Fornits

General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Paul St. John on October 04, 2003, 08:42:00 PM

Title: [Humor] How do you....
Post by: Paul St. John on October 04, 2003, 08:42:00 PM

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

 

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

 

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

 

How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

 

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

 

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's

 

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick.

 

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

 

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

 

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quatro Sinko.

 

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

 

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

 

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

 

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

 

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

 

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

 

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Title: [Humor] How do you....
Post by: Antigen on October 04, 2003, 09:04:00 PM

Where do elves come from?



































Dyslexic midgets who sold their souls to Santa.

 :rofl:

               The body of
        Benjamin Franklin, printer,
      (Like the cover of an old book,
            Its contents worn out,
    And scripts of it's lettering and gilding)
       Lies Here, food for worms!
     Yet the work itself shall not be lost,
For it will, as he believed, appear once more
                 In a new
         And more beautiful edition,
          Corrected and amended
                By it's Author!

Epitaph for himself.

--Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790