a stupid comment with the means of offending others.
It's all I wanted to say.
Peace!
Marina
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Marina admit it,you know nothing of Jerky.You fear what you do not understand.You bitter bitter hag
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Oops, that was me.
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What difference does it make?
Am I feeding a troll? Guess I am. Grow up, dude...
::troll::
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On 2004-04-02 07:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Marina admit it,you know nothing of Jerky.You fear what you do not understand.You bitter bitter hag"
The Jerky Boys are great. But let's create a welcoming atmosphere here. I don't mean, join hands and sing that fucking Kumbaya song or anything, but just cool it.
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Now, THAT's funny!
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yes
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this is Kisstle, when are u guys come and fix my roof, the water is all ova da place heeere
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Hey Kissel, why dont you have your boyservant Pico do it. That's why you adopted the little Mexican kid while he was picking daisies, right?
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get back to work before i trooow u a beatin'!!!!!!!!!!
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oh the kumbaya, my favoowwwit song at the campfiirrreee, oh how i love to sing that and my Torah blessings, one time i sang the Kumbaya so loud, my broda beat the piss out of me, then he called me sizzlechest, it huurrt me vewwy badwy
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girlfriend, i have no idea what you're honky -ass is talkiing about. i didnt tell no jokes.i guess you cant read too good. i may be black and on welfare but, i can read.
you just dont know shit. so shut up.
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Congratulations on being able to read, but just don't call me "girlfriend", OK?