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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 10:20:00 PM

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 10:20:00 PM

I was in Straight in 1986, and it wasn't really that bad. By making us sit in out own feces and not letting us eat or drink, they were only trying to help us. You have to understand that as serious alcoholics and drug addicts, we needed treatment like this.

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: teachback on February 13, 2004, 11:30:00 PM

Indeed, sir. Right you are...  :silly:

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 01:22:00 AM

Yeah sitting in my shit not only got me off drugs, but it was a great help when I started doing German scat films to support my crack habit.

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 10:50:00 AM

And you probably could use a coke bottle shoved up your ass and your mommys ass too.  It too helps in "recovery" :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Penis Birders Anonymous on February 15, 2004, 04:41:00 PM

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Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Triangle Choke on July 10, 2004, 06:51:00 PM

Fuck you........  It was torture for many and a fucking financial scam for the administrators.


I just realized your sarcasm and Apologize for the fuck you.  Isn't funny how sarcastic and cynical we've become?  I remember I didn't get a change of clothes for 8 days once while in the program.[ This Message was edited by: Triangle Choke on 2004-07-10 20:32 ]

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Scarstruck on July 11, 2004, 07:17:00 AM

More dope less arguing..
 FREE THE MARIJUANA

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2004, 01:55:00 PM

""Free the Marijuana!!!!"
I like that.  It should be someones campaign slogan or something.  A true "green" party (and what a party it would be.)  "Legalize it" is so way '70s and makes weed seem like something that was rightfully prohibited in the first place.  "Free the Marijuana" sounds more like a big green friendly guy from sesame street or something that was unjustly nabbed in the middle of the night and sentenced to time in Abu Gharib or something.
Yes Scar...wise words.  More dope, less argueing.

"Free the Marijuana"

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Scarstruck on July 13, 2004, 02:17:00 AM

Smoke up, do what you must do
Wake up, inhale the earth grown fumes
Higher than mountains, but oh so goddamn deep
The morning star we reach, think for yourself
And that's you, you times a million

Look around, we surround the fields
On guard for the perfection of the seed
Perfection of the seed

Try hard to stop us which you can't
Outnumbered by the marijuana camps
Larger than nations, I can't name one without
Must kill the king of drought
Planting of pleasure, rising up, stretch towards the sky

Look around, we surround the fields
On guard for perfection of the seed
Perfection of the seed

This way of life has become an addiction
Despite right or wrong and their closed superstition
This way of life has become an addiction
Despite right or wrong, despite right or wrong
Despite right or wrong

Perfection of the seed...

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2004, 01:33:00 AM

Straight was some crazy shit, circus environment freak show of pain. More real than a bad acid trip, and embedded into young brains for life. I can't believe I was really there for so long. Why couldn't they have been a little more laid back? They were hysterical about stupid shit. Did you make eye contact with a girl? Did you wave at a druggie friend at school? Huh!? What were they thinking with this approach? Straight wasn't so bad...once you accepted it for what it was, hell.

Title: Straight wasn't so bad
Post by: Scarstruck on July 21, 2004, 05:50:00 AM

Pulls druggie cock out and goes into a masturbatory frenzy...