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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Dr Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 03:59:00 PM

Title: The Reason
Post by: Dr Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 03:59:00 PM
The reason you all ended up in the program is that you lost touch with God somewhere along the line. Admit it...
Title: The Reason
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2004, 04:07:00 PM
Yea and verily did thy staff and thy rod sodomize me and cause me to see God
Title: The Reason
Post by: Dr Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 04:09:00 PM
You know you deserved it.. :flame:
Title: The Reason
Post by: Dr Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 04:23:00 PM
Just wanted to let you all (those that hate me, and my fans, who also hate me) know that I'm going to be away from my desk for a while...

Take Care,
Dr. Fuckstick
Title: The Reason
Post by: Anonymous on February 29, 2004, 04:48:00 PM
Now you shall bow down to your god the Dr. Fucktard Cassian/Brad or I will make you motivate for your methadone!
Title: The Reason
Post by: Dr. Therion Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 04:49:00 PM
That was me. Forgot to sign in.  Still kind of dizzy from the induced mutation.
Title: The Reason
Post by: Therion on February 29, 2004, 06:23:00 PM
Holy shit I just figured out who you are in real life!
Title: The Reason
Post by: Therion on February 29, 2004, 06:23:00 PM
Holy shit I just figured out who you are in real life!
Title: The Reason
Post by: smack on February 29, 2004, 07:12:00 PM
hey asshole, i think that kids that have been in such a place were religious refugees, they weren't even able to practice their religions.
Title: The Reason
Post by: Dr Fucktard on February 29, 2004, 09:41:00 PM
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hey asshole, i think that kids that have been in such a place were religious refugees, they weren't even able to practice their religions.

If they had been, they might have gone back to drugs. Religion is a way for the addict to avoid oneself once in therapy...
Title: The Reason
Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2004, 12:13:00 AM
Opiates are the Mass of my religion.