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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Drugdolph Hitroll on March 28, 2004, 09:57:00 PM
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Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:
Apparently there has been a deficiency in the level of compliance regarding RTP2003's suggestion that all former Straight Staff with an unrepentent attitude do the honorable thing and "terminate" themselves from the Program of Life. Therefore, I shall take this opportunity to announce the opening of Straightschwitz, a facility designed to hastily remedy the aforementioned situation.
The Straightshwitz Stalag will soon be operational. All unrepentent former Staff shall be rounded up and detained there until the Tribunal consisting of RTP2003, Reagan Youth, The Butcher, and a select few other trusted Survivors, to be named later, can determine, in each individual basis, exactly what action should be taken in order to rid the world of the Unrepentent Staff menace and ensure proper disposition of such individuals. This will begin as soon as is feasable.
It would be presumptive to comment at this time on what the outcome will be for most of the individuals so detained, but, off the record, now would be a good time to invest in Zyklon B, lampshade, and soap futures.
Misbehaveren uber Alles![ This Message was edited by: Drugdolph Hitler on 2004-03-28 19:14 ]
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I'm with you Drugdolph. If you need any assistance carrying out the Final Solution, I would be more than happy to help. :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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Drugdolph, I await with axe in hand... :grin:
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I only wish you were serious. Can we find a building for starters ???
That shit isn't funny. You shouldn't joke about shit like that unless you seriously intend to do it. Its just not funny and I dont see how you can find it funny unless you are SO bored that you don't even consider what you are saying but you come here b/c you are SO bored.
I don't really think you were serious. It would be Very good if you were.
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Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:
First, I would like to announce that the name of the concentration camp for unrepentent ex-Staff members will be henceforth known as "Staffschwitz" to better reflect the mission it was designed for.
Secondly, I would like to announce the formation of the SS :skull: , (for Straight Survivors)the elite unit which will be responsible for both the apprehension of the Urepentent Staff menace and the operation of Staffschwitz. Any parties interested in applying for a position with the SS :skull: should leave a post on this thread stating the Straight location in which they were incarcerated, the dates that they were incarcerated, and a general description of why they feel they are qualified for a position with the SS :skull: . This is an elite unit and its duties are not for the sqeamish or faint of heart.
Heute, Fornits--Morgen, die Welt!
Misbehaveren uber Alles!
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Tracking devices are in place.
"Tonights the night we got the truck"
"It's a late late shift noone to fear, lets ride"
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prog report please
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L.I.F.E. Program (Life Is For Everyone),Osprey,Sarasota County Florida
From MM x,DD x,YY 19xx
I think I should be a witness to any sentences carried out to ensure accuracy in reporting such incidents to The Public at large.
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On 2004-03-28 18:57:00, Drugdolph Hitroll wrote:
"Mein Fellow Straightstalag Survivoren:
Apparently there has been a deficiency in the level of compliance regarding RTP2003's suggestion that all former Straight Staff with an unrepentent attitude do the honorable thing and "terminate" themselves from the Program of Life. Therefore, I shall take this opportunity to announce the opening of Straightschwitz, a facility designed to hastily remedy the aforementioned situation.
The Straightshwitz Stalag will soon be operational. All unrepentent former Staff shall be rounded up and detained there until the Tribunal consisting of RTP2003, Reagan Youth, The Butcher, and a select few other trusted Survivors, to be named later, can determine, in each individual basis, exactly what action should be taken in order to rid the world of the Unrepentent Staff menace and ensure proper disposition of such individuals. This will begin as soon as is feasable.
It would be presumptive to comment at this time on what the outcome will be for most of the individuals so detained, but, off the record, now would be a good time to invest in Zyklon B, lampshade, and soap futures.
Misbehaveren uber Alles![ This Message was edited by: Drugdolph Hitler on 2004-03-28 19:14 ]"
How did I miss this little gem? :rofl: :rofl:
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I dunno, but there's a clue up there. Maybe Brian thought we were trying to trick him into actually doing something violent? That would sure explain it. Hell, that would piss me off to NO end.
If that's the case, no, nobody was trying to do that. It was just dark humor.Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.
--Sigmund Freud, Austrian-born psychologist
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anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?
that's what i thought.
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On 2005-05-24 13:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
"anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?
that's what i thought."
It's called satire, humor. Never mind. You wouldn't understand. :wave:
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On 2005-05-24 13:53:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-05-24 13:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
"anyone got a prog report or is this a lot of hot air?
that's what i thought."
It's called satire, humor. Never mind. You wouldn't understand. :wave: "
oh i get it, satire. i've never seen satire on this forum before. nor have i ever participated in it.
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shit I believe that. Lighten up a little, will ya? You'll live longer. :grin:
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The ovens are in place....We are still working out a deal on barbed wire though..
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well this is a regular old uncle henry's swap meet. i'll trade you some barbed wire for the right to hand-pick a certain number of prisoners. this better be for real.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Got a killer of a deal on barbed wire..electrified at that.
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Are we ready to collect prisoners yet?
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Start collecting. I have 2 hog tied and gaged. I'm going to rent them to Kilo. He plans to pimp them out to homosexual demonds. :lol:
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Who is Kilo?
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::makes alittle song up and does a funny dance to it::
Kill their family
Slit their throat
Rape their Wifes
Kick their dog
Burn their house to the ground!!!
and take way their lives!
(to be sung to a childs song, something light and happy sounding.)
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http://www.autistics.org/isnt/dsn-staff.html (http://www.autistics.org/isnt/dsn-staff.html)
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Since we will be conducting "mind-control experiments" as part of the operations, we ought to see about getting some government funding. It shouldn't be too hard to get the human subjects protocols waived, that's just a token rule to placate the rabid "justice and human rights" crowd. And, after the Intake Room, our prisoners will sign on the dotted line for anything...
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:nworthy:
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Funny.
You have 'survivors' talking about killing the people that they say 'abused' them.
They laugh at such witty comments as: 'Zyklon B' , 'Lampshades' and 'Soap'
Make up witty acronyms such as 'SS', and 'Stalag' to discuss what they intend to do.
Make glib comments about getting the ovens ready.
Survivors making light of other atrocities and other survivors, for some carthartic release.
Humour is a personal thing, but it's not funny and is incredible bad taste to be so jaded that you can make fun of other atrocities and monsters to salve your own wounds. Find other jokes to express your rage and vent your spleen.
Anonymous.
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I believe straight, or seed, maybe not the other programs, but these two indeed have the right to laugh and play at this, because they were treated just like prisioners of war in korea or vietnam, I hold them up just as high as I hold up a service man that was in a death camp. But guess what, they were not in korea or Vietnam, they were in their own home, so indeed, let them joke about killing these people, hell let them do it. I would.
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On 2005-06-30 04:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Funny.
You have 'survivors' talking about killing the people that they say 'abused' them.
They laugh at such witty comments as: 'Zyklon B' , 'Lampshades' and 'Soap'
Make up witty acronyms such as 'SS', and 'Stalag' to discuss what they intend to do.
Make glib comments about getting the ovens ready.
Survivors making light of other atrocities and other survivors, for some carthartic release.
Humour is a personal thing, but it's not funny and is incredible bad taste to be so jaded that you can make fun of other atrocities and monsters to salve your own wounds. Find other jokes to express your rage and vent your spleen.
Anonymous."
fuck you
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So...
'Fuck you'
No. You wish. Next? If that's the extent of your ability to reply, I wonder why you bothered.
As to the right of 'victims' being able to make fun of other monsters and 'victims' No. Sorry. Don't follow your logic.
You suggest they've earned the right because they've suffered, so therefore they can make others suffer because they suffered, and so on and so on.
*ahem* that's not only ridiculous, it's nonsensical.
All through the forum I've seen people speak again and again about how others have abused them, and denied them their rights, because they wanted to. Spoke about how it's wrong, and people should take a stand and not tolerate that. (Guess who said that 'Overlord') :smile:
BUT... As long as it's SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO, it seems that suddenly everyone's quiet about it, and it's all in humour. Well, sorry. It's not funny. The humour is in bad taste, and harkens back to a time in history when such jokes were cruel events that could scarcely be believed, still... They happened.
Now, glibly everyone's making fun of it, as if it was nothing, and of course they have the right to do so, because others abused them. They've suffered, so therefore it's ok.
It's not. And to be entirely honest, NO ONE has that right. Not you. Not me. Not victims. Not anyone at all. The least we could do, is to honour the memories of those who suffered and hope to Hell such things never take place again. Making jokes about it TRIVIALISES IT.
When you speak of such events, speak in hushed tones of horror, and awe. Speak of the triumph of those who survived to rebuild the homes and communities once more.
But I doubt you've heard a word I said. I doubt you understand me at all, and will no doubt seek to lecture me, pour scorn upon my post, and mock me.
I've said it before. Lack of compassion, and a lack of anything resembling a clue, only disrespect the one person in your life you should be trying to impress.
Yourself.
Anonymous.
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Hehe, I think I said that anon,, but your missing somthing, its not just that they are making fun of people for no reason, its not just they are picking up innocence and tossing them in the ovens, its that they are taking justice denyed to them, who are you to begrudge them that?
And who are you to tell the sirviors how to speak of their experiances? If it makes the feel better why cant they demonize their abusers, like the Jews did to the nazis? Why in the world can't they do this? they are the survivors, they may speak in tones of horror or humor if they wish.
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IT IS A JOKE! God damn, some people take some of this stuff way too seriously..
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LOL!!! How do you spell 'Schysm' anyways??? I agree. There is no need for anger ...this is all a great big joke. Str8 never happened, there are no unrepentant staff, rite? rite? Just kidding about the whole 'government is bad' thing. Peace be with you all and stuff.
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zeig heil!
::stab::
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On 2005-06-30 19:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
"So...
'Fuck you'
No. You wish. Next? If that's the extent of your ability to reply, I wonder why you bothered.
As to the right of 'victims' being able to make fun of other monsters and 'victims' No. Sorry. Don't follow your logic. <<>>
BIG FUCKIN' YAWN. :evil:
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I nominate Overlordd for Der Stalag Media Spokesperson. He can distract them while the rest of us work on the Master Plan.
By the way, I have two extREMEly annoying, whiney, squealing prisoners in a trailer out back. Someone dumped them with me earlier, their names are Marie and Sue. Could someone please get them the fuck out of here before I shoot them? Sorry to hand them off but I know Der Stalag is set up to deal with such noise problems...
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Sad that no one understood a word that was said.
No surprises then that the horrors of the past will be duplicated in the future, again and again.
For all the sheep out there bleating away with your comic nazi references? Stop whining that you were abused or are a survivor. What difference does it make? So, your parents, and others felt like imposing their wills upon you. So you suffered. Now you joke about it, and about others.
Your parents were clueless clowns. Come the revolution, they should be first against the wall. No blindfold, and a 21 gun salute aimed directly at them. If they shouw no remorse in the face of the firing squad? Well then shooting them is just way to easy! Where's the fun in that? Where's the revenge?
Take them to a dungeon and sodomise them over and over with sharp objects while their 'suffering' child sits and gleefully watches on.
It's the childs right after all! They suffered. Others must too. That's fair isn't it? And of course it's only fair that we start with the parents. They're the ones who started all this. Everyone else is simply part of the machine of misery that the parents sent their child to. Sure they hold some responsibility but it's really the parents fault.
Right?
All the jokes about harming those inside these centers, is just a smokescreen for what the children really want to do. Have their parents participate in the worst abuse imagineable. That'll make the child REALLY happy. Share the wealth and all that... And why should they want to harm their captors anyway? The child makes joke that oddly enough begins to sound just like the warped mindset of their captors. Maybe they did learn a thing or two after all!
Maybe it's not what Jesus would do, but Hell, no one's asking him. :razz:
All in the name of fun and hilarity right?
Anonymous.
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On 2005-06-28 07:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Who is Kilo?"
(http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/Toothfairy_TP/ef6ee29f.gif)
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Fuck I need mtv. Is that Snoop Dogg to his left?
Is anyone in proximity to that Anonymous poster who doesn't like our Nazi references? Did we use up all the soundproofing yet?
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On 2005-07-01 08:19:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Fuck I need mtv. Is that Snoop Dogg to his left?
Is anyone in proximity to that Anonymous poster who doesn't like our Nazi references? Did we use up all the soundproofing yet?"
Affirmative we are tracking him as we speak.
I think soundproofing is a bad idea..The other captives need to hear the screams so as to give them maximum attitude adjustment.
Fear is their mindkiller my friend.
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Ah, more hilarity ensues.
"Affirmative we are tracking him as we speak. "
Really?
And you're doing this how? IP address? :smile: For the record, I'm not hiding from you, your adolescent threats, or childish comments. Want my address? Or perhaps you'd like my phone number?
Wish to come on over and chat? Say hi, and talk of mice and men? I'll even set some cheese for you... :smile:
Let's get something straight shall we? Your threats, comments, and diatribes are meaningless. Completely. Why bother?
So, back to original comment. You're tracking me? No need for such arcane devices. You can't. However, if you do wish to get to know me, and find where I am, you have only to ask.
Be careful what you wish for. Be more careful what you say. You don't know me.
Anonymous.
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On 2005-07-01 18:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ah, more hilarity ensues.
"Affirmative we are tracking him as we speak. "
Really?
And you're doing this how? IP address? :smile: For the record, I'm not hiding from you, your adolescent threats, or childish comments. Want my address? Or perhaps you'd like my phone number?
Wish to come on over and chat? Say hi, and talk of mice and men? I'll even set some cheese for you... :smile:
Let's get something straight shall we? Your threats, comments, and diatribes are meaningless. Completely. Why bother?
So, back to original comment. You're tracking me? No need for such arcane devices. You can't. However, if you do wish to get to know me, and find where I am, you have only to ask.
Be careful what you wish for. Be more careful what you say. You don't know me.
Anonymous."
No sir, we will be sending "KIlo G " out to the house with his 'G Unit Posse"
They will sell crack and play loud music in your yard until you turn yourself in :rofl:
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Just curious...what cheeses do you have available?
Pepper Jack on a buck knife is my FAVORITE!
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The Unrepentant Staff menace, as outlined in their text, Protocols of the Executives of Straight, Inc., have been planning the Straightization of Amerika for some time now. Although the methods of the S :skull: S (Straight Survivors) units are harsh, it is understood that the ends, in this case, justify the means. Your squeamishness is understandable---no decent human being would want any form of contact with the Unrepentant Staff scum if it were at all avoidable. However, the brave volunteers with the S :skull: S have taken it upon themselves to once and for all eradicate the Unrepentant Staff menace, thereby beautifying the world. We salute them for this selfless effort, and wish them success in the Endeavor.
Heute, Fornits; Morgen, die Welt!!
Misbehaveren uber Alles!
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No sir, we will be sending "KIlo G " out to the house with his 'G Unit Posse"
They will sell crack and play loud music in your yard until you turn yourself in
To late! I'm surrounded by the urban sprawl menace. When people are not trying to make money by poisoning one another on nearby streets, I have deaf neighbours pumping anything from Def Leppard to 10cc into my windows day and night.
Oh, the horror.
Just curious...what cheeses do you have available?
Pepper Jack on a buck knife is my FAVORITE!
Come on over and find out. I'm a gracious host, if you're a well mannered guest.
Misbehaveren uber Alles!
Remember, the cry of the fanatic should never be far from your lips when you take to the streets.
Gott mitt uns.
That'll ensure people know you're on the side of the saints. In case they think otherwise...
Anonymous.
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On 2005-06-30 04:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
Humour is a personal thing, but it's not funny and is incredible bad taste to be so jaded that you can make fun of other atrocities and monsters to salve your own wounds.
You're welcome!
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On 2005-07-02 09:44:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-06-30 04:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
Humour is a personal thing, but it's not funny and is incredible bad taste to be so jaded that you can make fun of other atrocities and monsters to salve your own wounds.
You're welcome!"
Die Staffen!