Fornits
General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: DannyB11 on August 02, 2010, 02:03:52 PM
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Hi all, my name is Danny and I am looking for disciples to worship me in my new cult. I have been trolling the city streets late at night looking for converts but they are all broke and homeless. I need dopers, er I mean people with some cash to spend so we can work together building a drug-free utopia. I have extensive training in how to lead a cult properly and now i intend to put that training to good use. I am currently taking donations to buy a certain plot of land down in Guyana. A friend of mine once lived there and the land is cheap now. All who are interested in potentially joining forces with me feel free to contact me anytime here on fornits. Peace and Powerlessness to you all.
Danny
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Have you considered opening a program?
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Edited: Wednesday, October 06, 2010
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Thanks for the input Pile and Joel. its nice to know that there are people interested in being my disciples. I will already count you both as loyal minions. I think I will base the cult after that which i am familiar with: the Elan School. I want to share my vast knowledge with you all.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny
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The cult of Danny has several hoops to jump through before you can be considered for full membership. The first and most important: You must admit your complete and utter powerlessness over drugs and alcohol. This is the key step. Once you go there in your own mind then I have you hooked for life.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny
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I was trolling for fresh souls to serve me in the afterlife last night at an AA meeting in a rather seedy part of town. My eyes were red with exhaustion from days and nights spent feverishly typing on my computer keyboard. So everybody thought I was stoned. The people at the meeting would not worship my sobriety. I got upset and then I became powerless. It felt so good because then I had SUCK IT to keep me company. SUCK IT has better use of grammar than myself so I let him take the lead. Before long we had every drunk in there celebrating their powerlessness over alcohol. Another great night out on the town.
Peace and Powerlessness
Danny
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Hi all, my name is Danny and I am looking for disciples to worship me in my new cult. I have been trolling the city streets late at night looking for converts but they are all broke and homeless. I need dopers, er I mean people with some cash to spend so we can work together building a drug-free utopia. I have extensive training in how to lead a cult properly and now i intend to put that training to good use. I am currently taking donations to buy a certain plot of land down in Guyana. A friend of mine once lived there and the land is cheap now. All who are interested in potentially joining forces with me feel free to contact me anytime here on fornits. Peace and Powerlessness to you all.
Danny
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Hi all, my name is Danny and I am looking for disciples to worship me in my new cult. I have been trolling the city streets late at night looking for converts but they are all broke and homeless. I need dopers, er I mean people with some cash to spend so we can work together building a drug-free utopia. I have extensive training in how to lead a cult properly and now i intend to put that training to good use. I am currently taking donations to buy a certain plot of land down in Guyana. A friend of mine once lived there and the land is cheap now. All who are interested in potentially joining forces with me feel free to contact me anytime here on fornits. Peace and Powerlessness to you all.
Danny
(http://http://www.ietjer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/AttentionWhore-poster.jpg)
Anne, you do know this is not me but another poster, displaying my user name. Look at the avatar not the same.
Now if you did know this, well then you may want to for-go work today and see your doctor. I think your still plugged.