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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 12, 2004, 03:10:00 PM

Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 12, 2004, 03:10:00 PM
Last night I had a dream about a bunch of Straight survivors kidnapping Miller and Ruth Newton and chaining them to blue chairs in a basement.  They were shot up with heroin every day until they became addicted, were made to sit in their shit, and were fed dog food that the Survivors had pissed or shit in.  Miller was forced to listen to Death Metal 24/7 and had his eyes held open by those things they used in Clockwork Orange so he couldn't avert his gaze when Ruthie was gangraped by a bunch of syphalitic crackheads.  Afterward, Ruthie was confronted for being a slut and enjoying it.  Then, in my dream, Miller was made to go through withdrawal cold turkey and was repeatedly kicked in the balls and sodomized with a cattle prod.  The Survivors showed him news footage of the car wreck that killed his son Marc and daughter Johanna in a fiery crash.  Miller was then force fed his own shit, and was then taken to a closet where he had his mouth propped open and placed in front of a glory hole at a gay bar.  He was then given a jalepeno juice enema, and taken back to the basement, where he sat in his own shit, chained to a blue chair for months.  Eventually, he died of AIDS that he got from either the glory hole or a dirty needle that was used to shoot him up with heroin.  Ruthie was given 15,000 micrograms of LSD and turned loose in Ybor City, naked, after being shot up with cocaine.  She wandered out into the street and was hit and  killed by a garbage truck.  Then an angel of God came down to throw the souls of the two shitbags to Hell, after he shook the hands of each of the Straight Survivors who participated, saying "the Man upstairs sends His regards on a job well done."  What a beautiful dream!  Does anybody else have dreams like that?  Share them! :smokin:  :wave:

[ This Message was edited by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on 2004-02-12 13:06 ]
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 02:29:00 AM
WOW!  It would be so cool to hear about you dream coming true!  I'd love to see it on TV and read about it in the paper!  Hope your dream comes true!
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 06:35:00 PM
Dream on 'til your dreams come true
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 10:17:00 PM
Wow, Straight must have fucked you up.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2004, 10:17:00 PM
That's the sickest shit I've ever heard.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: teachback on February 13, 2004, 11:31:00 PM
Keep listening, it only gets better.  :rofl:
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 12:50:00 AM
You think?
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 10:52:00 AM
course it gets better anon - in another dream we were shoving coke bottles up your ass.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Idreamofnewtonsburning on February 14, 2004, 11:20:00 PM
You're pretty funny. Give up the gay porn and get into stand-up comedy.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Therion on February 14, 2004, 11:35:00 PM
I had a dream that I started them on Methadone..20 mgs..and $20 foil of heroin twice a day...increasing the dose until they were at 600 mgs of methadone and 1 gram of heroin per day (they wouldnt feel the H at this point...but bear with me)
 In my dream...after they had this treatment for 3 years they were cut off cold turkey and made to sit up in blue chairs while kicking..but instead of Raps they had to watch people fix every hour...and Just when they wre done kicking the doses were readministered..
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2004, 11:39:00 PM
Sweet
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2004, 01:15:00 AM
I had a dream where they were slow cooked in a vat of diarrhea while Miller had his balls electrocuted and Ruthie got a cattle prod up her cunt.  They were given 500 mics LSD every day while they were kicking a three year, 600mg/day methadone habit (kinda funny how our dreams are similar in that respect). Every day, a bunch of gay bikers would come in and piss and jack off on them.  Eventually, they were force  fed each other's shit until their intestines exploded, and given a strychnine/insulin injection that made them convulse painfully.  Amazingly, (this is a dream, remember, it wasn't 'based on objective reality') they survived to suffer for over 1000 years.  Eventuaally all the straight survivors had a keg party on their graves, and someone grew a pot plant on each of the sites.  Then the straight survivors lived happily ever after.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Therion on February 16, 2004, 04:57:00 AM
I cannot believe I contributed to this thread..

I do not remember making that post...although it reeks of Therion :roll:

Have been doing that alot lately..Coming across posts I dont remember making..

Shuffles off.....
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2004, 01:15:00 PM
This made me laugh my ass off
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2004, 02:33:00 PM
I dreamed I saw Miller Newton nailed to a cross and I took a shit on his head and he ate it and drank my piss too
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2004, 06:10:00 PM
Hello :wave:
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2004, 06:16:00 PM
Your ideas intrigue me.  I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2004, 12:46:00 PM
these are great stories, idreamofnewtonsburning!
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: Dr. Miller Newton on March 22, 2004, 12:50:00 PM
you'll think this stuff is very funny when you're on front row in Straight v2.0! Warped druggie behavior will get you nowhere but back in group!
Title: I Had A Wonderful Dream
Post by: RTP2003 on June 11, 2004, 02:17:00 PM
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