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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 12, 2004, 01:31:00 AM
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Dr. Virgil Miller Newton III: The Straight, Inc.-Nigerian connection
Dear Sir/Madam:
I am Dr. Miller Newton currently serving as the president and chief
executive
officer of the DFAF, formerly known as the Straight Foundation, St. Petersburg, Florida, United States of America. I know this letter might
surprise you
because we have had no previous communications or business dealings
before now.
My associates have recently made claim to brainwashing techniques worth an
estimated
$1 billion U.S. dollars. I am writing to you in confidence because we
urgently
require your assistance to obtain these funds.
In the early 1950s the Chinese Communists developed
at great expense the mind control techniques used by Synanon.
Unfortunately the laws of my country prohibited them from selling these
techniques and so their valuable secrets remained privately held.
Under a
special arrangement some psychologists from the CIA Chemical and Psychological Warfare Laboratory at Vacaville, CA did add more techniques to this brainwashing system, increasing its value, but
not in
any way to dilute or disparage our full and rightful ownership of these
methods,
despite any agreement between the CIA and the
Church of Scientology, which agreement we deny and
disavow.
In the year 1983 a change of regime at Straight Inc. allowed the Drug Free America Foundation to make profits from these
methods. In
the year 1990 ownership of these techniques was transferred to the
corporation
KIDS of NJ. In the year 1993 this corporation was sold to
the
Kids Helping Kids. In the year 1994 some employees of Straight formed
the
KIDS of Bergen County, which began to distribute an
upstart
mind-control system known as "7 Stepping". In the year 1995 Synanon sold the KIDS
brainwashing techniques to the CIA. In the year 2001 occurred a separation of KHK, and the
Straight brand
name and 7 Steps were acquired by the Central Intelligence Agency and in
the following year the the Straight Foundation was renamed Drug Free America Foundation, of
which i currently serve as chief executive officer.
My associates and I of the DFAF are therefore the full and
rightful owners
of the mind control techniques known as Stepcraft. Our psychiatrists have
discovered
that no fewer than seventy (70) percent of our valuable and proprietary
mind control techniques have appeared in the upstart Elan School. As you can
plainly
see, this gives us a claim on the millions of dollars worth of valuable
druggie kids
which comprise this nation and which has been abused at great profit to
very many
business enterprises. Our legal experts have advised us that our
contribution
to these methods is worth an estimated one (1) billion U.S. dollars.
Unfortunately we are having difficulty extracting our funds from other rehabilitation facilities To this effect i have been given the mandate by my
colleagues to
contact you and ask for your assistance. We are prepared to sell you a
share in
this enterprise, which will soon be very profitable, that will grant
you the
rights to use these valuable techniques in your business enterprise.
Unfortunately we are not able at this time to set a price on these
rights.
Therefore it is our respectful suggestion, that you may be immediately
a party
to this enterprise, before others accept these lucrative terms, that
you send
us the number of a banking account where we can withdraw funds of a
suitable
amount to guarantee your participation in this enterprise. As an
alternative
you may send us the number and expiration date of your major credit
card, or
you may send to us a signed check from your banking account payable to
"Straight
Group" and with the amount left blank for us to conveniently
supply.
Kindly treat this request as very important and strictly confidential.
I
honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% legal and
risk-free.
Signed, Dr. Miller Newton
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Bump :eek:
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For those interested in participating, please PM me ASAP.
The shares are going fast, so act now!!
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This is your LAST CHANCE. If you want a share in this, you MUST ACT NOW. Don't miss out! Contact me today!
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Your a jackass if you think people beleive this posting. :wstupid:
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First of all, that's "you're" not "your."
Second of all, it would take a total jackass to believe it. :idea:
Duh, idiot. Thanks for letting us all know that it's not for real. :roll:
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BULLSHIT!!! It is for real. Pay no heed to that druggie scumbag.
Anyone interested please PM me by 3PM tomorrow, EST.
Sincerely,
Dr. Miller Newton
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Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease
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by any chance, is your aunt the ex wife of a murdered comptroller of the Nigerian National bank that wants me to hide 30 million for her and give me a huge chunk????
If so, EMAIL ME. I will gladly hand over my bank account infomation to someone so highly connected!
:silly:
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Ok you're a jackass, jackass! :wave:
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Rest assured that you will regret saying that when your ass is on thr front row of Straight, Inc. v2.0!
We'll see who's the jackass! :lol:
They'll have you wearing a donkey suit in group! You don't believe me? Just wait!
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I got an IM one night from some "woman" from "holland" (of course) and she was an "electronics dealer" that needed to collect a debt from someone in Tx and could I just please pick the check p and cash it for her?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You cant fool the fool
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On 2004-03-16 12:47:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:
"Rest assured that you will regret saying that when your ass is on thr front row of Straight, Inc. v2.0!
Thanks, but I am patiently waiting for Straight version xp business edition before I voluntarily enter myself into the program..
Hey, what the fuck was up with the idiots who did that shit. I used to be just dumbstruck and amazed when some idiot would come in and they would say "this is Fred, he voluntarily admitted himself".
What a bunch of dorks....
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Hey, what the fuck was up with the idiots who did that shit. I used to be just dumbstruck and amazed when some idiot would come in and they would say "this is Fred, he voluntarily admitted himself".
What a bunch of dorks....
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You said it. I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to sign up for Straight, Etc. After about 30 seconds in the intake room, I knew it wasn't like the shrink my parents had taken me to before. Then there's the "sibling phenomenon" where the younger kids, who knew nothing of life outside the program, would sniff magic markers so they would get to be druggies, too--just like big sis! I guess they were attention starved at home or something, but voluntarily committing yourself to Straight, Etc.? No way.
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On 2004-03-17 08:02:00, GregFL wrote:
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On 2004-03-16 12:47:00, Dr. Miller Newton wrote:
"Rest assured that you will regret saying that when your ass is on thr front row of Straight, Inc. v2.0!
Thanks, but I am patiently waiting for Straight version xp business edition
Am I going to have to upgrade my graphics card for this? :lol: :lol:
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I cannot imagine going in there by choice. That descision probably didn't seem so great a few days later when you couldn't get back out.
I only remember one voluntary person in Boston, there may have been more of course, but this guys inheritance depended on gradutating from the program.....
You can imagine how supportive the group was after staff made it clear that was why he was there.
Yep, poor boy never had a chance. Web pages are like babies -- creation involves a level of enthusiasm that does not necessarily carry over into maintenance.
--Joe Chew