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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Trekker Jag on March 11, 2004, 12:33:00 PM

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Trekker Jag on March 11, 2004, 12:33:00 PM

A loyal Straightling, a misbehaver, and a copout were all walking on the same stretch of beach one day, and each of them saw a glint of metal shining in the distance. They all ran to it and reached for it at the same time.  They brushed the sand away and a genie lamp was revealed, which a genie proceeded to exit.

"You have freed me from the lamp!" said the grateful genie.  "Normally I give the person who releases me three wishes, but I'm not sure which one of you did it, so I am going to give you all one wish each."

"what is your wish?" he asked the Straightling.

The Straightling said, " I wish to live with all the other Straightlings on Straight Island, a place of our own were we can have raps, sing Straight songs, and be Straightlings and never have to see druggies and ungrateful straight survivors again."

POOF--It happens.

To the misbehaver, the genie asked "What is your wish?"

The misbehaver replied "I want to torture Dr. Newton and all the other executive staff for 10000 years with them never dying but constantly in pain , at a Straight-like facility that is staffed by other misbehavers that has only Straight executive Staff enrolled as clients."

POOF--It happens.

The copout and the genie are left standing on the beach.  The genie asks the copout, "What is your wish?"

The copout replies, "Let me see--all the Straightlings are on an island in the middle of the ocean where I'll never see them again, and Miller, Ruthie, and all the other Straight execs are being tortured for the next ten thousand years?"

"That is correct", said the genie.

The copout smiled. "In that case, I think I'll have a beer."

 :wave:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2004, 12:51:00 PM

LOL! :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2004, 01:25:00 PM

Nice :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Cayo Hueso on March 11, 2004, 01:31:00 PM

Bravo :nworthy:

Innocence implies the ability to restrain from the initiation of aggression, and to question those who don't.
Sorin Cucerai

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 11, 2004, 03:41:00 PM

This is NOT funny.  :flame:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: groovy1634 on March 11, 2004, 03:46:00 PM

classic, dude!!!!! wish i would have come up with that one....you rule!!!  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 11, 2004, 03:49:00 PM

Laugh all you want. I'll be seeing your ass on front row before you know it..

Title: On The Beach
Post by: groovy1634 on March 11, 2004, 03:54:00 PM

hell, i spent almost my whole damn program on the front row...not too scared...i can take it...so,yes, i will laugh real loud...hahahahahahahahahahahaha  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: groovy1634 on March 11, 2004, 03:59:00 PM

:scared:  :scared:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Dr Fucktard on March 11, 2004, 04:06:00 PM

Druggie behavior will get you nowhere fast in my new program. Hope you like peanut butter...  :lol:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: groovy1634 on March 11, 2004, 04:08:00 PM

hey, it's better than those nasty old red things they used to pass off as apples...so bring on the peanut butter...yum....jk

 :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2004, 04:37:00 PM

little girl, peanut butter is least of your fears right now. :scared:
Be afraid, very afraid

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2004, 04:38:00 PM

groovy, i am coming for you, and I will see you on the front row :wave:

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Therion on March 11, 2004, 07:59:00 PM

I wanna cum!!

Title: On The Beach
Post by: animals all of us on March 13, 2004, 08:52:00 AM

Im on Melvin Sembler's payroll, just like some others on these forums.  It took me awhile to find out how to get in, but I finally sucked enough cock on the wall to make the grade.  Damn my ass hurts too.  My nose is red alot and I can't remember the last several month's worth of nights, but I'm in.  So, Im just waiting for them to get those new donated properties so I can  sign up for the next Straight/Newton facility.

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Dr. Fucktard on March 14, 2004, 03:30:00 AM

Quote

On 2004-03-13 05:52:00, animals all of us wrote:

"Im on Melvin Sembler's payroll, just like some others on these forums.....So, Im just waiting for them to get those new donated properties so I can  sign up for the next Straight/Newton facility.



"

Quiet--we don't want them to know what we're up to until they're in the intake room!

Title: On The Beach
Post by: Therion on March 17, 2004, 12:34:00 AM

I want in!! Please?!?!
 I can finally fulfill my "why didnt I _____ while I was in Straight" fantasies!!!

 *QUivers and grows excited at the thought of mass disruption..
 
 *Looks around nervously
Do I get to continue my Opiate treatments?